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[MisterHero]

HE STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE HIM

I fucking love that line. It's so petty.

DRESSES LIKE A SPIDER
LOOKS LIKE A BUG
MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL GIVE HIM ONE BIG HUG

WHOO LOOKOUT

HERE COMES THE SPIDER-MAN

 

[FantasyFreak07]

Rent?

 

[Prompto]

Rent?

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Guy with 8 hands?

Sounds hot

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

Guy with 8 hands?



Sounds hot

Confirmed MJ in the MCU canon.

#itsallconnected

 

[rrc1594]

These last two pages lol

 

[chaislip3]

IT IS NOT, I RESENT THAT!

Slander is spoken. In print it's libel.

 

[plainr_]

HEY FREAKSHOW!

YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE!

 

[Spinluck]

AVENGE ME, AVENGE ME!

NAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

 

[rrc1594]

Butterfingers!

 

[Bronx-Man]

HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA

 

[Dalek]

 

[rrc1594]

"Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied."

 

[DMczaf]

HE'S DRIVING A BLACK.....TANK!

 

[ratcliffja]

HE'S DRIVING A BLACK.....TANK!

We're not quoting Superman here, this is the X-Men thread.

 

[Silent_Ocarina]

I GOTCHU FOR THREE MINUTES!

THREE MINUTES OF PLAYTIME!

 

[FantasyFreak07]

"Godspeed Spider-Man!"

"Oh"

 

[Bronx-Man]

Yeah..........big change

 

[rrc1594]

I offered you friendship and you spat in my face.

 

[LionPride]

Look at little Goblin Jr. Gonna cry?

 

[Dalek]

How about "Green Meanie?"

 

[SmackAttack]

Boss, your wife's on the line, she said she lost her checkbook

Thanks for the good news!

 

[Bronx-Man]

Now dig on this...

 

[Cuburt]

Who is it ?

Tom Hardy

Oops, I mean:

Peter Parker......brilliant but lazy.

 

[Prompto]

How about "Green Meanie?"

"Doctor Strange"

"That's good but it's taken!"

 

[Crimson_Echidna]

I protected you in High School and now I'm going to kick your little ass!

 

[Anung]

You mess with one of us you mess with all of us.

 

[Toa TAK]

pleaSE guise STopp...

 

[DMczaf]

Look, I want to kill the spider, you wanna kill the spider. Together, he doesn't stand a chance. Interested?

"Yeah."

 

[TheGreatDirector]

Butterfingers!

Shame on you!

 

[LionPride]

I like being bad. It makes me happy.

 

[Spinluck]

FOOD POISONING SCARE SWEEPS CITY

Some food got poisoned?

IM A LITTLE NAUSEOUS YEAH

 

[Prompto]

They're crap. Crap. Crap. Mega crap.

 

[Ashhong]

The power of the sun, in the palm of my hands

 

[SmackAttack]

THINK ABOUT IT, HERO

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

DOCTOR OCTOPUS. NEW VILLAIN IN TOWN.

"DOC OCK".

 

[DopeToast]

MJ: "You know, you're taller than you look."

Pete: "I hunch."

MJ: "Don't."

 

[LionPride]

You want forgiveness get religion

 

[ryutaro's mama]

I like where this thread has gone.

"I PICKED A CUTE ONE!"

Did I do it right?

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Look, I want to kill the spider, you wanna kill the spider. Together, he doesn't stand a chance. Interested?

"Yeah."

I didn't want this... But I had no choice.

 

[MisterHero]

DOCTOR OCTOPUS. NEW VILLAIN IN TOWN.

"DOC OCK".

Call the patent office I want a quarter everytime somebody says it!

 

[J_Viper]

Please don't watch this

https://youtu.be/LdnmCiAivyY

 

[LionPride]

My Spider-Sense is tingling! If ya know what I'm talking about...

If that ain't the most Eric Foreman ass shit

 

[Shaanyboi]

...I'm a photographer.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

"Boss, your wife's on the line, she says she lost her checkbook."

"THANKS FOR THE GOOD NEWS."

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

My Spider-Sense is tingling! If ya know what I'm talking about...

If that ain't the most Eric Foreman ass shit

what a DUMBASS

 

[brandonh83]

I protected you in High School and now I'm going to kick your little ass!

Ohhhhhh~~~~

 

[Fancyarcher]

it's a beautiful Evil Dead homage, but i think most people see that and only feel the horror aspect of it.

the nails, the quick zoom to the handsaw, the first person tentacle camera, etc.

damn, that scene was so good

It was so tense too, definitely one of Raimi's finest non horror scenes.

 

[TheGreatDirector]

Oh, Aunt May. I'm sorry I'm late. Work was murder.

 

[MisterHero]

My Spider-Sense is tingling! If ya know what I'm talking about...

If that ain't the most Eric Foreman ass shit

"I wish I was an octopus so I could put 8 different feet up 8 different asses!"

~Red Forman