Hey man, I want my brother to think I'm cool, okay? And if he was watching Raw one night and a goddamn SHARK JOHNSON sign popped up I know that he'd be hyped as fuck. Then I can talk about how I have all these fans and shit and become his favorite wrestler.
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Hey man, I want my brother to think I'm cool, okay? And if he was watching Raw one night and a goddamn SHARK JOHNSON sign popped up I know that he'd be hyped as fuck. Then I can talk about how I have all these fans and shit and become his favorite wrestler.
Nocturnowl
Member
What if it says Dwayne "The Shark" Johnson and there's a cartoon Dwayne Johnson on it with a sharks fin? would your gambit still work?
Though we all know that The Great White has a monopoly on shark signs.
Only Canadians will probably get this, but:
Who is that guy? He looks so familiar.
Cash for Gold or something??
HarryDemeanor
Member
I hope Triple H doesn't see this. He won't like Shark Johnson trying to get himself over.
British Monsoon
Member
I got a leaflet through for cash4pens the other day. Pens? Sure, here's a bag of pens I don't need any more. I'm sure that'll bring in that much needed cash.
Also, all this talk of Shark Johnson makes me think of Sharky & George. Sigh. I miss the 80's.
Also, all this talk of Shark Johnson makes me think of Sharky & George. Sigh. I miss the 80's.
Only Canadians will probably get this, but:
I'M RUSSEL OLIVER, THE LOAN ARRANGER
OHHHH YEEEAAA
There weren't really many huge guys in wrestling until Bruno Sammartino, and it wasn't until the late 70s and 80s that size really became a thing for wrestlers.
Sure, but the late 70s is now more than 30 years ago, and the 70s was when fitness culture and bros even lifting started to become more popular and 'mainstream'. So it's not a recent phenomenon, even if it's not the way the business always has been.
I don't think it's a requirement. I do think it can only help a wrestler to be in better shape in terms of physical aesthetics.
Most important is having a look that resonates with people and that people will remember. Otherwise, you're Just A Dude.
Mr. Luchador
Member
You've become GAF's very own Zack Ryder! I wanna go to an event now and do this
Arrowgigantic
Member
This is ridiculous. Sharks don't even have johnsons, they have claspers.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Can we not just do cash4valuables.com
Arrowgigantic
Member
Hey dudes, this is a wrestling story, just read it:
http://www.destructoid.com/anonymous-whistle-blower-claims-gearbox-stole-from-sega-246558.phtml
http://www.destructoid.com/anonymous-whistle-blower-claims-gearbox-stole-from-sega-246558.phtml
slightconfuse
Banned
Someone a SEGA is a mark
Why does it always go to dicks? Why.
The name Shark Johnson comes from two things:
1) My fear of the ocean
2) Don Johnson of Nash Bridges fame
If I wasn't into pro-wrestling I'd be a white basketball player from the 1980s rocking a sick afro.
Everybody thinks my name is some way of talking about Shark dicks. It ain't, okay?
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
What are you talking about? Don Johnson's fame is from Miami Vice, one of the finest shows that ever aired next to Kojak.
Nocturnowl
Member
Due to all this Underbaker/Breadman and so on talk I immediately read this as Cake/Taker at Mania.
Perspicacity
Banned
Happy Brad Maddox week y'all.
FallingEdge
Member
I really want to get a 3DS XL. Is the normal price $200? Anyone seen deals lower than that?
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
As we are nearing March 1st will there be another GAF Rumble?
Happy Brad Maddox week y'all.
He is the Assistant Managing Supervisor after all. You go Brad Maddox!
Professor Beef
Banned
WWBSD?
slightconfuse
Banned
I thought it was dean ambrose week
FallingEdge
Member
I don't even like the Big Show. HE'S NOT MY REAL DAD. HE'S JUST HERE BECAUSE HE WON SOME STUPID BATTLE ROYAL.
*runs to room and cries*
Professor Beef
Banned
Only until he debuted.
D.Brine, CM Punk, and Dolph Ziggler would never get a 3DS.
Just sayin'
It's Owen week. Every.week.is.Owen.week
But Cody Rhodes would and has. Don't you want to be dashing like Cody instead of looking like a hobo, a slob, or spaghetti on your head?
But Cody Rhodes would and has. Don't you want to be dashing like Cody instead of looking like a hobo, a slob, or spaghetti on your head?
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
You ain't got the money to pay the price
for Miami Vice
3 blind mice?
Go get your vice.
Nocturnowl
Member
Yep, because he'd get an XL for his Big Show hands.
Professor Beef
Banned
He doesn't have time for 3D! I don't even think he LIKES the Dudleys!
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Not too soon, maybe post-mania to set the tone for the Summerslam arc. It'll be a Summer Slamboree.
You can find one in the Buy/Sell/trade thread for cheaper. I think $200 is the normal price.
BTW I been playin' Fire Emblem. It's the bomb.
slightconfuse
Banned
Paige week
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
I did this too (Sly 4 cross-play is nice)
Professor Beef
Banned
Kane would get a Vita, since it needs to get over and Kane has no problem with that.
I barely ever touch my 3DS. Kind of regretting it. The only things I'm kind of interested in are Pokemon and Luigi's. Lego GTA and W101 on Wii U looks more interesting.
Kane would have a Lynx. He'd be like 'ITS STILL NEW TO ME!'
Kane would have a Lynx. He'd be like 'ITS STILL NEW TO ME!'
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