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[Deleted member 47027]

Great OP also. I don't give Mr. Sangmen enough credit.

 

[British Monsoon]

PWG NEEDS to book their shows with some restraint. It's stupid to build shows like that. I don't care how used to the fans or or what they've come to expect. You have to have pacing on a show, both for the audience and the wrestlers

Clearly that isn't the case, as PWG are having more success in recent years than any other point in their history. Sure, it's not for you, but for people who are actual fans of current indie wrestling, PWG's pretty highly regarded.

The breakneck pace and absurd madness is what made PWG what it is now, not anything else. That's not going to change.

This. I'm not even the biggest fan - I doubt I'd be able to sit through a show like that live, as I can barely make it through PWG DVDs in two sittings, but that 'crazy mix of talent from all over the US trying to out-do each other and steal the show with every match' style is what's made PWG so popular in recent years.

 

[Pavaloo]

WWE NETWORK Presents, CM Punk: Worst in the World, The Selfish Rise and Self Destruction of Phil Brooks.

I want this. I want Cena "disappointingly" narrating the entire thing.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Oh god. This shit is a work.

We're all marks! ALL OF US!

Of course it's a work. I can't believe you guys can't see this.

 

[Ithil]

Then, when Punk returns for a final year's run before retirement, and finally main events WM, they will discontinue that DVD and release "The Wonderful Career of the Admirable Best In The World CM Punk".

 

[Khrysler Jerikho]

Yeah, it was against Mia - someone uploaded it a few days back;

Syuri (c) vs Mia Yim - (JoshiJam 01/25/14)

Would've posted it earlier, but I forget there's a handful of people in here who actually like women's wrestling.

Thanks for posting this, was not able to attend due to blasted work T_T

 

[Shadowlink]

Of course it's a work. I can't believe you guys can't see this.

How did I not see this? Kane retiring someone would have been the first sign that this was a work.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I am looking forward to seeing how fat Punk will be in 6 months. It's gonna be awesome.

 

[BronsonLee]

Of course it's a work. I can't believe you guys can't see this.

Dude if he stays away forever, it means KANE RETIRED HIM! ^_^

Then, when Punk returns for a final year's run before retirement, and finally main events WM, they will discontinue that DVD and release "The Wonderful Career of the Admirable Best In The World CM Punk".

Then he drew all the dimes!

 

[Kaladin]

Oh god. This shit is a work.

We're all marks! ALL OF US!

I had to add this to the OT.

 

[Carnby]

Then, when Punk returns for a final year's run before retirement, and finally main events WM, they will discontinue that DVD and release "The Wonderful Career of the Admirable Best In The World CM Punk".

LOL!!

 

[Zep]

So after reading the smackdown spoilers, is it safe to assume that

Spoiler

christian will mysteriously get his ass kicked in the coming weeks and be unable to perform at EC...Giving us Brock.

Sounds about right.

 

[Kaladin]

So after reading the smackdown spoilers, is it safe to assume that

Spoiler

christian will mysteriously get his ass kicked in the coming weeks and be unable to perform at EC...Giving us Brock.

Sounds about right.

Except it won't be mysterious, it will be a 15 minute segment with no babyfaces trying to stop it.

 

[amodelmerol]

February promises to be an interesting month, given how WWE reacts to everything that's happening in this month.

Meanwhile, I will lament the loss of Punk with a sad Metallica song...

♪ Now that Punk is gone
Bryan's One
Oh God, help him

Hold my breath as I wish for "Yes"
Oh Vince, main event him ♪

 

[Plywood]

sigh

HE'S FAT

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Oh. Then things are bit less obvious.

Holy crap, does the guy tweet anything but vague inspirational stuff?

Love him or hate him, you gotta respect him mothafucka.

 

[BFIB]

I'm not sure I can live in a world without CM Punk in WWE.

 

[Carnby]

So because of Batista we had a bomba of a Rumble, Bryan isn't main eventing Mania, and CM Punk quit.

Thanks Batista.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Dude if he stays away forever, it means KANE RETIRED HIM! ^_^

Sexy Flexy Kane chokeslamming a flabby jackass is no big deal.

 

[Malvingt2]

So because of Batista we had a bomba of a Rumble, Bryan isn't main eventing Mania, and CM Punk quit.

Thanks Batista.

 

[Xater]

So because of Batista we had a bomba of a Rumble, Bryan isn't main eventing Mania, and CM Punk quit.

Thanks Batista.

He better doesn't ruin my Guardians film or there will be blood!

 

[BFIB]

Sexy Flexy Kane chokeslamming a flabby jackass is no big deal.

I still can't get over that man's physique.

Gat damn.

 

[Penguin]

it's awesome how well the thread title works with the CM Punk news now.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

So because of Batista we had a bomba of a Rumble, Bryan isn't main eventing Mania, and CM Punk quit.

Thanks Batista.

 

[BFIB]

it's awesome how well the thread title works with the CM Punk news now.

It pretty much sums up WWE for the past year/year and a half.

 

[jred2k]

So because of Batista we had a bomba of a Rumble, Bryan isn't main eventing Mania, and CM Punk quit.

Thanks Batista.

Its going to get even better. People will tune in Monday night to find out whats going on with Punk and they can then chalk it up to Batista popping ratings.

 

[BronsonLee]

So because of Batista we had a bomba of a Rumble, Bryan isn't main eventing Mania, and CM Punk quit.

Thanks Batista.

