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[Broder Salsa]

oh my god there's a vertical panning clip of my erection in whatsapp

n o

The slow crawl from root to tip is cool, it's incredible moist though, like what did you stick it into before the video? Looks like those unreal engine games where they just put shiny reflections on everything.

 

[Arnie]

oh my god there's a vertical panning clip of my erection in whatsapp

n o

All these gifs are giving me the impression that we'd make pretty fine film directors, given the right budget.

 

[Broder Salsa]

All these gifs are giving me the impression that we'd make pretty fine film directors, given the right budget.

Would end up like spring breakers but with league 2 football matches instead of the spring break and dicks instead of the tits. There might be a market for it.

 

[Wilbur]

The slow crawl from root to tip is cool, it's incredible moist though, like what did you stick it into before the video? Looks like those unreal engine games where they just put shiny reflections on everything.

i cant remember, hope it wasn't something gross like pate

All these gifs are giving me the impression that we'd make pretty fine film directors, given the right budget.

I am the Malick of Phallic

 

[spidye]

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

STOP KILLING FOOTBALL

let me post some football related news so this thread can get normal again

In a recent interview, Thiago, despite being injured for the majority of the season, feels that signing was the best decision and is willing to play in any position manager, Pep Guardiola wants to put him.

“I am glad to be back. I am looking forward to the game. I am trying to improve still, but I am close to 100%. I want to play; I do not care which position. The most important thing to me is to play in the starting XI. I’ll play anywhere but goalkeeper for Bayern. It was the best decision of my live to come here to Munich. I am very happy here. Everybody knows the big history of the club.”

http://www.insidespanishfootball.co...-for-bayern-was-the-best-decision-of-my-life/

DAAAAYYYUUMMMM

 

[Broder Salsa]

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

STOP KILLING FOOTBALL

let me post some football related news so this thread can get normal again

It's dark nearly all day during these winter days.

 

[Plasma]

We would have to send either Ki or Borini back and we won't.

I thought it was a maximum of two loans from PL clubs, QPR don't count they're in the Championship.

 

[WJD]

i don't want to go to sheffield anymore

 

[spidye]

It's dark nearly all day during these winter days.

so that's why wilbz posts half naked pics from his luminous white, hairless body

 

[Hixx]

I thought it was a maximum of two loans from PL clubs, QPR don't count they're in the Championship.

Allowed 4 long-term domestic loans per season BUT only 2 at the same time.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

 

[Batigol]

I'm scared and slightly aroused

 

[KidA Seven]

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

STOP KILLING FOOTBALL

let me post some football related news so this thread can get normal again


http://www.insidespanishfootball.co...-for-bayern-was-the-best-decision-of-my-life/

DAAAAYYYUUMMMM

Fuck the Spanish Brazilian Jon Stewart.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Sleepless... you crossed the line.

RIP THREAD

 

[Freewheelin']

I'm not sure if he's drunk or sober during these videos

 

[Wilbur]

oh my god you're getting banned

 

[WJD]

Welp, it was nice knowing some of you.

 

[KidA Seven]

Just ban him already. That cunt doesn't even watch football.

 

[Wes]

To be honest, I hope some of you do get banned. Really tired of this now.

 

[Batigol]

R.I.P in piece

 

[Elchele]

Reported.

 

[spidye]

well
footy gaf had a good run

bye bitches

 

[Clydefrog]

balls? in MY neogaf?

 

[Wilbur]

To be honest, I hope some of you do get banned. Really tired of this now.

Not as if we haven't been talking about football for the majority of the day and weekend, Wesley.

SLEEPLESS FUCKING EDIT MAN

 

[dc89]

Guys. What the fuck.

Edit: oh shit. Oh shit. We're fucked. It was nice knowing you guys, keep in touch on twitter.

 

[Zabojnik]

 

[Kassu]

What Moyes has done to you

 

[Batigol]

I want to go on record and say I had nothing to do with this

Mumei pls

 

[Broder Salsa]

To be honest, I hope some of you do get banned. Really tired of this now.

I thought we were team mates, wes.

 

[Yen]

To be honest, I hope some of you do get banned. Really tired of this now.

Have to say, I've never enjoyed Afer Dark.

 

[WJD]

To be fair, it makes my worries about posting pictures of my cock sock seem kind of soft.

 

[Carbonox]

if my balls touched your balls wilbury, it would be like the finger glowing scene in ET between him and eliott cumming everywhere

 

[dc89]

Mumie. Pls. Look at my post history. I've always been good. I like games.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Man I am so confused

 

[Wilbur]

I'll tell you what the good thing about forums is that you aren't forced to post or read. You can always skim the stuff you don't like. I do that when people talk about games here and you won't see me moaning unless its tongue in cheek.

Kipless went too far. Came after almost an entire weekend of constant football chat. Come back when we talk about football again, OR post something about football and I'm pretty sure we'll talk about it.

Really tired of what? Having to read it? Lmao come off it.

 

[kharma45]

Please don't be stupid cunts and get this thread banned.

 

[Hixx]

can you's pack it the fuck in, man

its not even funny

take your hairless bollocks and all that shit back to your phones where you can compare your dick sizes in private

 

[Salvadora]

Have to say, I've never enjoyed Afer Dark.

Same here.

 

[Elchele]

stahp

 

[Wilbur]

I hope it doesn't get closed too boys, that's all on Sleepless. But "i hope you guys get banned, really tired"? Wesley. We've been talking about football all weekend. You've barely been here. Fair enough, real life is happening. But nothing's forcing anyone to read that shit :lol

man forum is serious business

 

[Wes]

I thought we were team mates, wes.

We are.

What the guys do in the privacy of their depraved whatsapp group channels is their business, just don't clumsily thrust it on the rest of us like a virgin on prom night.

I wouldn't be surprised if some shit like this causes the thread to be removed again.

 

[Mastadon]

I hope it doesn't get closed too boys, that's all on Sleepless. But "i hope you guys get banned, really tired"? Wesley. We've been talking about football all weekend. You've barely been here. Fair enough, real life is happening. But nothing's forcing anyone to read that shit :lol

man forum is serious business

I hope you get banned too. That avatar is a fucking travesty.

Everyone take a deep breath.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Moyes made me do it

 

[Elchele]

Yeah, posting that shit was too much. Including Arnie's junk.

 

[Wilbur]

I hope you get banned too. That avatar is a fucking travesty.

Everyone take a deep breath.

i'll go on exodus

bye lads

its been swell

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm leaving for UFC GAF and removing my avatar, start a new life. see ya.

Edit : fuck, you can't write that just as I am about to.

 

[Salvadora]

Yeah, ban Wilbur.

Free Kipless.

 

[Arnie]

would Heskey and Shane Long work as a partnership in a 442

?

 

[dc89]

i'll go on exodus

bye lads

its been swell

NO! Come on guys. Sleepless had an error of judgement, but let's not all fall out and call for people to be banned etc.

 

[Broder Salsa]

would Heskey and Shane Long work as a partnership in a 442

?

Don't feel Shane Long got the technical abilities to match Heskey, it will be like having Crouch and Messi in the same strike force.