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February WrassleGAF |BO-T| And Bo-ing is Half the Battle
- Thread starter Perspicacity
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The Frankman
Banned
You know what I'm glad they didn't bring back?
Cage matches w/ attack dogs outside the ring.
Cage matches w/ attack dogs outside the ring.
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Banned
Oh man if angles music played tonight.
UberTag
Member
Why are we talking about CM Punk's feud with Elijah Burke again? The New Breed is so 2007.
Or am I getting my Popes confused?
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Banned
What about wrestling rings int he middle of water
And then a Bryan vs Angle vs Jericho match afterwards.
I can't wait for the day that happens... if it does
What about wrestling rings int he middle of water
What about a wrestling ring on a deserted island?
It's the fully white goatee and baldness that makes Taker look so old. If he colored his beard and wasn't wearing an old man hat, he'd look pretty much the same as he did in 2006, but if he stopped working out.
Also, the triple cage is NOT awesome. It wasn't awesome in the 80s when they did it originally, it wasn't awesome either time they did it in 2000.
Also, the triple cage is NOT awesome. It wasn't awesome in the 80s when they did it originally, it wasn't awesome either time they did it in 2000.
Now that's funny.
but unlike the Pope being a nazi, it isn't true!
Nocturnowl
Member
If Kurt was on Trips level he'd have gone the extra mile and called him a Skinny fat ass.
No, it's true. It's damn true.
Speedy Blue Dude
Banned
While the triple cage was not awesome, you have to admit that it was an interesting concept that at least showed they were trying to make things different.
sf2fanatic
Member
If only we can add the pit stage from MK on that gif...
Perspicacity
Banned
I for one am not surprised that Kurt Angle and Soulplaya are defending a man who protects child molesters.
I know we joke around a lot, but you're going a bit too far here, seriously. I didn't "defend" him, and I'm only trying to bring a bit of perspective into what it's like to grow up in a dictatorship.
I don't know if you have a legitimate problem with me, Persp, or whatever it is, but if you do, then just say so, man. No reason to be passive aggressive about it.
Perspicacity
Banned
Just joking about you, you weren't actually defending the man at all and I'm aware of that.
Kurt Angle doesn't get the same pass as people who genuinely defend that piece of shit suck.
Kurt Angle doesn't get the same pass as people who genuinely defend that piece of shit suck.
Dthomp
Member
Open the show? Cena/Sheamus/Ryberg??? That's the main event in WWE eyes. Gotta end the PPV with Cena
Rock/Punk is the main event so Cena can stare down the winner after they point at the Mania sign.
Stick to Kane jokes.
sf2fanatic
Member
Fixed
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Banned
Anyone know how much longer Kurt is signed to TNA
Perspicacity
Banned
Kane needs to stop protecting child molesters.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA....
breath....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHC ending the PPV. Good one.
sf2fanatic
Member
It will soon when Cena moves to SD!!!!
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Banned
Speaking of the pope remember when taker crusified Austin on Raw
sf2fanatic
Member
And Steph too? Fun times
http://youtu.be/plHMvkSe0z8
Percy Pringle looked horrible there in that segment
British Monsoon
Member
God help me, I'm watching the worst indy deathmatch sleaze I've ever seen. High Impact Wrestling's 'Art of the Deathmatch', seriously the fucking worst. Here's a few highlights so far;
Fat dude gets darts thrown into him; http://i.minus.com/iCIpnLKHU8MZ8.gif
Skinny dude gets suplexed on a running weed whacker; http://i.minus.com/icl71huKQ3bwJ.gif
Portly Mexican dude 'hits' the WORST Canadian Destroyer you will ever fucking see; http://i.minus.com/iQMtYnboDId5n.gif
The first match is Cris Anarchy vs Chaos vs Outrage vs VK Grimes in a 'Double Hell No-Rope Barbedwire & Weed Wacker Deathmatch', AKA a Juggalo vs Portly Mexican vs Skinny White Dude #1 vs Skinny White Dude #2. All these guys are worthless and the match is clearly over gimmicked. A minute in one of these dudes (whichever one is the portly Mexican) grabs a light-tube and gets the crowd clapping for him, only to stumble backwards and fall ass-backwards out of the ring, getting his leg caught up in the barbedwire in the process, lol. Oh shit, here come the weed whackers. Skinny White Dude puts another Skinny White Dude in the corner, places light-tubes against his face and then smashes them with the running weed whacker blade. Sounds better than it looked. Skinny White Dude then actually hits a wrestling move! Sit-down scoop slam on the jugallo, but he doesn't go for the cover, opting to instead carve his back up with some broken light-tube pieces. Skinny White Dude then goes for a springboard elbow drop off the barbedwire ropes and SOMEHOW DOESN'T DIE! That was half impressive. The Skinny White Dudes are now teaming up and hit the Portly Mexican with a double team suplex into yet more light-tubes. But the Skinny White Dude alliance doesn't last long, as SWD #1 clocks SWD #2 before suplexing him on a running weed whacker! The 50 or so people in the crowd are going mildly impressed! Portly Mexican interrupts the pin and then hits THE FUCKING WORST Canadian Destroyer you or I will ever see. It's so bad, the ref seems stunned and refuses to count the pin, lol. Skinny White Dudes are teaming again and produce wire cutters, cutting up the barbedwire to wrap around Juggalo and Portly Mexican, but again SWD #1 turns on SWD #2. Portly Mexican & Juggalo break free and Juggalo scores with...something off the apron on SWD #1, while Portly Mexican tries to hit his finisher on SWD #2. However, some security dude rushes the ring and does some awful-ass chokeslam/push on Portly Mexican, who goes crashing to the outside through some contraption of light-tubes and chairs. SWD #2 makes the count and this shit-fest is over. Fuck, that was so bad.
