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[PrematureQuiche]

Yeah but be warned he won't remember who you are

 

[Wilbur]

Pahhaa keep dreaming

Genuinely thought that was Arshavin in the background :lol

 

[KidA Seven]

How many of those goals were from set pieces?

The answer is 7. Fuck editing my original post.

 

[dc89]

might be dc's worst post ever

no funny face
no discernible level of skill
not a head on photo
entirely irrelevant to life

dc come on you were the chosen one it was said that you would destroy the sith, not join them bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness

Who are The Sith? What am I to do?
Don't fail me Obi Wilbur Kenobi. Guide me.

 

[Arnie]

If I go to Sheffield it's to see my friends not my friends.

I turned down a screening of Anchorman 2 tonight because I wanted to lie in bed eating goujons, I'm not travelling the length of the country on a Virgin Pendolino to play 5-a-fucking-side.

 

[Wilbur]

 

[Sleeplessnights]

The answer is 7. Fuck editing my original post.

This thread is not about football information, your post wasn't going to get attention unfortunately.

It's about arguments, nsfw pictures and mostly gibberish.

Only Wilbur is cool enough to get each of his posts answered, bud is getting there along with Arnold.

 

[Wilbur]

If I go to Sheffield it's to see my friends not my friends.

I turned down a screening of Anchorman 2 tonight because I wanted to lie in bed eating goujons, I'm not travelling the length of the country on a Virgin Pendolino to play 5-a-fucking-side.

lmao friends

I got invited to a test screening of Anchorman a few weeks ago but I had work. Was most gutted.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

If I go to Sheffield it's to see my friends not my friends.

I turned down a screening of Anchorman 2 tonight because I wanted to lie in bed eating goujons, I'm not travelling the length of the country on a Virgin Pendolino to play 5-a-fucking-side.

We would be going out afterwards as well! It's not like we are travelling just for a 2 hour football game! Also if I had room in my car I could pick you up on the way!

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Quiche can you pick me up in your car? I'll meet you halfway

 

[Arnie]

This thread is not about football information, your post wasn't going to get attention unfortunately.

It's about arguments, nsfw pictures and mostly gibberish.

Only Wilbur is cool enough to get each of his posts answered, bud is getting there along with Arnold.

Stop being salty and post a picture of my shaft.

OTwhateverthefuck || This thread is not about football information

 

[L1NETT]

Quiche you better drive a fucking transit the amount of people you are picking up

 

[Perfect Blue]

lmao friends

I got invited to a test screening of Anchorman a few weeks ago but I had work. Was most gutted.

I missed a screening of Inside Llewyn Davis and Her last week. I know your pain, man.

 

[Wilbur]

I missed a screening of Inside Llewyn Davis and Her last week. I know your pain, man.

FUCK I desperately want to see both of them.

Hobbit this week though, squee. Can't wait to see dat Smaug in all his ruby glory, gonna jerk it to the high frame rate it'll be like im actually there

 

[KidA Seven]

This thread is not about football information, your post wasn't going to get attention unfortunately.

It's about arguments, nsfw pictures and mostly gibberish.

Only Wilbur is cool enough to get each of his posts answered, bud is getting there along with Arnold.

 

[Arnie]

lmao friends

I got invited to a test screening of Anchorman a few weeks ago but I had work. Was most gutted.

I just felt bad on the colleague who invited me. Initially I was all smiles and happy to go, and then I realised I can't be fucked watching a film after 10 hours of work, with only soup to sustain me.

Oh and we found out today that I won my first business pitch. From next year I'll be on the PR team for Bath Rugby.

Thanks Clegg. I dedicate this 2 u.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Stop being salty and post a picture of my shaft.

OTwhateverthefuck || This thread is not about football information

I'm totally salt because you pull me down Arnie, every time. I try to love you but you, Moyes and bud are the end of me.

I love your shaft though.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Quiche you better drive a fucking transit the amount of people you are picking up

I have 5 seats so really I can pick you, 3Sixty and the fucking Rhodes brothers up!

 

[Arnie]

dat body

 

[Wilbur]

quite impressive balls for sure, its certainly a big sack

i'd be interested to know just where the penis ends though

 

[L1NETT]

Congrats Arnold.

You've got your work cut out though chum

http://www1.skysports.com/rugby-union/news/12553/9065808/

Bath announce 'immediate' departure of director of rugby Gary Gold

Hang on it's not related is it

 

[Perfect Blue]

FUCK I desperately want to see both of them.

Hobbit this week though, squee. Can't wait to see dat Smaug in all his ruby glory, gonna jerk it to the high frame rate it'll be like im actually there

Yeah. My girlfriend wants us to go to the midnight showing of that. Never been to one of those.

i imagine that's one step closer to waiting in line for a video game at 12am ugh

 

[L1NETT]

There is a You'll Never Wank Alone joke in there somewhere.

