Hey man, at least I'm not part of the Asshole Brigade yet. My favourite part of the game first and foremost has gotta be the Midgar section, btw. I thought it was well-knit together.
But this begs the question: Would a Final Fantasy VII HD remake, the one that everyone is clamouring for, be completely identical to Final Fantasy VII on PSX/PC? (I don't think so.) I think that, if they ever remake this game, it won't have the same things FFVII did. Some things would be removed for better narrative flow (I guess), and some things would be added to relate better to the other compilation games.
Final Fantasy VII, to me, was a game that wasn't afraid at poking fun at itself and including silly stuff, with the dialogue (I only played this in English, so I'm not sure about what the Japanese script is like), the cross-dressing minigame, the CPR bit, some of the Gold Saucer games, throwing materia at people to prevent them from chasing you, guys in black capes, a love hotel where Cloud is either given CPR(?) by a guy or bathes with a bunch of other guys, a pimp in a mansion, hanging out in Costa del Sol telling Barret he looks like a bear wearing a marshmallow, Hojo hanging out in Costa del Sol surrounded by women wearing bikinis, etc.
Would people want this? Would people find these "poking fun at itself" qualities superfluous in this day and age and won't miss them? Would people miss those portions? Would people want a Final Fantasy VII that's straight-to-the-point and no-nonsense with a serious storyline, or would people want a FFVII that's identical to its older counterpart but in a newer coat of paint?