1 match in, I think I've had enough.
Fat dude gets darts thrown into him; http://i.minus.com/iCIpnLKHU8MZ8.gif
Skinny dude gets suplexed on a running weed whacker; http://i.minus.com/icl71huKQ3bwJ.gif
Portly Mexican dude 'hits' the WORST Canadian Destroyer you will ever fucking see; http://i.minus.com/iQMtYnboDId5n.gif
The first match is Cris Anarchy vs Chaos vs Outrage vs VK Grimes in a 'Double Hell No-Rope Barbedwire & Weed Wacker Deathmatch', AKA a Juggalo vs Portly Mexican vs Skinny White Dude #1 vs Skinny White Dude #2. All these guys are worthless and the match is clearly over gimmicked. A minute in one of these dudes (whichever one is the portly Mexican) grabs a light-tube and gets the crowd clapping for him, only to stumble backwards and fall ass-backwards out of the ring, getting his leg caught up in the barbedwire in the process, lol. Oh shit, here come the weed whackers. Skinny White Dude puts another Skinny White Dude in the corner, places light-tubes against his face and then smashes them with the running weed whacker blade. Sounds better than it looked. Skinny White Dude then actually hits a wrestling move! Sit-down scoop slam on the jugallo, but he doesn't go for the cover, opting to instead carve his back up with some broken light-tube pieces. Skinny White Dude then goes for a springboard elbow drop off the barbedwire ropes and SOMEHOW DOESN'T DIE! That was half impressive. The Skinny White Dudes are now teaming up and hit the Portly Mexican with a double team suplex into yet more light-tubes. But the Skinny White Dude alliance doesn't last long, as SWD #1 clocks SWD #2 before suplexing him on a running weed whacker! The 50 or so people in the crowd are going mildly impressed! Portly Mexican interrupts the pin and then hits THE FUCKING WORST Canadian Destroyer you or I will ever see. It's so bad, the ref seems stunned and refuses to count the pin, lol. Skinny White Dudes are teaming again and produce wire cutters, cutting up the barbedwire to wrap around Juggalo and Portly Mexican, but again SWD #1 turns on SWD #2. Portly Mexican & Juggalo break free and Juggalo scores with...something off the apron on SWD #1, while Portly Mexican tries to hit his finisher on SWD #2. However, some security dude rushes the ring and does some awful-ass chokeslam/push on Portly Mexican, who goes crashing to the outside through some contraption of light-tubes and chairs. SWD #2 makes the count and this shit-fest is over. Fuck, that was so bad.
1 match in, I think I've had enough.
British Monsoon
Member
But it's sapping my will to live!
Here's a gif of the awful 'chokeslam' finish, at least; http://i.minus.com/ibrSZKyaTQiHls.gif
That's more of a shove than a chokeslam. Actually, there is no slam about that....and I don't think he's actually choking him.
Lambda Pie
Banned
@ Laserfrog
Shrek the Third
Shrek the Third
British Monsoon
Member
I like the fact that he clearly does try to lift Portly Mexican up, but quickly realises that shit ain't happening, so he just shoves him, lol.
MegaKungFuRadio
Member
Kurt Angle talk gives me the sighs.
he got another contract after the last one ran out...so no.
DyslexicAlucard
Member
So why isn't there a WrassleGAF tinychat room or something for during shows? Or is there and I'm just ignorant of it?
We use an IRC channel for PPVs.
I set my expectations low for how bad it would be, and it was even worse than I thought.
DyslexicAlucard
Member
British Monsoon
Member
OMG, the next match on the HIW show is an 'Barbedwire Board Exploding Landmine Deathmatch';
The deadly landmine explosion;
http://i.minus.com/iie9UdPOEUQZN.gif
Runnin' those ropes like Kelly Kelly;
http://i.minus.com/ibmZwtpN16hiCQ.gif
The deadly landmine explosion;
http://i.minus.com/iie9UdPOEUQZN.gif
Runnin' those ropes like Kelly Kelly;
http://i.minus.com/ibmZwtpN16hiCQ.gif
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