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[jeremy1456]

Yeah yeah yeah, you guys 'don't need pick up lines' but I still like to bust one out from time to time with my girlfriend.

My favorite, that has always gotten a lot of laughs, is 'watch your step, I'll watch everything else.'

I still use it on my girlfriend, and she thinks it's hilarious.

So what are your favorite pick up lines?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

edit: Not worth the risk

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

"Sup?"

 

[akachan ningen]

Is that a phone in your back pocket? cuz that booty is calling me.

 

[BGBW]

Grab your coat luv, you've been pulled.

 

[Joe]

Kiss me if I'm wrong but have we met??

 

[Persona7]

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

 

[Wiktor]

I remember some legendary german playboy (with even more famous father) used the line:

"Excuuse me, do you know who mr. X(name of his father) is?" If she said yes he then went "Then allow me to humbly introduce his son"

Always liked this one

 

[Dennis]

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Forever alone.

 

[Loomba]

Grab your coat luv, you've been pulled.

Take the "been" out.

 

[BlackJace]

Girl, I'm elevating your permissions. You may now access the

 

[Hazmat]

Girl, I'm elevating your permissions. You may now access the

I can't tell if it's better or worse that most people will read as a smiley.

 

[soepje]

Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

 

[SJRB]

r u a beaver cuz dam..!

 

[Foshy]

r u a beaver cuz dam..!

holy shit amazing

 

[DodgyGeezerFella]

Fancy a shag ?

 

[gerg]

Courtesy of Alan Davies: "I have a nine-inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears."

 

[FunBoy]

"Would you like to go 50/50 on a rape charge?"

 

[PirateKing]

U wunt sum fuk?

 

[Neoriceisgood]

You're cute, can I sprite you?

 

[Arkos]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Spoiler

thats a joke from something I forget where

 

[Indrid Cold1]

"Do you like chicken? Well suck me cock, it's fowl"

 

[MikeOfTheLivingDead]

"Would you like to go 50/50 on a rape charge?"

You'll probably get a lot of shit for this one, but that's pretty damn funny, I haven't heard it before and some girls, including my girlfriend, would probably find it quite funny. When I want to get it on I sometimes challenge my girlfriend to a "rape-fight".

 

[SJRB]

When I want to get it on I sometimes challenge my girlfriend to a "rape-fight".

...what

 

[MikeOfTheLivingDead]

...what

You've never had a girl tell you she wanted to rape you? It's kind of awesome. It started out as her making a joke about raping me, me threatening to rape her back, and eventually just turned into "rape-fight".

 

[ciridesu]

"Do you work on a chicken farm?"

"Because you sure know how to raise a cock"

 

[NeO JD]

I've never heard 1, 4, & 14. Nice. Haha

 

[Rawket Lawnchair]

how u doin' m8

 

[N7Commander95]

Honey are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you

 

[Exotoro]

You've never had a girl tell you she wanted to rape you? It's kind of awesome. It started out as her making a joke about raping me, me threatening to rape her back, and eventually just turned into "rape-fight".

what in the fuck

 

[CatPee]

Damn girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't know how you work, but you're giving me this funny feeling in my stomach and it makes me wanna take you out.

 

[Courage]

Damn girl, do you have no standards? Cause I'd love to take you out.

 

[Nyx]

''Sorry that I've been staring at you for the past hour, but you look so much like my mother''

 

[SenatorBot]

There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?
No.There's 26 letters in the alphabet.
Oh yeah, I forgot u r a qt.

Are you an archeologist?
Because I have an extremely large bone that needs to be examined.

 

[Septimius]

"You know how pick-up lines never work? Then how come this one does?"

Then just watch them process it for the next 10 seconds.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[Jaffaboy]

You've never had a girl tell you she wanted to rape you? It's kind of awesome. It started out as her making a joke about raping me, me threatening to rape her back, and eventually just turned into "rape-fight".

Subbed.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Hey baby. You don't happen to work at the ups store do ya? Cause I swore I seen you checking out my package!

 

[Oersted]

Mine is bigger.

 

[Browny]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

I lol'd.

"Why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll see what comes up?"

 

[JimmyRustler]

"Would you like to go 50/50 on a rape charge?"

I'm in tears. Made my day.

 

[Chumpion]

The worst pick-up line I've ever heard was in the 90s in a trendy nightclub, courtesy of some hillbilly guys who were visiting the city. "Excuse me, miss, are you looking for company? We have a van out front." The look on the poor girl's face was priceless.

 

[Kimawolf]

If being fine was a currency you would be rich as hell.

You should be called pancake cause I want to drip my syrup all over you.

 

[massoluk]

It was an awful pick up line I've heard on my bus back from Mountain Creek to New York, it's so so awful.

"You know, you're very pretty. You're like chicken curry. You remind me of chicken curry."

I swear to god I didn't make this up. I wanted to kill myself right, it's so so terrible.

 

[yogloo]

"Did it hurt?"
*huh?*
"When you fell from heaven?"
*tee hee*
"Well, that would explain your face"

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

"I am going outside to makeout, care to join me?"

 

[Heroman]

You , me ,my place tonight. Bring friends.

 

[Air]

How about I take you home and eat your pussy.

 

[Blake'sGrave]

Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

 

[cr_blah_blah]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

This is surprisingly the least creepy and best of the bunch.