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February Wrasslin' |OT| Royal Reignble Fallout. NO HOLDS BARRED, SMARKS!

dream

dream

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I think the way to do it is to have Sam immediately try to hit whatever his finisher is, get cut off by Owens, who then hits him with 7 powerbombs for the win.
 
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Jimmy King

Member
Our new captain has tweeted many great and insightful things regarding WWE over the past hour, but I just want to share the best

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rrc1594

Member
Xater said:
I have no idea who that guy is or why you guys care.
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Plywood said:
Alright look Daniel Bryan fans, accept it right now. Accept it right now. On this very day that Daniel Bryan will not be in the main event at Wrestlemania. Please accept it right now. I don't wanna hear you crying after Fast Lane when Roman Reigns beats him. I don't wanna hear you crying "I'm gonna make an online petition, I might make an online petition because I'm very upset". I don't wanna hear none of that bullshit. I just want you to accept it.

Now don't get me wrong I like Daniel Bryan, great wrestler puts on good matches, I wish he'd be the champion again. I wish he going to Mania to fight Brock Lesnar, I think it's a great story. Right? Guy gets injured, NEVER really loses the title and then comes back wins the rumble goes on to face Lesnar the beast Brock Lesnar. The ultimate underdog versus the ultimate just bthis dude'll crush anybody he beats anybody. How can Daniel Bryan possibly overcome him!? Oh no, but that's not gonna happen that story will not be told. I'M SORRY. EHHHH, EHHHH. WHHYYYY!? WHY!?? Don't get me wrong, I'm upset too. Oh my god that would be a great story, but we're not gonna witness it, it's not gonna happen and I want you to accept it now.

You should've accepted it before the Royal Rumble. I KNEW Roman Reigns was gonna win, I told you this and you motherfuckers were still on here, "no, no, no I think the fans changed their mind." You think Vince McMahon gives a fuck what you think? You think Vince McMahon cares? He'll be dead soon. He wants Roman Reigns to be the fucking GUY and that's who it's gonna be. They been planning this all fucking year. Now I can say they gave you a way last year they gave you a fuck away last year and that was a whole different story. It ain't happening this year.

First off all you ruined everything last year. Batista was gonna win the belt, fucking BATISTA, Guardians of the Galaxy Batista he was go on Summerslam. I would think, right? And face Brock Lesnar, the Beast vs. The Animal, you ruined it, you ruined Vince Mcmahon's ultimate dream of that match.

And now you think, now you think he's gonna once again allow you to ruin Roman Reigns, ALLOW YOU to ruin everything he's built to get here. I mean he ended the fucking STREAK for this he made John Cena look like a BITCH for this. And you think you're gonna ruin it? You think he's gonna give all of that to Br- to Daniel Bryan you understand whoever beats Lesnar that beats the guy who ended the streak beats the guy that dominated John Cena, Brock Lesnar's a bad motherfucker and he's gonna be beat by Roman Reigns. You think they gonna allow Daniel Bryan to take all that?

Come on man it ain't fucking happening, you need to accept it now and I know they got ya'll hyped up now "Oh my god they're gonna fight at Fastlane!" Oh my god they're gonna have a match and whoever wins fights Lesnar. Who do you thinks gonna win that match? Are you this fucking dumb? Do you think they're gonna fucking let Daniel Bryan win that match? NO, all of this is Vince Mcmahon fucking with you that's all it is. Fucking with your emotions don't worry, don't worry will get that belt back one day when the time is right when Vince Mcmahon is ready to give your way to let you celebrate, but not this time, not this time, not THIS Mania. Not this Fastlane, not this Rumble it ain't fucking happening.

Just accept it please, I don't wanna see ya'll on here crying on the 22nd isn't that when the ppv is, crying and shit "Oh why Daniel Bryan deserved it, OH I can't believe it, ohhhhh." Booing and shit I don't even get why they boo Roman Reigns, I like Roman Reigns okay oh he's not the best promo well he'll get better. Okay? OKAY. We'll put him with a manager, there's plenty of solutions. OKAY, guy?

