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[klonere]

Is it possible to give Kota Ibushi a better mask for his okada match so he can wrestle in it

Fuck it just give him Okada's baller ass Lion mask.

Maybe instead of whining about not being booked, you jabronis should hit the gym and get a clue.

Or learn to play


THE GAME

 

[Sephzilla]

Reading over the participants and not seeing my name.
This is a scandalous development

You'll be in GWF 2 for sure. Your entry was a little late to the cut for the first show.

I guess going forward everyone should be aware that due to the roster size not everyone will be booked for every show

 

[Kornflayx]

You'll be in GWF 2 for sure. Your entry was a little late to the cut for the first show

SCANDALOUS

 

[Ithil]

.....yet

 

[avengers23]

Will I see Zack Sabre Jr. unseat Trashy Tim this weekend at Evolve?

(Probably not, if he's committed to NJPW going forward.)

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

Oh my god the end of Chapter 43 of Progress. Holy shit

 

[FlammableD]

We approaching

6 0 0 days of "Classy" Timothy Thatcher's title reign at EVOLVE.

 

[spindashing]

Is it possible to give Kota Ibushi a better mask for his okada match so he can wrestle in it

The quality is definitely gonna show during the tag match that W and IV will be in, lol.

 

[slightconfuse]

It's still great that ibushi told HHH to fuck off so he can play an anime character

 

[avengers23]

Friday's Evolve card in Joppa, Maryland:

Evolve 78, also available on that FloSlam gimmick:
EVOLVE Championship Match: "Trashy Tim" Timothy Thatcher (c) w/ Stokely Hathaway vs. Fred Yehi
Zack Sabre Jr. vs. Keith Lee
Drew Galloway vs. Jeff Cobb
Tracy Williams vs. ACH
Matt Riddle vs. Anthony Henry
Ethan Page with The Gatekeepers vs. Jason Kincaid
Chris Dickinson & Jaka vs. The Gatekeepers
Darby Allin vs. Austin Theory

Sabre Jr. vs. Keith Lee and Galloway vs. Cobb should be some good shit, friends.

Evolve 79, airing from Queens, New York, that I hope to attend, also available on the FloSlam gimmick:

EVOLVE Championship Match: Timothy Thatcher vs. Fred Yehi winner vs. Zack Sabre Jr.
Drew Galloway vs. Matt Riddle
Ethan Page with The Gatekeepers vs. Darby Allin
Tracy Williams vs. Keith Lee
ACH vs. Jason Kincaid
Jeff Cobb vs. Jaka
Thatcher/Yehi loser at EVOLVE 78 vs. Chris Dickinson vs. Austin Theory vs. Anthony Henry

Galloway vs. Riddle should be great, but the sleeper match on the card is "Hot Sauce" Tracy Williams vs. Keith Lee. ACH vs. Jason Kincaid should also be good, but that Queens venue has a low ceiling, so I'm a little concerned that their flipz will be curbed.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

You'll be in GWF 2 for sure. Your entry was a little late to the cut for the first show.

I guess going forward everyone should be aware that due to the roster size not everyone will be booked for every show

How am I supposed to feed my kids if you won't book me?

 

[Kornflayx]

WTF did the Usos take before they came out? That promo was awesome. Although I have to say that the fat uso is better on the mic

 

[The Strokes]

I like this, I like this very much.

If this was the WWE, The Strokes and I would be a heel tag team. I can't wait until GWF takes the WWE out of business.

Money making tag-team baybe.

 

[The Strokes]

MAIN EVENT - 30 Man Royal Rumble for the GWF Championship

The GWF Championship Royal Rumble will consist of the following entrants

Shoot,

Spoiler

that's the actual sequence of entrants to the Rumble

 

[SallyIsNow]

OwensIsNow is 102-0 in the GWF
WHO THE FUCK IS SKYWARD SHEEP?!?!

 

[slightconfuse]

Just out the evolve title on riddle already

 

[Sephzilla]

How am I supposed to feed my kids if you won't book me?

I never got a contract from you!

Shoot,

Spoiler

that's the actual sequence of entrants to the Rumble

random BAY-BEE

 

[Zach]

I like this, I like this very much.

Sorry, The Strokes. Sephzilla said you can't cut the mustard anymore, brother. You're gonna have to prove him wrong in the Tussle.

 

[Sephzilla]

"The Just Friends" made me almost bust out laughing in a work meeting right in front of my boss lmao

 

[klonere]

Ultimo Haskins

HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh my god the end of Chapter 43 of Progress. Holy shit

SSSSSSKKIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS

Will I see Zack Sabre Jr. unseat Trashy Tim this weekend at Evolve?

(Probably not, if he's committed to NJPW going forward.)

Just out the evolve title on riddle already

It's funny because Riddle is already the face of EVOLVE, does far more media and promotion for them in a year than Thatcher in 600 days.

I'm not saying he doesn't need the belt but...

 

[Tom Nook]

Is there an NXT equivalent for the GWF?

