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[dc89]

Saw this on Twitter and holy fuck if true.

Suarez has scored more goals in one week than Welbeck has in two seasons.

 

[Scum]

Oh my God. Wooden, this is amazing. Dat control. :O

How did we not score 10 goals?

Need to go into the training menu and set Focus to finishing.

Spoiler

Sad but true. ;_;

 

[Elchele]

dat Pizarro backheel

 

[PrematureQuiche]

did you get your codes Arnie? Mine have sometimes taken an hour or two.

 

[Blablurn]

Kenka looking more mental by the day

he used to be such a cool poster

but he changed since a german team won the CL

Spoiler

/sarcasm

Spoiler

love kenka and wilbz

 

[Milchmonster]

Fuck Leverkusen, I didn't really hate them before but after this match, fuck them. Proper shit team, Son scored a goal because Friedrich's passing is shit (no offense) and that aside, they did shit at all against a proper poor BVB side. Well, and aside from trying to kill all our players of course. Hope United and Donetsk fucks them out of the CL. And fire Hyypiä pls

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Fuck Leverkusen, I didn't really hate them before but after this match, fuck them. Proper shit team, Son scored a goal because Friedrich's passing is shit (no offense) and that aside, they did shit at all against a proper poor BVB side. Well, and aside from trying to kill all our players of course. Hope United and Donetsk fucks them out of the CL. And fire Hyypiä pls

Mia san mia

 

[Meus Renaissance]

 

[Milchmonster]

Also lol at Bayern fans laughing at Micky. He's new and is expected to carry/organize the whole team after Gündogan's injury. Give him some time and he'll be amazing.

Kiyotake, Maxim or Firmino would do jack shit at all for us in that position.

 

[Blablurn]

Mia san mia

 

[Yurt]

Kenka looking more mental by the day

Loool what did he do?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Loool what did he do?

Called for Hyypia's sacking after the 0-5, and wasn't joking

 

[Blablurn]

Sahin and Bender in the hospital

 

[ShogunX]

Fifa

Everybody has to deal with that kind of shit. The worst part is that you know it's going to happen but are powerless to stop it.

Just like when a random cross finds it's way to the smallest man on the pitch who beats your 9ft aerially dominant CB with ease.

 

[Can Crusher]

Looks like shit defending to me. Clear the ball next time.

 

[Scum]

If only Konami gave a shit about Pro Evo nowadays...

 

[spidye]

Looks like shit defending to me. Clear the ball next time.

nope.
bane of fifa 14

I fucking hate this too

 

[Milchmonster]

Team against Marseille

Weidenfeller
Piszczek-Sokratis-Günter/Sarr-Durm
Kehl-Großkreutz
Kuba-Micky-Reus
Lewandowski

Arsenal pls, destroy Napoli

 

[Wilbur]

he used to be such a cool poster

but he changed since a german team won the CL

Spoiler

/sarcasm

Spoiler

love kenka and wilbz

please understand

i want to save your soul

 

[TheLucifer]

Fuck this team. It was fucking Livorno ffs.

<3 Balo <3 Fuck the haters.

Hopefully with De Sciglio and El Sha back we start winning games. Honda should help as well.

I hope we never have to see Nocerino and Birsa start again . . .

This. So much this. Birsa in particular just got worse, he started okay-ish then when kaka finally returned he has played like shit every time.

 

[Blablurn]

please understand

i want to save your soul

It's fine, believe me. I'm the same as 5 years ago.

 

[Can Crusher]

nope.
bane of fifa 14

I fucking hate this too

Is it not possible to manually change players or to slide tackle?

 

[Wilbur]

It's fine, believe me. I'm the same as 5 years ago.

five years ago you hadn't laid your eyes on gotze's boner

 

[Elchele]

Also lol at Bayern fans laughing at Micky. He's new and is expected to carry/organize the whole team after Gündogan's injury. Give him some time and he'll be amazing.

Kiyotake, Maxim or Firmino would do jack shit at all for us in that position.

He isn't a true CAM, tho, more like a SS. That's the problem

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Is it not possible to manually change players or to slide tackle?