I WALK ALOOOOOOONNNEEEE

 

[Kaladin]

If Bryan isn't main eventing Mania, I'd much rather see him vs Triple H. Even if they shoehorn HBK as ref (which is likely), it will be a great match for Bryan, and could be just as huge as winning the belt.

 

[Khrysler Jerikho]

I WALK ALOOOOOOONNNEEEE

They better give him the spotlight now.

 

[SoulPlaya]

I still can't get over that man's physique.

Gat damn.

I know.

I know.

And he's almost 47.

 

[Perspicacity]

I am looking forward to seeing how fat Punk will be in 6 months. It's gonna be awesome.

I just realized that if Punk is gone for 2014 that I'll owe you a month of my avatar by default.

Good thing it's just a work.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I forgot to mention this, but great OP Sandman. Better than last month's schlock.

Yes, that was a legit shoot at Aiii. #PISS

 

[Data West]

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I just realized that if Punk is gone for 2014 that I'll owe you a month of my avatar by default.

Good thing it's just a work.

Oh shit, that's true! Crazy if so.

 

[jmdajr]

We need this guy back. Just troll the living fuck out of everyone.

 

[Perspicacity]

I didn't realize how much bigger Baylee was than AJ

 

[Aiii]

I forgot to mention this, but great OP Sandman. Better than last month's schlock.

Yes, that was a legit shoot at Aiii. #PISS

Thanks, I only spend two hours writing that great piece of fiction that became more and more true as the month progressed.

Last time I try to contribute to this community, I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Thanks, I only spend two hours writing that great piece of fiction that became more and more true as the month progressed.

Last time I try to contribute to this community, I'm leaving and I'm not coming back!

But your contract isn't up until July. I'm unfollowing you from Twitter.

 

[Ithil]

What's Biii doing in the Impact Zone!? He just won the World title!

 

[TheWarrior]

HE'S FAT

He looks like he belongs on Jersey Shore with The Situation

 

[Deleted member 47027]

He looks like he belongs on Jersey Shore with The Situation

Not seeing the problem. Ron-Ron had a great physique.

 

[TheWarrior]

I forgot to mention this, but great OP Sandman. Better than last month's schlock.

Yes, that was a legit shoot at Aiii. #PISS

Aiii's OT last month was beautiful man. The way the Rumble ended, it couldn't have been more perfect. I'd buy Aiii wristbands at the next house show.

 

[Kaladin]

Thanks for the comments on the OP everyone. It feels good to come out of retirement after being gone for so long.

Please bare with us as we look for a new creative direction for Aii. He might have to wrestle through a few months of jobbing to Ithil or Perspicacity, but he'll come out looking like a star.....just you wait and see.

 

[TheWarrior]

Not seeing the problem. Ron-Ron had a great physique.

Not the physique, he has the "bro" face/ "bro" gold chain. I'm a North Jersey lifting bro, we can smell our own.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Aiii's next gimmick should be becoming the El Torito of WrassleGAF.

 

[Ithil]

Thanks for the comments on the OP everyone. It feels good to come out of retirement after being gone for so long.

Please bare with us as we look for a new creative direction for Aii. He might have to wrestle through a few months of jobbing to Ithil or Perspicacity, but he'll come out looking like a star.....just you wait and see.

Nobody goes over me.

 

[avengers23]

I honestly couldn't resist, just look at this star-studded line-up;

1. Jack Thriller vs. Necro Butcher
2. Heidi Lovelace vs. Jordan Grace vs. Mickie Knuckles vs. Randi West vs. ThunderKitty
3. Sole Survivor 8-Man: Bryan Skyline, Chrisjen Hayme, Devon Moore & Matt Cage vs. HyZaya, Shane Hollister, Shane Mercer & Simon Sezz
4. First Blood: Jimmy Jacobs vs. Reed Bentley
5. Fight for Your Spot Ladder match: Austin Bradley vs. Dale Patricks vs. "Hebrew Hammer" Joseph Schwartz vs. Josh Crane vs. Kerry Awful vs. Tripp Cassidy
6. Chris Hero vs. Trik Davis
7. Jonathan Gresham vs. Ricochet
8. Christian Rose vs. Drake Younger
9. Corporal Robinson vs. Matt Tremont vs. Ox Harley

Totally looks like a mid-2000's indie wrestling card. Trik Davis? Simon Sezz? Corporal Robinson? JEEEEEZUS!!

I mostly bought it for Gresham vs Ricochet, though.

Mickie Knuckles is still wrestling in the year of our Lord 2014?

Speaking of which, I'm pretty sure Chris Hero vs. Trik Davis was an IWA-MS feud circa 2008. And it turns out they did have a feud around the time of the 2008 TPI.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Not the physique, he has the "bro" face/ "bro" gold chain. I'm a North Jersey lifting bro, we can smell our own.

Nothing wrong with that. Do you my dude, do you.

 

[jred2k]

Aiii's going to be stuck in a month of Community Clash matches which we vote on through the WrassleGAF app(available in the iTunes and Google Play stores).

 

[Rhaegar]

Hey guys, just coming out of lurking with the dawn of a new OT. Early 30s wrestling fan who followed most closely during the Attitude/nWo era, a little in the late-2000s (which was fairly painful) and recently with CM Punk and Daniels' emergence.

My favorites have included: every jobber that ever wore an nWo shirt, Trips, Rock and Raven. The wrestlers I love watching now include Bryan, CM Punk (hoping for a work on his most recent news) Cesaro and definitely not Trips.

I apologize for the non-smarky nature of this introductory post. I promise as I peak my head out in the future that I will try to keep the level of discourse appropriately disillusioned.