 

[3Sixty]

Oh and we found out today that I won my first business pitch. From next year I'll be on the PR team for Bath Rugby.

Cool, i was there last week.

PR tip number 1. Get Blackthorn cider back.

 

[Arnie]

Congrats Arnold.

You've got your work cut out though chum

Bath Rugby can today confirm that Gary Gold has left the club with immediate effect.

The decision was taken following a restructure in the rugby department and with the best interests of both Gary and the Club in mind.

No further comment will be made until it is appropriate.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm not too fond of your belly button.

 

[Broder Salsa]

quite impressive balls for sure, its certainly a big sack

i'd be interested to know just where the penis ends though

a closer look

 

[Arnie]

Get Blackthorn cider back.

Literally going to write that in my moleskin when I arrive tomorrow.

b l a c k t h o r n

I'm not too fond of your belly button.

Bet yours is convex you fucking lush puppy.

a closer look

This is fucking amazing.

I have no recollection of doing this so at first I was like 'hey Wooden's done a pretty good imitation' and then I saw my bed and recognised my limbs and i was like shiiiitttttt

Was that the Aspas night?

 

[Wilbur]

a closer look

He looks quite well hung. Congrats, Arnold.

 

[Hixx]

Mail says we want to loan Cesar from QPR.

Despite the fact we literally can't.

Fucking idiots.

 

[Broder Salsa]

He looks quite well hung. Congrats, Arnold.

It's all about scale though, ever seen dwarf porn? They look fucking huge but we all know they aren't, they are just small with normal dicks.

 

[Lightning]

Pahhaa keep dreaming

I don't mind that on a penalty shoot out.

I've seen your posts, the amount you have defended our club is awesome. I'm not questioning your love for Bradford. But your Arsenal posts have been awesome!

 

[Wilbur]

Mail says we want to loan Cesar from QPR.

Despite the fact we literally can't.

Fucking idiots.

Wait why not?

It's all about scale though, ever seen dwarf porn? They look fucking huge but we all know they aren't, they are just small with normal dicks.

but look how low his boxers start below his triangle bellybutton

and then look where the bulge ends

maybe he has a kolo bobblehead down there

 

[Broder Salsa]

woah looking through my whatsapp thing i have a shocking revelation, will unveil soon

 

[Sleeplessnights]

holy shit guys

there's a video of wilbur balls

i lost it

i may post it

fakedit: is that the video wooden?

 

[Arnie]

maybe he has a kolo bobblehead down there

This made me giggle to fuck.

woah looking through my whatsapp thing i have a shocking revelation, will unveil soon

Is it a picture of Bud?

 

[Hixx]

Wait why not?



but look how low his boxers start below his triangle bellybutton

and then look where the bulge ends

maybe he has a kolo bobblehead down there

We would have to send either Ki or Borini back and we won't.

 

[shortyme]

a closer look

daaaaaaaaamn

 

[Clegg]

Congrats on the job, Arnie.

Unfortunately your knob will soon see this thread shut. Good way to go out though.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh you got a new job? I missed that, congrats.

holy shit guys

there's a video of wilbur balls

i lost it

i may post it

fakedit: is that the video wooden?

eh no, already seen his dick vids more than enough times.


Now for the shocking revelation

That is clearly some kind of facial hair, or growth or whatever.

It has been a lie all this time, you could probably grow a hipster moustache

 

[Clydefrog]

I just realized there are too many "Cities" in the league. time for some to be relegated

 

[Wilbur]

my eyebrows in that gif are jokesssssss

 

[Meier]

Good for Arnie. Man, I miss being in my early 20s. It's hard to get rid of a gut when you get older, even if you're not a fat dude in general. If you don't go to the gym for a few weeks, it's immediately evident.

 

[Arnie]

Wilb's slowly becoming Rafa Benitez.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Unfortunately your knob will soon see this thread shut. Good way to go out though.

Well at least they can't say the ending has been anticlimactic or antyhing, it is the ending footygaf deserves.

 

[Fergie]

What are the chances of Danny Graham coming back to haunt the Swans tonight? He hasn't scored since 1958 but I just KNOW he'll sneak one tonight.

Nahhh fuck that, it isn't happening. Please.

Reckon it'll be 1-1 tonight tho

 

[L1NETT]

You going for a David Villa esque Soul Patch?

 

[Wilbur]

oh my god there's a vertical panning clip of my erection in whatsapp

n o

 

[Hixx]

pls go back to whatsapp with your bulges and facepubes

 

[Sleeplessnights]

oh my god there's a vertical panning clip of my erection in whatsapp

n o

that's the one

also, close up on balls then grin. slayed me m8