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[Hixx]

FOOTBALL IS ON LIFE SUPPORT

 

[qindarka]

Congrats Hixx. Hope you stay up.

 

[iNvid02]

yeah me too, you cant beat a good upset

 

[Mr Cola]

Stat Rundown for season 116

To save a little time im only doing the active players

Current active squad
Bacon
Broken
Bulky
Hixx
Invid
Kyoufu
Nukemonkey
Ownii
PrematureQuiche
Quindarka
Wes
Woodenlung

Games Played
Nukemonkey - 806
Hixx - 796
Woodenlung - 695
Invid - 602
Bacon - 581
Wes - 433
Broken - 401
PrematureQuiche - 309 (after reset)
Kyoufu - 284
Qindarka - 243
Bulky - 180
Ownii - 63

Goals Scored
Hixx – 368
Invid – 235
Nukemonkey – 234
PrematureQuiche – 170
Woodenlung – 167
Bacon – 95
Wes – 66
Broken – 50
Kyoufu – 77
Ownii - 11
Qindarka – 10
Bulky – 7

Goals per game Average (1 per “” games)
PrematureQuiche – 1.8
Hixx – 2.1
Invid – 2.5
Nukemonkey – 3.4
Kyoufu – 3.6
Woodenlung – 4.1
Ownii - 5.7
Bacon – 6.1
Wes – 6.5
Broken – 8
Qindarka – 24
Bulky – 25

Assists
Nukemonkey – 342
Hixx – 203
Invid – 171
Broken – 77
Woodenlung – 98
Bacon – 66
PrematureQuiche – 61
Wes – 63
Kyoufu – 32
Ownii - 18
Qindarka – 15
Bulky – 9

Assists per game Average (1 per “” games)
Nukemonkey – 2.3
Invid – 3.5
Ownii - 3.5
Hixx – 3.9
PrematureQuiche – 5
Broken – 5.2
Wes – 6.8
Woodenlung – 7
Bacon – 8.8
Kyoufu – 8.8
Qindarka – 16
Bulky – 20

Tackle Success Rate
Nukemonkey – 35%
Bulky – 34%
Wes – 32%
Invid – 27%
Bacon – 26%
Hixx – 25%
Kyoufu – 24%
Woodenlung – 23%
PrematureQuiche – 23%
Ownii - 20%
Broken – 17%
Qindarka – 22%

Pass Success Rate
Bulky – 68%
PrematureQuiche – 68%
Nukemonkey – 68%
Hixx – 66%
Wes – 64%
Invid – 64%
Bacon – 61%
Kyoufu – 58%
Broken – 58%
Woodenlung – 57%
Qindarka – 54%
Ownii - 53%

 

[Mr Cola]

Games today, big games, before the United game, ill be on from 1

 

[qindarka]

I assume we haven't played that last league match yet?

Have a feeling we are going to choke it. Probably on an injury time goal.

 

[Mr Cola]

Football is dead

 

[Mr Cola]

games now

 

[Mr Cola]

Congrats Coldplay

Div 1 title, 6 wins in a row season 2

Aint

No

Thang

 

[Broder Salsa]

Pass Success Rate
Bulky – 68%
PrematureQuiche – 68%
Nukemonkey – 68%
Hixx – 66%
Wes – 64%
Invid – 64%
Bacon – 61%
Kyoufu – 58%
Broken – 58%
Woodenlung – 57%
Qindarka – 54%
Ownii - 53%

I demand a recount where it doesn't factor in my countless lob pass clearances from the defense! It only works 1 out of 10 times, but unlike normal clearances it can create some awesome chances!

 

[Irish]

Stats don't lie, Wooden. You're officially worse than I am.

 

[Hixx]

I'm higher than Captain Sideways Wes.

 

[qindarka]

Dammit, I actually had a somewhat decent passing accuracy in Fifa 13, gone completely to shit now.

I've actually only played just over a 100 games, which is less than half of all the games I've joined.