 

[The Strokes]

Sorry, The Strokes. Sephzilla said you can't cut the mustard anymore, brother. You're gonna have to prove him wrong in the Tussle.

Burying talent in House Shows, changing PPVs cards out of the blue. I might consider going to the indies if this keeps happening.

 

[slightconfuse]

All you GWF wrestler's don't forget the book of spots

 

[Menome]

Is there an NXT equivalent for the GWF?

Gaming-side.

 

[Sephzilla]

Is there an NXT equivalent for the GWF?

PopGAF

 

[DerZuhälter]

Any German GAF at the WWE Event in Düsseldorf right now? Line at the entry is insane. It's nearly wrapping around the entire event hall. In two lines.

 

[Syder]

GWF 1: GWF's Not Dead
Date: Wednesday, March 1, 2017
Time: 8:00PM Eastern/7:00PM Central (1:00 AM GMT)
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla

Match Card:
Zach vs Sephzilla vs A MYSTERY OPPONENT - Extreme Rules Match
rrc1594 vs Biggest-Geek-Ever
korly vs UrbanDandy
The New Japan Express (klonere & Heroman) vs Bronx-Man & Ithil
Skyward Sheep vs BewareTheBatsie
RBH vs Tall4Life - Extreme Rules Match
MAIN EVENT - 30 Man Royal Rumble for the GWF Championship

The GWF Championship Royal Rumble will consist of the following entrants

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

 

[klonere]

I like how Zach put his match on top, whereas the big title Rumble has a little box on the right hand side.

He's playing the game.

 

[FallingEdge]

Just out the evolve title on riddle already

seriously, give him all the titles

Yo're not even at the level of jobber, you're not booked.

that's cause I never signed up

too cool for school

 

[Syder]

I like how Zach put his match on top, whereas the big title Rumble has a little box on the right hand side.

He's playing the game.

It's what's bestuhhhhh for biznizuuuuhhh.

 

[Sephzilla]

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

You're also going to be on GWF 2. Don't worry. I am thinking ahead a little

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

I never got a contract from you!

I'm contracted to catering

 

[Kornflayx]

I hope Seph stabs Zach with his pencil. Data West will just look on indifferently while imagining how much more fun he could be having with Yakuza 0

 

[Syder]

You're also going to be on GWF 2. Don't worry. I am thinking ahead a little

It's cool, man, I was a late entry. Thanks for putting the work in.
I just can't wait to see 30+ of the abominations of WrassleGAF make their way to the Squared Circle.

Oh, and the glitches... don't forget about the sweet, sweet glitches.

 

[Sephzilla]

This show is going to last fucking forever given the # of matches PLUS a rumble.

If I get Kornflayx and Syder done in time, you guys might get on the GWF1 preshow

 

[Kornflayx]

I admit I'm more hyped about GWF than I'm about WM.

 

[Zach]

 

[FallingEdge]

This show is going to last fucking forever given the # of matches PLUS a rumble

better set the game mode to fastest or whatever it is

 

[klonere]

This show is going to last fucking forever given the # of matches PLUS a rumble

Rumbles go pretty quick in 2K afaik? And if you did that super smart idea of reducing most people's Resilience or whatever to 50, maybe it won't go 6 hours long.

 

[avengers23]

I hope Seph stabs Zach with his pencil. Data West will just look on indifferently while imagining how much more fun he could be having with Yakuza 0

Seph is not John Wick, friends.

However, Seph enforces Giant Baba's rules:

 

[Zach]

better set the game mode to fastest or whatever it is

And for the love of Pete, Sephzilla, put all of our endurance/stamina/etc. stats at 0.

ZERO!!

 

[Sephzilla]

And for the love of Pete, Sephzilla, put all of our endurance/stamina/etc. stats at 0.

ZERO!!

why should i lower everyone to your level?

 

[Zach]

Don't be like this, Sephzilla. We're professionals.

 

[The Strokes]

This show is going to last fucking forever given the # of matches PLUS a rumble.

If I get Kornflayx and Syder done in time, you guys might get on the GWF1 preshow

Half the roster are enhancement talents. It'll go by quickly.

 

[Syder]

If I get Kornflayx and Syder done in time, you guys might get on the GWF1 preshow

Your Mountain Dew, KFC Georgia Gold Honey Mustard BBQ Pre-Show Main Event!

Never stop being you, Zach.

 

[Beefy]

This show is going to last fucking forever given the # of matches PLUS a rumble

I'll be catching Z's before it finishes.

I just hope Zach loses...

 

[SallyIsNow]

Don't be like this, Sephzilla. We're professionals.

Ur mom

 

[Kornflayx]

Never stop being you, Zach.

SYDER!!

 

[Hasney]

that's cause I never signed up

too cool for school

So you're uneducated filth too. INTERESTING.

 

[Tom Nook]

In GWF I, is the booking based on the 2k computer or will Sephzilla be holding the controller?