I have to say, I'm almost impressed: three hours in and I can't really complain about the handling of female characters, because THERE AREN'T ANY. I love Cindy, but she's basically a non-entity so far, and while the outfit remains unfortunate there haven't been any obnoxious camera pans either, so I'm torn. I want more of her

. And Luna has been in one flashback, one speech on the radio where she sounded like she popped Xanax before taking it, and one scene where she doesn't say a single word. Is it sad that I was so insanely happy to meet Cocturana or whatever her name is at Galdin Quay, and Monica at the outpost? Because they may have been NPCs with basically no relevance to the story, but they were there! They spoke! I'm so starved for actual speaking female characters so far, let alone female characters speaking TO EACH OTHER. The sausage fest-ness begins to get really tiring after a while. Hopefully Iris will show up soon.