But I agree with you I wouldn't put Roman Reigns in there, I'd put Daniel Bryan but eth-I don't run the place okay, I don't fucking run it. I just watch the shit and I'm telling you right now Roman Reigns will be in the main event against Brock Lesnar. It won't be no triple threat. Dr Duncan on here talking about "It'll be a triple threat" NOO Dr Duncan DRUM alert THAT. It ain't gonna be nothing, it's gonna be Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar. Sting, Triple H and Dolph Ziggler vs Daniel Bryan is probably the opening match. Daniel Bryan will be the opening match, bet on it. BET ON IT.

And you motherfuckers will be upset too, you'll be like "Daniel Bryan's opening match!?? NOT FAIR. He main evented last year!" And you should be happy, you should be happy he got that main event. CM Punk never got his main event be happy for Daniel Bryan they gave Daniel Bryan that main event. Okay? They gave him that they ain't gonna give him it every year. Okay, you getting greedy now you're getting greedy. You want it all, you want it all and I'm hey, I totally understand, it's a great story I get where you're coming from, but Vince Mcmahon is getting his way this year. Accept it, deal with it and quit crying about it cause it isn't is you're wasting your fucking breath because ain't shit gonna change. It's gonna be Roman Reigns shove it down your fucking throat, he's shoving it down Bobo! He's shoving it in your throat and you're gonna have to accept it. Anyway, peace.
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He speaks the truth
 
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Serpentine

Banned
He speaks the truth, in this one specific instance

Edit: didn't see rrc's post. That is NOT the one specific instance he speaks the truth in
 
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Shiv47

Member
Titus Andronicus said:
Our new captain has tweeted many great and insightful things regarding WWE over the past hour, but I just want to share the best

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Ha. When Trips made that comment in the Stone Cold interview, I thought "I guess it's okay if his daughter googles Carlos Colon or Snuka and sees what they did."
 
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Shiv47

Member
TheWesker said:
House show report from last night.

Your future top star:
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Not like it's a shock. Why would anybody get excited about seeing Big Slow do anything? The only thing I've enjoyed with him in recent memory was Bork spending 20 minutes clubbing him with chairs.
 
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Macho Madness

Member
Xater said:
Why are they teaming up Roman with Big Show again and again? Just for the faint chance that they might have a decent match at Fast Lane? Yeah that isn#t going to happen.
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They're not wrestling each other at fast lane.
Shiv47 said:
Not like it's a shock. Why would anybody get excited about seeing Big Slow do anything? The only thing I've enjoyed with him in recent memory was Bork spending 20 minutes clubbing him with chairs.
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Left out of these criticisms often is that Roman can't sell for shit. It's next level bad, and why the crowd gets so quiet for his matches.
 
X

Xater

Member
TheWesker said:
They're not wrestling each other at fast lane.
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I'm just going by what I have heard the plans were, with Big Show being booked strong and all. I pay no attention to WWE right now. That actually makes it even more baffling that they are teaming those guys up. Big Shoe sucks ass and Reigns gets exposed as how bad he is.
 
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Macho Madness

Member
Xater said:
I'm just going by what I have heard the plans were, with Big Show being booked strong and all. I pay no attention to WWE right now. That actually makes it even more baffling that they are teaming those guys up. Big Shoe sucks ass and Reigns gets exposed as how bad he is.
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It's Reigns vs Bryan for the shot at Brock at Mania
 
dream

dream

Member
Uh, what else. Fin Balor should obviously beat Adrian Neville because Adrian Neville is fucking terrible.
 
V

Verendus

Banned
Bootaaay said:
Hah, look at this fresh faced rookie making his first tour of Japan in 1973;

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Have a cookie if you guessed it was
Ric Flair
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I'm honestly finding it difficult to believe this. I mean, the shock seems to be leaving me, and I'm beginning to see a resemblance but that could be my mind playing games.
 
dream

dream

Member
I don't know what the ladies match is, but I guess Charlotte Flair should win because I read that she's very athletic and is a fairly decent lady wrestler.
 
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British Monsoon

Member
The pose in the original photo doesn't help, it's easier to see the resemblance in other photos - here he is with Dusty & Murdoch;

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Another;

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And here the hair definitely helps identify him;

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