Support NeoGAF

[Bobby Roberts]

Look, I'm not gonna let people unironically praising Chad Kroeger's "music" get away with trying to call into question the filmmaking quality of Logan as a means to bolster whatever fucked argument they're trying to apply to the heirarchy of Spider-Mans.

Even if you dont' agree with the notion that Logan is one of the three best superhero films ever made (which it is) I don't understand watching it and thinking it's legitimately badly made.

Spider-Man 2 is the only one of the Spidey films that works anywhere near that well from a filmmaking & storytelling perspective. If this movie gets really close to that level, then everyone should be beyond happy.

(however the dependency on Tony Stark as a combination Uncle Ben/Norman Osborne figure is horseshit. Fuck Tony Stark)

 

[LionPride]

Logan isn't poorly made, I just can't give one fuck about any movie made in that universe anymore

And that shit they call action has been awful for 17 fucking years with awful wire work with Wolverine

Hugh deserved better

Oh and look at Bobby being wrong about Tony's role in this movie if these spoilers are right, like most of the internet

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Oh and look at Bobby being wrong about Tony's role in this movie if these spoilers are right, like most of the internet

I'm talking about Tony Stark PERIOD.

Like, from Civil War.

And reading spoilers and watching a movie are two completely fuckin' different things.

 

[Bronx-Man]

So to recap:

• Spider-Man 2 sucks
• Logan sucks
• First Class sucks

All we're missing now is someone is come in and tell us Batman v Superman is a misunderstood auteur masterpiece on the level of Kurosawa or Kubrick.

 

[Frozenprince]

So to recap:

• Spider-Man 2 sucks
• Logan sucks
• First Class sucks

All we're missing now is someone is come in and tell us Batman v Superman is a misunderstood auteur masterpiece on the level of Kurosawa or Kubrick.

Spider-Man 3 is my favorite one

*walks out*

 

[LotusHD]

I was so ready to place Logan as one of the best or Top 3 or whatever, then that last act happened. I mean, it's still up there, but now I gotta like, think about it now.

 

[Toa TAK]

(Fuck Tony Stark)

I'm talking about Tony Stark PERIOD.

Like, from Civil War.

So to recap:

• Spider-Man 2 sucks
• Logan sucks
• First Class sucks

All we're missing now is someone is come in and tell us Batman v Superman is a misunderstood auteur masterpiece on the level of Kurosawa or Kubrick.

Well did you know the third act is a retelling of Exaclibuurr

 

[water_wendi]

yeah the inhibitor chip stuff was silly

and in the end when he "triumphs" over the arms was cringey as all fuck

"listen to me now...LISTEN TO ME NOW"

The worst thing about it is: why? Why even put that stuff in? Afaik its not a comic book thing.

 

[LionPride]

I'm talking about Tony Stark PERIOD.

Like, from Civil War.

And reading spoilers and watching a movie are two completely fuckin' different things.

And his role in the movie ain't a damn father figure type at all, just a dude who's helping kinda while being a damn asshole

So Tony Stark

 

[Bronx-Man]

His name is Tony Stank

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

So to recap:

• Spider-Man 2 sucks
• Logan sucks
• First Class sucks

All we're missing now is someone is come in and tell us Batman v Superman is a misunderstood auteur masterpiece on the level of Kurosawa or Kubrick.

Last one seems right to me though.

Spoiler

"Sucks" is going too far, but I mean, the best parts are remnants from the magneto movie. I enjoyed McAvoy and Fassbender sharing scenes, but the rest of the film is awfully silly and full of bad dialogue like "mutant and proud!" being said 10 times.

 

[kurahador]

All we're missing now is someone is come in and tell us Batman v Superman is a misunderstood auteur masterpiece on the level of Kurosawa or Kubrick.

Kurosawa sucks. 7 Samurai is too anime.

 

[JayCB]

Comicbook movies were a mistake. Their nothing but trash.

 

[Lifejumper]

Soo uuuh... impressions sound pretty positive huh.

 

[kswiston]

So to recap:

• Spider-Man 2 sucks
• Logan sucks
• First Class sucks

All we're missing now is someone is come in and tell us Batman v Superman is a misunderstood auteur masterpiece on the level of Kurosawa or Kubrick.

Has someone said that TDKR was better than TDK yet?

 

[Chained Prometheus]

So to recap:

• Spider-Man 2 sucks
• Logan sucks
• First Class sucks

All we're missing now is someone is come in and tell us Batman v Superman is a misunderstood auteur masterpiece on the level of Kurosawa or Kubrick.

*walks in* "Batman v Superman is a misunderst-"



Damnit, I can't even type that with a straight face. Sorry GAF, I've failed you in my inability to give this thread its full circle of shitposting.

 

[Toa TAK]

Comicbook movies were a mistake. Their nothing but trash.

*They're

 

[Bobby Roberts]

And his role in the movie ain't a damn father figure type at all, just a dude who's helping kinda while being a damn asshole

You notice the NORMAN OSBORNE part of that Uncle Ben/Norman Osborne comparison I made?

Again, from Civil War alone, you have that looking up to/father figure/aspirational figure shit BUILT IN. That's how Pete already looks at him, whether or not Tony reciprocates it.

Wait til you watch the movie before you start trying to short everyone's sheets.

 

[JayCB]

*They're

My grammar was a mistake, it's nothing but trash.

(It's like 3am here, sorry)

 

[LionPride]

You notice the NORMAN OSBORNE part of that Uncle Ben/Norman Osborne comparison I made?

Again, from Civil War alone, you have that looking up to/father figure/aspirational figure shit BUILT IN.

Wait til you watch the movie before you start trying to short everyone's sheets.

