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[Elder Legend]

Not jerk off, not have sex with your girls and not watch porn for an entire year if 1$ million dollars was on the line and was promised to you? You'd have cameras strapped to you and your rooms and no sneaking around.

I will be 1st to admit, I don't think I'd be able to handle it haha. It would need to be at least $5 mil for me to consider to go on this epic journey.

 

[jufonuk]

Didn't they make a movie about this with ethan hawk or Josh Hartnett?

40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) ⭐ 5.6 | Comedy, Romance

1h 36m | R

www.imdb.com

 

[The Cockatrice]

Yes

 

[ParaSeoul]

Yeah I never masturbated anyway.

 

[V1LÆM]

for $1m yeah.

and then on the 366th day and $1m richer:

 

[TGO]

Easy.

 

[It's all in the wrist]

That's worth about $25,000 to me, adjusting for inflation. If you catch my drift.

 

[IDKFA]

Pay me half upfront now and half when the job is complete, then sure I'd be able to do that.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

Probably, but only because the sort of tension that would build as a result tends to "take care of itself" during sleep if one does not "take care of it" while conscious

 

[p_xavier]

I can't even do a day off, so no.

 

[Doom85]

Didn't they make a movie about this with ethan hawk or Josh Hartnett?

40 Days and 40 Nights (2002) ⭐ 5.6 | Comedy, Romance

1h 36m | R

www.imdb.com

Man, fuck the ending to that movie.

Spoiler

The main guy gets raped, and he has to apologize to his girlfriend, and his ex who raped him just walks away scot free with the money? The fuck did I just watch?

I mean, I thought the movie as a whole was mid, but that climax (pun not intended) was just a middle finger.

As for the OP’s deal, as long as A) I get to pick who reviews the footage, I don’t want some strange rando watching me take a dump, and B) wet dreams don’t disqualify you, as that would making winning impossible for everyone.

 

[SJRB]

I'm a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaur, so no.

 

[badblue]

Not jerk off, not have sex with your girls and not watch porn for an entire year if 1$ million dollars was on the line and was promised to you?

So sex with my boys is still on the table?

 

[Zeroing]

Not jerk off, not have sex with your girls and not watch porn for an entire year if 1$ million dollars was on the line and was promised to you? You'd have cameras strapped to you and your rooms and no sneaking around.

I will be 1st to admit, I don't think I'd be able to handle it haha. It would need to be at least $5 mil for me to consider to go on this epic journey.

I can do that, also not watch straight porn... I think I am winning.

So sex with my boys is still on the table?

I hope so, I think I might win the prize.

 

[West Texas CEO]

OP, you are weak!

Hell yeah, I could do it.
$1 million isn't life changing money, but it'd be enough incentive to go full monk mode.

 

[sircaw]

Not jerk off, not have sex with your girls and not watch porn for an entire year if 1$ million dollars was on the line and was promised to you? You'd have cameras strapped to you and your rooms and no sneaking around.

I will be 1st to admit, I don't think I'd be able to handle it haha. It would need to be at least $5 mil for me to consider to go on this epic journey.

Just give me a couple of days to get ready and I will take that challenge on.

 

[Little Mac]

For a million?

 

[niilokin]

don't have a gf and after a week i can nut with my psychic powers only so why not

 

[Rockondevil]

Are BJ’s allowed? For that money I’d definitely try.

 

[Big Baller]

 

[MaestroMike]

Yes just go vegan or very low protein and be low calorie and do a lot of cardio and be always stressed out the kinda ish that kills your libido be Gandhi for a whole year and you’ll be good

 

[lachesis]

I definitely can do it. As a divorced single dad who'll be half century old soon - my priority and drive isn't on the sex at all.
It's like being on the post nut clarity all the time.

 

[Saiyu]

Man, fuck the ending to that movie.

Just checked it out - that's nuts.

And found this where the writer is asked about it in 2015 and doesn't seem to see the problem with it

 

[AJUMP23]

I do that now. Well I i do have intimacy with my wife.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

I wouldn't be able to even if $1 billion was on the table.

By the 4th month, even just pulling up your underwear would get you horny as a mofo.

Hey OP why not add another term to the conditions?

'You have to login to GAF everyday and slow scroll through 3 pages of the BUTT thread' for extra $1 million

 

[Putonahappyface]

I could do it as long as I was wearing a chastity belt and thick mittens.

 

[Rival]

Maybe but then I’d need to figure out what to do with the extra three hours a day I’d have open.

 

[John_Ryder]

Isn't that bad for your health? Keeping all those feelings inside.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Isn't that bad for your health? Keeping all those feelings inside.

It's been linked to prostate cancer, yeah.

 

[chromhound]

Did this for 4 month. Wouldn't imagine for this long

 

[ahtlas7]

Let me ask my girl what she thinks about that...

 

[Putonahappyface]

It's been linked to prostate cancer, yeah.

I thought masturbation warded off prostate cancer?

 

[M1chl]

Probably not, because I am taking dem roids, for organ rejection avoidance and that act on my testosteron quite heavily, so no I don't think I would be able to do this for a year.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

Doubtful.

 

[p_xavier]

I'm a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaur, so no.

Lucky you, can't reach his dick with tiny arms.

 

[Flash Junkins]

I'd rather just jerk off holding a million dollar check while telling the wife to go get ice cream....really.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I thought masturbation warded off prostate cancer?

That's what I was saying. Re-read the post I was responding to.

 

[bitbydeath]

Nah, that’s a bit too masochistic for my tastes.

 

[nkarafo]

I think i can do it if i have something to keep my mind off. Work out ever day, videogames, travels, etc.

Just no things that depress me so no day job. You are going to have to pay me half first so i don't have to work during that period and be able to do the things i mentioned. And if i lose i'll have to pay them back. So another very strong intensive.

 

[EverydayBeast]

People respect millionaires.

 

[DragoonKain]

Easily. Having that mil on the brain would be the best motivation in the world to stay on course whenever you felt the urge.

 

[haxan7]

It will come out at night in nocturnal emissions anyway.

 

[StateofMajora]

If you couldn't you're weak or a million is nothing to you.

 

[pramod]

Im middle aged so yeah, no problem.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Increase my risk of cancer? No thx.

 

[ClosBSAS]

I dunno man...i love busting a nut...it's just too good to pass up

 

[BigBooper]

Do dreams count?

 

[PSYGN]

Ez pz

 

[Zatzuken]

I’d do a lot worse then that for a million

 

[BadBurger]

Yes, I think I'm old enough to where that wouldn't be a major problem for me. It would certainly suck, but a million dollars on top of my current nest egg would mean I could retire early. So yea. I'd take a year of blue balls.