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[Matlock]

Wore the shirt for the second time today. People were asking what it was, what it meant. People from across hallways, office workers, dining hall workers...

Jeez.

Then...I got fed up with the questions and told the story...the meaning...

Ruined an entire fucking game of beach volleyball, I swear to god.

 

[Jim Bowie]

FHUTA stands for power... like KOMPRESSOR power.

 

[=W=]

Just look at them directly in the eyes and say, "FHUTA is the supplier of all things. FHUTA is life. All knowledge is gained when FHUTA is achieved."

 

[shoplifter]

FHUTA stands for power... like KOMPRESSOR power.

CRUSH

 

[Chrono]

Speaking of beach volleyball what happened to that team that invited you to watch a porno? Did it happen...?

 

[Rorschach]

You took away from the mystique of FHUTA by explaining it.

 

[Matlock]

Oh yes, and even a a gay dude asked about it. When I told him the thing could work on both genders, he approved.

 

[Jim Bowie]

CRUSH

YOU WILL BE DESTROYED BY FEAR SYNTHESIZER

BRUSH YOUR TEETH

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Oh yes, and even a a gay dude asked about it. When I told him the thing could work on both genders, he approved.

WTF? Gay people are real?

 

[Matlock]

Speaking of beach volleyball what happened to that team that invited you to watch a porno? Did it happen...?

One of 'em quit playing, the other started dating one of the other ballers. So it's out of the question now.

 

[shoplifter]

BRUSH YOUR TEETH

VITAMIN A ACTIVITY
MAKES IT EASY FOR YOU TO SEE
MAKE SURE YOU EAT FREQUENTLY
TO PREVENT DEFICIENCY

 

[duderon]

All Gaffers need to wear this shirt. IT WOULD BE A WORLDLY PHENOMENON.

 

[Scrow]

Just look at them directly in the eyes and say, "FHUTA is the supplier of all things. FHUTA is life. All knowledge is gained when FHUTA is achieved."

perfect

 

[mosaic]

I have a feeling I'll be seeing a lot of FHUTA shirts at E3.... oh joys when some lady working for a PR firm finally asks what it means, about 15 minutes in.

 

[Matlock]

I guess the word kinda died down, but there's been a resurgence--no shit. Not only has a company named urbishop taken it up as one of their meta tags (what the hell), but a volleyball team on-campus is using it as their name. F-Unit for short.


Plus this one old black woman always laughs at it, I have no idea how she knows.


And let's not forget tedtropy's license plate.


Dear god, what have I done? :lol

 

[Diablos]

F-Unit :lol

 

[tedtropy]

FHUTA is growing increasingly passe, I propose we all now adopt FHITVLANGA (pronouced fit-va-langa).

Fuck her in the vagina like a normal guy, already.

 

[Matlock]

:lol

Says the man with the license plate.

 

[tedtropy]

:lol

Says the man with the license plate.

YOU SHUT UP!

I think some people still don't realize that was a Photochop (and a bad one) at this point. I was just riding the wave at the peak of its popularity. Am I no less a man?!11

 

[Matlock]

It doesn't matter! You still thought it!

 

[Agent Dormer]

Isn't this still a banable phrase?

 

[Matlock]

Isn't this still a banable phrase?

For mentions after the ban, yeah. Ted's been the only one to say it, tho.

 

[MIMIC]

Isn't this still a banable phrase?

No, because it's an an acronym.

 

[tedtropy]

For mentions after the ban, yeah. Ted's been the only one to say it, tho.

It's in your damn thread title! :lol

 

[Matlock]

It's in your damn thread title! :lol

It's also a 5 month old thread with new info because said info was not worthy of a seperate thread.

 

[tedtropy]

It's also a 5 month old thread with new info because said info was not worthy of a seperate thread.

Bah, stop bumping old threads people. I'm confused enough in the mornings.

 

[Agent Dormer]

For mentions after the ban, yeah. Ted's been the only one to say it, tho.

Just looking out for you guys.

 

[B'z-chan]

I like the idea for the license plate, if its not taken i might look into it for my car. This word has spread around my town, no thanks to me probably.

The college where i go i see girls with T-shirts with it. WFMUTA is another shirt i'm seeing around college that the girls wear. Its either the name of some funny ass group, or "Wanna fuck me up the ass?" at least in my mind that was the first thing to come up.

 

[Minotauro]

The college where i go i see girls with T-shirts with it. WFMUTA is another shirt i'm seeing around college that the girls wear. Its either the name of some funny ass group, or "Wanna fuck me up the ass?" at least in my mind that was the first thing to come up.

Okay, I need to know what school you go to. Right now.

The only thing that would make this story funnier/hotter was if you were still in middle school.

 

[pollo]

I blanked out on a fill in for my IR exam, so I put FHUTA as my answer.
hopefully i get partial credit

 

[Naked Snake]

The college where i go i see girls with T-shirts with it. WFMUTA is another shirt i'm seeing around college that the girls wear. Its either the name of some funny ass group, or "Wanna fuck me up the ass?" at least in my mind that was the first thing to come up.

Heh, the first thing that came to my mind was "Will Fuck Men Up The Ass"... go figure.