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[Meier]

Doesn't look like this has been posted. Here are the apparent pots for the World Cup. Not really sure how the imbalanced pots work.. I guess one group just gets two teams from Pot 4. Quite different than that earlier list:

 

[Koko]

Probably DC'd but whatever.

They also confirm that at the start of the draw one of the nine European teams will be drawn into Pot 2.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Your PS4 is broken, give up already.

Think it's okay now. If I could just tether the phone to it to download the update, I'd be reet

 

[WJD]

My girlfriends gran has knitted me a willy warmer for Christmas.

i don't even

 

[Suen]

My girlfriends gran has knitted me a willy warmer for Christmas.

i don't even

:lol

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I still haven't seen it but I'd like to some day. Have to figure out the timing though... haha.

I thought it was on Netflix. Guess not.

You really should though, you'll love it

 

[Linius]

Doesn't look like this has been posted. Here are the apparent pots for the World Cup. Not really sure how the imbalanced pots work.. I guess one group just gets two teams from Pot 4. Quite different than that earlier list:

Probably DC'd but whatever.

They also confirm that at the start of the draw one of the nine European teams will be drawn into Pot 2.

Oh you guys

My girlfriends gran has knitted me a willy warmer for Christmas.

i don't even

She what now :lol

 

[dc89]

My girlfriends gran has knitted me a willy warmer for Christmas.

i don't even

Gonna be amazing when you open it and it's 2 inches long.

 

[Meier]

My girlfriends gran has knitted me a willy warmer for Christmas.

i don't even

This requires far more explanation. Is it like a thinner sock (minus the hooked end) essentially? Was that really her intent?

I thought it was on Netflix. Guess not.

You really should though, you'll love it

Haha, I'm sure I will!

 

[Suen]

Gonna be amazing when you open it and it's 2 inches long.

:looooooool was waiting for this

 

[Freewheelin']

My girlfriends gran has knitted me a willy warmer for Christmas.

i don't even

LOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Salvadora]

Really nervous about Jenkinson starting tomorrow.

This is what happens when you don't rotate :/

 

[Meier]

I keep ending up with utterly hellacious draws on that simulator. We're gonna get fucked.

 

[Timurid]

:lol

Your ban is imminent.

I hope knit yourself a dick warmer because it's going to be a long motherfuckin winter.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Gonna be amazing when you open it and it's 2 inches long.

 

[WJD]

It was in my advent calendar

It's a bit too small which is really distressing because the only person who could have given her measurements is my girlfriend

I'm wearing it now

It's quite comfortable

Pics coming soon

 

[Clegg]

My girlfriends gran has knitted me a willy warmer for Christmas.

i don't even

Contraception from the 40's.

 

[Koko]

My girlfriends gran has knitted me a willy warmer for Christmas.

i don't even

Wait what..

 

[Linius]

Going to see Savages in two hours, that's gonna be fun

 

[bud]

It was in my advent calendar

It's a bit too small which is really distressing because the only person who could have given her measurements is my girlfriend

I'm wearing it now

It's quite comfortable

Pics coming soon

i'm going to hold you to that. would genuinely like to see it, haha.

 

[Meier]

It was in my advent calendar

It's a bit too small which is really distressing because the only person who could have given her measurements is my girlfriend

I'm wearing it now

It's quite comfortable

Pics coming soon

This entire scenario is probably the weirdest thing I've ever encountered in Footy-GAF. In an advent calendar of all things? Lmao.

 

[Suen]

Your ban is imminent.

I hope knit yourself a dick warmer because it's going to be a long motherfuckin winter.

:lol I'll be banned when Torino win the Scudetto.

 

[WJD]

Fucking hell she's knitted one for my Everton supporting mate too

His is blue

Mine is red

His is bigger what the fuck

 

[shortyme]

It was in my advent calendar

It's a bit too small which is really distressing because the only person who could have given her measurements is my girlfriend

I'm wearing it now

It's quite comfortable

Pics coming soon

Can someone explain what an advent calendar is over there? Cause ours have chocolates. Not cock socks.

 

[Suen]

Fucking hell she's knitted one for my Everton supporting mate too

His is blue

Mine is red

His is bigger what the fuck

:lol :lol :lol stop this is too much

 

[Freewheelin']

Fucking hell she's knitted one for my Everton supporting mate too

His is blue

Mine is red

His is bigger what the fuck

Hahahahaha so awkward

 

[Linius]

Fucking hell she's knitted one for my Everton supporting mate too

His is blue

Mine is red

His is bigger what the fuck

 

[dc89]

Fucking hell she's knitted one for my Everton supporting mate too

His is blue

Mine is red

His is bigger what the fuck

This deserves an off topic thread.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Fucking hell she's knitted one for my Everton supporting mate too

His is blue

Mine is red

His is bigger what the fuck

Ok stop, I seriously demand pictures. I'm already laughing at the whole situation.

 

[rodvik]

It was in my advent calendar

It's a bit too small which is really distressing because the only person who could have given her measurements is my girlfriend

I'm wearing it now

It's quite comfortable

Pics coming soon

 

[WJD]

I have a picture but I'm not in the whatsapp group anymore

 

[Linius]

I have a picture but I'm not in the whatsapp group anymore

Wilbz can take care of that

 

[Lightning]

Fucking hell she's knitted one for my Everton supporting mate too

His is blue

Mine is red

His is bigger what the fuck

It's the thought that counts...

 

[Meier]

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I share an office with someone else these days (other sides of the room) -- this reaction gif and the update about the Everton friend getting one almost made me lost it. Perfect.

 

[Yurt]

I'm dying here :lol

please post it on twitter

 

[L1NETT]

Snipty Snip

Warnock always comes across as a babbling idiot who talks more than he actually listens to himself. Better than Evans though.

There are so few good managers available, still think Derby have pulled an ace with Mcclaren. They are one of the few clubs who have done well of the foolish sacking period which has happened recently.

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[Linius]

I'm dying here :lol

please post it on twitter

No you get your ass in the whatsapp and be a cool kid

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I have a picture but I'm not in the whatsapp group anymore

We're trying to find Wilbur to re-add you.

 

[L1NETT]

WJD don't worry.

You'll grow into it.

 

[bud]

WJD don't worry.

You'll grow into it.

 

[rodvik]

I share an office with someone else these days (other sides of the room) -- this reaction gif and the update about the Everton friend getting one almost made me lost it. Perfect.

Lol. I am relaying the cock warmer story to my wife.

"Is this something they have in England?"

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

She knitted you a cock warmer? I think this video is relevant NSFW

 

[Linius]

She knitted you a cock warmer? I think this video is relevant NSFW

smh

 

[bud]

She knitted you a cock warmer? I think this video is relevant NSFW

is she just knitting in the nude? not sure i follow. why is there vaginal bleeding involved. where's the fabric coming from.

related video:

Pricasso -- The man who paints with his penis

 

[Blablurn]

She knitted you a cock warmer? I think this video is relevant NSFW

something in my pants moved

 

[Clegg]

Anyone else think we scare away prospective posters with the content of our posts?

 

[CrashBandicoot]

Anyone else think we scare away prospective posters with the content of our posts?

Nah mate, that's how they're lured in

 

[Ushojax]

Goddammit Ade was over his groin injury but now he's hurt his knee in training. Please be fit soon, I'm sick of Defoe.

 

[shortyme]

Doesn't she shove the yarn in her vag, and like, knits from there? So the ball of yarn is unraveling from her lady part.