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[Leona Lewis]

Oh, Colorado.

Boulder police are looking for a man who hid in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival before running off.

A woman at the Hanuman Festival went into the portable toilet Friday and noticed something moving in the tank when she lifted the lid, according to police spokeswoman Kim Kobel. The woman exited and asked a man nearby to look inside the tank.

The man told police he saw something moving under a tarp, and when he left the toilet he heard it lock from the inside.

A security supervisor then waited outside for the person to emerge. When he did, the supervisor tried to get him to sit down, Kobel said, but he ran off, covered in feces.

The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair.

Witnesses also said he had cuts on his back and arms. Some at the festival said he might be a transient who goes by the name "Sky."

Kobel said police are not sure how he was able to squeeze into the tank or what he was doing there. He is being sought on suspicion of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact.

Police are looking for any witnesses from the yoga festival who may have seen the incident. Anyone with information is asked to contact Detective Jeremy Frenzen at 303-441-1890.

People who want to remain anonymous can contact Crime Stoppers at 800-222-TIPS or crimeshurt.com. Those submitting tips through Crime Stoppers that lead to the filing of charges could be eligible for a reward of up to $1,000.

My favorite comment: "When yoga to go, yoga to go!"

 

[sixteen-bit]

That's disgusting

 

[FunkyPajamas]

A true chocolate thief.

 

[Ceebs]

I thought this would be about a guy who escaped from a police chase by hiding in a toilet.

The actual story is less interesting.

 

[Get'sMad]

he's back!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/outhouse-aficionado-deep-doo-doo-again

 

[mre]

The suspect, who was not wearing a shirt or shoes when he came out of the toilet, was described as a white man in his 20s wearing gray sweatpants, around 6-foot-5 to 6-foot-8-inches tall with a skinny build and black hair.

Jesus.

 

[_Alkaline_]

Bloke sounds nuts.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

...the fuck? lol surely they could just follow the scent of doo doo and...ugh i would tazer the shit outta this guy if i found him then...i dunno call the fire dept.

 

[The Lamonster]

lol Sky

 

[samus i am]

It would be pretty easy to get away after doing something like that. Who would be crazy enough to touch you?

 

[donkey show]

 

[Messypandas]

guy sounds potty

 

[PetriP-TNT]

lmao

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

The portability of him being caught is pretty slim.........get it?

 

[eternaLightness]

Ewww.
The Hills Have Eyes II: Part 2.

 

[Nard Bagman]

Those cuts on him have shit in them now.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

 

[Particle Physicist]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/135222966_f3b1d0fbc1.jpg

please tell me that is chocolate.

 

[Wazzim]

The fuck? lol

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Ewww.
The Hills Have Eyes II: Part 2.

My exact thought after I read the OP.

 

[Tesseract]

 

[Jill Sandwich]

 

[MNC]

thank god that's chocolate

 

[Clydefrog]

At least someone didn't come in and do this:

 

[Zzoram]

Wait, some man was inside a porta potty's shit tank, looking up from below the toilet seat to peep on women? That's fucked up.

 

[Jill Sandwich]

At least someone didn't come in and do this:

There's shit everywhere. There's shit everywhere!

THERE'S SHIT! EVERYWHERE!

 

[heyf00L]

he's back!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/outhouse-aficionado-deep-doo-doo-again

Moody claimed that he had removed his shirt "and placed it on the seat of the outhouse because he thinks that outhouse seats are dirty."

When a federal agent commented that it did not make sense to "climb into an outhouse pit if he didn't like to even sit on outhouse seats," Moody fell silent.

I laughed.

 

[LQX]

 

[Prez]

I'm more shocked there is something called a yoga festival :/

 

[Clydefrog]

There's shit everywhere. There's shit everywhere!

THERE'S SHIT! EVERYWHERE!

Hahahaha, probably the only good thing to come out of that sequel!

 

[UFRA]

That's one suspect I would not try to catch...let him run free lol.

 

[A Pretty Panda]

At least someone didn't come in and do this:

Or better yet..

 

[Kurtofan]

Yoga teleport-a-potty!

 

[abuC]

That's one suspect I would not try to catch...let him run free lol.

"Uh, he was too fast"

 

[Artadius]

I can't think of a more shitty place to hide.

 

[alphaNoid]

how could you miss a 6'8 man in one of these toilets?

. You saw something move? more like you saw everything move!

 

[MNC]

Yoga teleport-a-potty!

this made me chuckle quite a bit