 

[Mr Cola]

The stats don't tell the whole story, most are weighted to where you play, if you play further forward you have more of the ball in attacking areas so more assists and goals also your pro is better at passing because that's how the game works. It Also doesn't take into account input lag and position and with defence and cdm stats can undermine the actual impact people have. We are not the same team without our cdms and we let in way more goals when wooden isn't defending.

On this note I'll be on from 1pm for the games

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Playing with a good CDM pair and a capable CB is so much easier. I can be Believe FC's very own Tom Cleverley that way.

 

[Mr Cola]

Playing with a good CDM pair and a capable CB is so much easier. I can be Believe FC's very own Tom Cleverley that way.

Cleverly can't tackle, shoot or pass forward, you have him beat in every regard

 

[Kyoufu]

My USB cable should arrive any minute so I'll be on after lunch.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

How do you not have a billion of those micro USB cables

 

[iNvid02]

Yeah I feel we can all unclench our buttholes when we have a pair of good CDMs and defenders, our ai is just too unpredictable

 

[Kyoufu]

How do you not have a billion of those micro USB cables

I had a billion of the other type of USB cables.

 

[Mr Cola]

My USB cable should arrive any minute so I'll be on after lunch.

Koo you missed out, we went on a huge run needing 1point from 1 game to win the title then stopped plsying for the day, in you honour

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The food break of all food breaks

 

[Hixx]

My USB cable should arrive any minute so I'll be on after lunch.

m8 its a bank holiday

 

[Kyoufu]

m8 its a bank holiday

It just arrived.

Amazon doesn't give a fuck about bank holidays.

 

[Hixx]

im reporting them to david cameron

 

[Wes]

Are we playing this afternoon?

 

[Mr Cola]

I hope so

 

[iNvid02]

me and perspicacity are going for it alone, you're all too late

 

[Mr Cola]

Games in 10 minutes

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

OK

 

[iNvid02]

redemption

 

[Mr Cola]

First time in our history we won division 1 twice in a row

We are currently ranked 44 in the world

 

[Hixx]

lets play some fifa soon you cunts

I have nothing else to do

nothing

Spoiler

i have lots to do i am just trying my hardest not to do them. pls help

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

lets play some fifa soon you cunts

I have nothing else to do

nothing

Spoiler

i have lots to do i am just trying my hardest not to do them. pls help

Good idea

 

[Mr Cola]

Ill be honest im torn, id like to play but at the same time I dont like it when my passing goes, its all i have D:

 

[iNvid02]

Ill be honest im torn, id like to play but at the same time I dont like it when my passing goes, its all i have D:

you're passing is back, he told me. we should vidjya gaymez

 

[Mr Cola]

We are playing now

 

[Kyoufu]

We're playing now if anyone else wants to join.

 

[Mr Cola]

Good luck men, a mixture of feeling im playing bad and feeling physically bad has left me short of motivation to play today, taking a break.

 

[iNvid02]

my computer killed itself so I'm restoring everything, can't play today either

 

[Mr Cola]

No games for me today I'm afraid, will try and get back for the cup tomorrow

 

[Wes]

I can't believe no one managed to record my sure goal being stopped on the line. By my teammate. Who passed it to the shins of other team. For an own goal.

 

[Kyoufu]

Why aren't we playing?

 

[iNvid02]

Why aren't we playing?

i dunno but you can unlock dark souls 2 with a vpn right now

 

[qindarka]

I can't believe no one managed to record my sure goal being stopped on the line. By my teammate. Who passed it to the shins of other team. For an own goal.

The ball wasn't going in. Would have been a nice assist though, I've never actually seen us execute a header assist before.

 

[Hixx]

It was definitely going in Qin

Header assists aren't that rare either.

Qin pls

 

[Kyoufu]

Qin pls. It was going in until someone stopped it from going in.

Thankfully Wooden bribed their defender in time for him to score the own goal.

 

[qindarka]

It was definitely going in Qin [
Qin pls

No, it wasn't.

I have proof.

 

[Hixx]

Why is the goal upside down?

I can't trust that image.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Who is Werner