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Fans of Salma Hayek sans clothes and, um, Colin Farrell's manhood...

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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Your movie has arrived!

http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2006/askthedust/index.html

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A brief snippet...

And, oh yeah, if you need another reason to see this film, Salma Hayek and Colin Farrell are both naked like crazy in the movie. I'm not talking body double shots with head cut out of the frame, or a fleeting glimpse that is designed to break the pause button on your DVD remote control. I'd say that there's a good 4-5 solid minutes of eye popping Hayek nudity in this movie. Even some full frontal shots. And hats off to Farrell, who clearly doesn't have a problem showing his goods, who not only has the guts to do a full nude scene in the ocean, but if that water is as cold as it looked, the folks that run that Guiness book should be giving him a call.
 
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I always read about colin farrell having a large johnson, what are we talking here? Average porn star sized? Dirk diggler?
 

Solo

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Yeah, I saw the (awful) homemade porno, and the guy is average. Im not sure what the hoopla is about.

But I'll take some more Salma nudity where I can get it.
 

acidviper

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Pfft they said Havoc had lips, 3-ways, dildonic penetration and it ended up being titty flashes. I'll believe when I see it.
 

Raistlin

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I haven't seen the home-made pr0n, or this ...


... but from what I've heard, he's got impressive size while flaccid ... otherwise, no big deal.
 
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