Nah because nerds been wrong since the jump tryna find something they dislike about this damn movie for some reason from the high school aspect to Tony's role(That they knew nothing about and believed him to be in the movie a lot) to some other bullshit. It makes logical sense for Peter to look up to Tony because of the whole ya know genius engineer thing who gave him an opportunity to do something he believed to be right outside of NY with all these other big time heroes

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Nah because nerds been wrong since the jump tryna find something they dislike about this damn movie for some reason

I'm not "nerds"

Did you just call me nerds?

...

 

[Bronx-Man]

neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerds

 

[LionPride]

 

[Toa TAK]

Jesus, of all the forums I choose to post on...

 

[Prompto]

At least we've gone nearly 20 pages without bringing up Thor 2. I think that's a new record

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Are you embarrassed of being a nerd?

 

[phanphare]

First Class is the best X Men movie

 

[broncobuster]

Why are Spider-Man fans turning into the Smash Bros fans of comic movies.

 

[Skilletor]

Spiderman movie threads are a special kind of awful here.

 

[LionPride]

First Class is the best X Men movie

Yeah

 

[Prompto]

First Class is the best X Men movie

Logan, Deadpool, X2, and DOFP are all better

 

[Bronx-Man]

First Class is the best X Men movie

Damn right.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

Perfect example.

Just terrible.

whats wrong with Maguire? He is the best spiderman.

This is probably more the writings fault, but he's only one aspect of the Peter Parker persona. The geeky awkward kid. Pete is layered compared to that. Geeky yes, but with these flashes of his real confidence.

With the Raimi Spider-Man... you don't really get that. He's that goob in the Spidey persona as well. Almost like Raimi intended Pete to be kind of autistic.

And even still... it's a low bar to be the best when you compare to the Amazing flicks which completely miss the mark on other core pieces of Petey's personality, or the Holland Spidey which we've seen for about 20 minutes. And those 20 minutes were more accurate to both the Pete and the Spider than all three of the Raimi flicks.

The side cast made the Raimi Spidey-flicks. Jk Simmons, Alfred Molina, and Willem Dafoe.

 

[IndoAssassin]

At least we've gone nearly 20 pages without bringing up Thor 2. I think that's a new record

Thanks for ruining the record

People fanboying over their ranking systems too much. I'm just over hear enjoying all the superhero movies while they last.

 

[LionPride]

Logan, Deadpool, X2, and DOFP are all better

No

Deadpool if you wanna count that sure

The rest...nah

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

If y'all are gearing up to dump on X2, you're gonna have a fight on your hands.

 

[MisterHero]

 

[dankir]

IMAX 3D tickets confirmed for 8 pm on the 7th!!

 

[water_wendi]

No

Deadpool if you wanna count that sure

The rest...nah

Havent seen Logan but i agree that First Class is the best X-men film outside of Deadpool.

 

[mjc]

First Class is the best X Men movie

Tie between that and DOFP.

 

[LionPride]

Tie between that and DOFP.

Boring as fuck

 

[HStallion]

The only good Superhero movie is The Incredibles. That is until The Incredibles 2 releases.

 

[phanphare]

If y'all are gearing up to dump on X2, you're gonna have a fight on your hands.

Tie between that and DOFP.

wasn't a fan of DofP

 

[Bronx-Man]

There's never been a good superhero movie.

There's never been a good movie, period.

Cinema was a mistake.

 

[Discotheque]

So to recap:

• Spider-Man 2 sucks
• Logan sucks
• First Class sucks

All we're missing now is someone is come in and tell us Batman v Superman is a misunderstood auteur masterpiece on the level of Kurosawa or Kubrick.

First Class does suck though. And BvS was a top 10 superhero movie until Logan kicked it out

Sacrilege to shit on Spider-Man 2 and Logan tho imo. Aside from dark knight they are so far above and beyond other superhero flicks from a filmmaking standpoint. Regardless of personal preference and all that. Like i understand not liking those movies. But to outright call them bad? Nope

Insulting to throw xmen shit class in the mix with them

X2 and dofp are dope though. Despite some of the wack movies wolverine has been in he's had the strongest character development on screen for a superhero to this day

 

[ShinoguTakeruKoeru]

Trivia: Tobey is a vegetarian so he's eating a tofu dog in that scene but I guess tofu dogs look different from hot dogs so he's holding it weirdly in that scene.

Nice that Homecoming is getting good impressions I guess.

 

[LionPride]

How can one think any of the X-Men joints outside of Origins, Last Stand, and Apocalypse are bad films?

How can one think any of the Spider-Man movies are bad movies?

How can one think any of the DCEU outside of SS are bad movies?

In the last few years, the only bad CBMs I can think of are SS, Apocalypse, Fantastic Four, and...that's about it

 

[Fancyarcher]

The only good Superhero movie is The Incredibles. That is until The Incredibles 2 releases.

I agree it's one of the best at least. Can't wait for the sequel "The Supers!"

 

[phanphare]

How can one think any of the X-Men joints outside of Origins and Apocalypse are bad films?

How can one think any of the Spider-Man movies are bad movies?

How can one think any of the DCEU outside of SS are bad movies?

In the last few years, the only bad CBMs I can think of are SS, Apocalypse, Fantastic Four, and...that's about it

X3, Spider Man 3, Amazing Spider Man 2, MoS, and BvS are bad movies

Amazing Spider Man 1 is bad but it's not as bad as the movies listed above

 

[jon bones]

At least we've gone nearly 20 pages without bringing up Thor 2. I think that's a new record

Thanks for ruining the record .

nah you missed this classic a few pages back:

All if see is "fun fun fun" which is not enough to make me watch a Marvel movie (every Marvel movie is "fun fun fun", even Thor 2).