Looks similar to the old Pro Evos where a defender would run towards a loose ball in the six yard box and bundle it in before you had time to switch control to him and manually move him away

 

[Blablurn]

five years ago you hadn't laid your eyes on gotze's boner

He isn't a true CAM, tho, more like a SS. That's the problem

I see what you did there

 

[Elchele]

Called for Hyypia's sacking after the 0-5, and wasn't joking

can you blame him?

 

[il Diavolo]

Fuck this team. It was fucking Livorno ffs.
This. So much this. Birsa in particular just got worse, he started okay-ish then when kaka finally returned he has played like shit every time.

De Sciglio also needs to start. When he came on he immediately took control of the right flank. Move Poli back to midfield Allegri, you cunt,

 

[Yurt]

Betting GAF: there's absolutely no way in hell Udinese will get anything out of this game

Shit away from home (and shit at home tbf), in shit form and no Anthony Christmas.

 

[Can Crusher]

Looks similar to the old Pro Evos where a defender would run towards a loose ball in the six yard box and bundle it in before you had time to switch control to him and manually move him away

In Pro Evo 2013 there were also plenty of problems regarding action cancels and rebounding balls, but I cleared away the problems when I started playing anticipation game with my defenders with manual switches.

Now it's pretty much impossible in Pro Evo 2014 because manual switch is a mini game in itself.

 

[Zabojnik]

Fuuuuuuuck, Balotelli was at the local casino last weekend and I missed it. Apparently he and his brother had a fun night, (literally) headbutting chips on the roulette table like there was no tomorrow.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

My problem with FIFA is Kyoufu. I set him up some glorious chances and he fucks them up.

 

[Yurt]

Is the severance package the only reason why Allegri is still in Milan?

Edit: OMG ZABO

Surely one of your buddies took a pic or two? :0

Sell it to Tuttosport

 

[Milchmonster]

He isn't a true CAM, tho, more like a SS. That's the problem

Piszczek joined us as striker and is an amzing RB, Gündogan (RIP) joined us as CAM and made a damn fine DM, Durm joined us as a striker and looks like he could become quite the fullback, etc.

Your point?

 

[Can Crusher]

My problem with FIFA is Kyoufu. I set him up some glorious chances and he fucks them up.

Dat keeper lol

 

[Scum]

Oi, Wilbur, you lovable cunt. What's going on with your FM2014 save? How did the CL games against Barca go??

 

[Blablurn]

Piszczek joined us as striker and is an amzing RB, Gündogan (RIP) joined us as CAM and made a damn fine DM, Durm joined us as a striker and looks like he could become quite the fullback, etc.

Your point?

Dortmund should improve their scouting

 

[Zabojnik]

Edit: OMG ZABO

Surely one of your buddies took a pic or two? :0

Sell it to Tuttosport

Heh, I'll ask, I just found out.

Brilliant avatar, btw. Soon to be very fitting.

 

[Elchele]

Piszczek joined us as striker and is an amzing RB, Gündogan (RIP) joined us as CAM and made a damn fine DM, Durm joined us as a striker and looks like he could become quite the fullback, etc.

Your point?

would have made much more sense to sign a CAM from the Bundesliga.

 

[Milchmonster]

would have made much more sense to sign a CAM from the Bundesliga.

Mia san not Bayern.

 

[wedward]

Dortmund should improve their scouting

Lol.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

My problem with FIFA is Kyoufu. I set him up some glorious chances and he fucks them up.

You'd rather play with Kyoufu than with us???

 

[Yurt]

Pep Reina wearing a wig?

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Clubs?

 

[kharma45]

You'd rather play with Kyoufu than with us???

What a dickhead

 

[Blablurn]

Mia san not Bayern.

Dortmund had a net profit of 53 million euros in 12-13. Without huge spending, they could have added just a bit more depth. No doubt.

 

[miserable]

Hey, look! It's FIFA 98!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Quiche we only need one player to have a full team.

I will even give you CDM and I will go in the defense!

 

[Milchmonster]

Gündogan
Piszczek
Subotic
Hummels
Schmelzer
Bender
Sahin

Another player or two and we could buy an amazing striker with all the wages we saved because of injuries this season looool

Spoiler

It's so sad I try to see something positive in it...

 

[PrematureQuiche]

You'd rather play with Kyoufu than with us???

What a dickhead

I'm not playing at all right now! That was from a couple of days ago :lol