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[elsk]

elsk i'm so nervous

i don't think we are gonna win tonight

I was actually going to watch it, but I have class now. Good luck! I like your team but I deeply dislike your kits.

Your avatar looks pretty racist bro.

You sound like an englishman

 

[K1LLER7]

I'm 6"2, feels good

 

[Wes]

I'm 6'6". I should deputise for Bentekkers.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I'm 5"9.

5"11/6"0 is optimal height I think.

 

[Clegg]

5"7

I'll lamp the first person who laughs.

 

[K1LLER7]

I'm 5"9.

5"11/6"0 is optimal height I think.

trying to make yourself feel good

Spoiler

your probably right

^ so You and Arnie are the same size.

 

[FootballFan]

Yeah he would fit right in with Napoli. I hear his deal is already agreed with Inter, but who knows.

Pandev was actually quite decent last season. (Loves scoring on us)

Vargas completely flopped! Aside from his Europa League hat trick, he's wasting his (and their) time.

Really sucks about Vargas, such a horrible flop. His debut was dreadful and since then he has been shit(except for the hat trick in the Europa League).

He came in with heaps of hype, I expected much more.

So apparently Ronaldinho said this:

:lol

I really doubt he would say that considering they like each other. That's almost like Busquets saying that about Xavi when he is compared to Schweinsteiger.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

5'11 last time I checked.

 

[AndresON777]

I'm 5'4". I have these really good inserts I put in the heel of my shoes which make me 5'7" so it's not too bad.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

5'9'' here. I wish I was a tad taller but what are you gonna do.

 

[K1LLER7]

I'm 5'4". I have these really good inserts I put in the heel of my shoes which make me 5'7" so it's not too bad.

embrace the shortness.

 

[Clegg]

I'm 5'4". I have these really good inserts I put in the heel of my shoes which make me 5'7" so it's not too bad.

You are Bono.

 

[AndresON777]

embrace the shortness.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

This can be used as a response to practically ANY post ever.

 

[bud]

I'm 6'6". I should deputise for Bentekkers.

5'9"

please adopt me, wes

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'm 5'4". I have these really good inserts I put in the heel of my shoes which make me 5'7" so it's not too bad.

Do you have to stand on a cardboard box when you have your way with a donkey?

 

[AndresON777]

Do you have to stand on a cardboard box when you have your way with a donkey?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Eww you paedo

That's more appropriate.

 

[Wes]

5'9"

please adopt me, wes

You can be my Barry Bannan anytime.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Unlucky Andres

 

[AndresON777]

 

[Clegg]

:'[

 

[FootballFan]

Unlucky Andres

:lol :lol Arnies mate.

You should put GAF-Messi in and real Messi. Gaf Messi is 6'6 or something like that, they would be on opposite sides.

 

[K1LLER7]

:lol

footballfan how tall are you?

 

[AndresON777]

:lol

footballfan how tall are you?

 

[Fintan]

I'm just under 6'3". Don't think I'd want to be much taller.

 

[Salazar]

5"7

I'll lamp the first person who laughs.

About the same.

 

[FootballFan]

:lol

footballfan how tall are you?

6'5

Spoiler

5'8 =[

 

[3Sixty]

I say I'm 6'2" on a police thing once it said 6'3" but I'm not that tall.

Thankfully im also pretty wide. Not a fan of the lanky look.

 

[K1LLER7]

6'5

Spoiler

5'8 =[

Look on the bright side, your taller than Andres

I wouldn't want to be any taller than I am now.

btw I can't see your pic Andres, what is it?

 

[AndresON777]

Look on the bright side, your taller than Andres

I wouldn't want to be any taller than I am now.

btw I can't see your pic Andres, what is it?

It's a mini donkey

 

[Regulus Tera]

18 cm of length

5 cm of girth

FUCK YEAH METRIC

I was actually going to watch it, but I have class now. Good luck! I like your team but I deeply dislike your kits.

That's... specific.

 

[Clegg]

About the same.

 

[FootballFan]

18 cm of length

5 cm of girth

FUCK YEAH METRIC

I had to use my phone to convert the centimetres to feet. :lol

 

[Willkiller]

I'm 5'9"

Considering I was circus small until I was about 18 that's not bad going.

 

[Sloosha]

5'10. High five Hitcher.

 

[K1LLER7]

It's a mini donkey

:lol

Twilights out tomorrow, anyone going to watch it?

 

[3Sixty]

I had my last growth spurt at 15. I was the one who always had to try and buy the alcohol . Hight is always a funny issue at work, a lot of people try it on with one of the lads who is barely over 5 foot. Unfortunately he is one of the hardest and best doorman I've ever met.

 

[Arnie]

:lol

Twilights out tomorrow, anyone going to watch it?

Insert Kyoufu joke here.

I had my last growth spurt at 15. I was the one who always had to try and buy the alcohol . Hight is always a funny issue at work, a lot of people try it on with one of the lads who is barely over 5 foot. Unfortunately he is one of the hardest and best doorman I've ever met.

I've had a few people get shirty with me on nights out, blatantly expecting me to roll over because of my height. It's not something to brag about, per se, and I'm never proud so to speak, but I've been in a few fights with taller lads and never lost. I probably need a good beating, if anything, just to put that seed of doubt in my mind when someone gets really confrontational. I'm under no illusions, taller men should have a physical advantage.

A distinct advantage of being short is also the relative penis size thing. A lot of girls expect penis size to scale exactly with height. I wouldn't want to be a tall guy with a small penis, the amount of disappointed expressions you'd have to face would be horrifying.

 

[Regulus Tera]

If Twilight talk is allowed then I'm gonna coerce Messi into posting Fluttershy gifs again.

 

[rodvik]

I am a skinny 6ft.

I guess that puts me in the middle range of the footyGaf freakshow.

 

[K1LLER7]

If Twilight talk is allowed then I'm gonna coerce Messi into posting Fluttershy gifs again.

Kyoufu would

 

[AndresON777]

I forgot what Twilight movie I am on. I got lost

 

[Arnie]

I forgot what Twilight movie I am on. I got lost

In fairness the room was probably spinning.

 

[3Sixty]

I forgot what Twilight movie I am on. I got lost

It's probably the one with the teenage love angst between 2 vampires and a pale chick.

 

[AndresON777]

It's probably the one with the teenage love angst between 2 vampires and a pale chick.

lol yep. I have a cousin who is obsessed with these shitty movies. She just spams images on facebook it's annoying.

 

[Fry]

So many holidays this year. I don't have to do nothing for the next 5 days. I actually hate that.

 

[Messi]

Unlucky Andres

No me? I am 6'6

 

[Regulus Tera]

@Chivas alineará esta noche con: Michel, Reynoso, Araujo, Esparza, Perales, Ponce, Enríquez, Pérez, Fabián, Sánchez y Márquez Lugo.

4-3-3 again NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Messi]

If Twilight talk is allowed then I'm gonna coerce Messi into posting Fluttershy gifs again.

No more fluttershy unless it is Megan Lara