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[ShogunX]

I want to know the secret behind Michael Laudrup's hair. It's absolutely gorgeous.

I also want to know how Arsenal lost at Old Trafford.

 

[Wilbur]

Bud please post a picture of what you look like.

Oh yeah, do this please.

Arnie and I were theorising over chat that you probably smell really stale and don't wear trousers often.

 

[Elchele]

no, I don't want to see a pic of bud. It would kill the mystery

fellow users pls

 

[3Sixty]

Where do you guys plan on playing in Sheffield?

Bramall Lane.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Yes I work at Nandos. No I am a responsible young man at work.

I do a relatively high number of poos throughout the day, but I make sure to sanitise and wash my hands thoroughly.

So this isn't you?

dissapoint

 

[Wilbur]

So this isn't you?

dissapoint

which part of the photo is the peins

Although that's not a Nandos baby. Looks like a Subway or something isn't it? If u want I could send you some Nandos sauce for Christmas I will even pay for packaging and delivery

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Quiche just meet me at Villa Park, you're going up the M1 right?

I totally would haha.

come and pick me and will up

Nope.

there's room for one more, bring declan, he needs burger king.

Nope.

Where do you guys plan on playing in Sheffield?

Goals Soccer. I don't know if there are any other pitches about.

 

[Lightning]

Not yet, Zenit still have a CL game left before the long break. Leaning towards Everton at the moment tbh.

Everton are a great choice. Awesome football club, wish them great success in their games unless they play us.

Top 4 would be great with them in it.

 

[L1NETT]

Bramall Lane.

Careful, we might get a game if we hang around there too long.

 

[bud]

oh, please. a woman (someone attractive and with a vagina between her legs) told me my armpits smell really nice and that she digs my perfume.

my deodorant roller makes my armpits smell so delicate.

 

[Arnie]

oh, please. a woman (someone attractive and with a vagina between her legs) told me my armpits smell really nice and that she digs my perfume.

Please post a picture budo.

 

[Hixx]

I totally would haha.



Nope.



Nope.



Goals Soccer. I don't know if there are any other pitches about.

THEN NO DEAL QUICHE

no

DEAL

 

[Wilbur]

oh, please. a woman (someone attractive and with a vagina between her legs) told me my armpits smell really nice and that she digs my perfume.

perfume

No I reckon you're just generally naked all the time and there's residue of semen on your shaft and you smell musky and you probably are a bit jaundiced

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Why?

There's no need to be upset Jamsy, it's the list of people who has bad taste.

 

[ShogunX]

which part of the photo is the peins

Although that's not a Nandos baby. Looks like a Subway or something isn't it? If u want I could send you some Nandos sauce for Christmas I will even pay for packaging and delivery

On a serious note me and my Wife do enjoy the variety of Nando's sauce products and that weird chilli salt stuff.

 

[Broder Salsa]

which part of the photo is the peins

Although that's not a Nandos baby. Looks like a Subway or something isn't it? If u want I could send you some Nandos sauce for Christmas I will even pay for packaging and delivery

I've never had nandos and live happily in the dark about the special sauce.

 

[Elchele]

LOOOL, I just looked at the patio and there's a guy in a #DEAD pose

 

[kharma45]

There's no need to be upset Jamsy, it's the list of people who has bad taste.

Pfft my taste is great.


i will give you a list of exquisite things if i must.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I found a picture of Arnie in Liverpool boxers on my phone with a nice penis outline. I'd post it but I am not sure if Arnie would like that very much.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I haven't been this disappointed since Jeff chose Liverpool

Well I haven't decided yet, I'll wait until the CL draw. Imagining picking Arsenal and have them draw Zenit.

 

[Wilbur]

On a serious note me and my Wife do enjoy the variety of Nando's sauce products and that weird chilli salt stuff.

peri salt u egg

Next time you should go you should get peri-tamer on your chicken mmmmmm barbecue and its so sweet

I've never had nandos and live happily in the dark about the special sauce.

I'm going to send you medium baste

 

[PrematureQuiche]

THEN NO DEAL QUICHE

no

DEAL

You better be joking! You can Will could meet up before you go on the train

 

[Wilbur]

LOOOL, I just looked at the patio and there's a guy in a #DEAD pose

is he dead

 

[Elchele]

is he dead

I went to the balcony to get some context, his girlfriend is next to him

 

[Salazar]

I said the Galatasaray bollocks would be along shortly, and sure enough.

That club is fucking shameful.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Pfft my taste is great.


i will give you a list of exquisite things if i must.

it's only a joke k man

 

[Wilbur]

 

[K1LLER7]

Goals Soccer. I don't know if there are any other pitches about.

Oh that's next to sheffield college. It's pretty good. I think It's the closest to the city centre too.

Westfield Sport Centre and Concord sport centre are others in Sheffield.

 

[Elchele]

what is Newcastle doing up there

 

[L1NETT]

9 points off the drop Wilbz. 13 off the top.

 

[Salvadora]

what is Newcastle doing up there

No European football + Remy has done them the world of good.

 

[Yurt]

City's GD is quite scary. Don't count them out just yet.

 

[Wilbur]

9 points off the drop Wilbz. 13 off the top.

Only 7 points off fourth baby. I have no idea how.

also saw this entirely irrelevant and pointless table

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Oh that's next to sheffield college. It's pretty good. I think It's the closest to the city centre too.

Westfield Sport Centre and Concord sport centre are others in Sheffield.

How are the other pitches? Goals Soccer only have 5-a-side pitches but I think that will be the best idea anyway.

It's only £80.10 for 2 hours and I am sure we can buy more if needed!

Goals are top of the league when it comes to 5-a-side with over 42 football centres throughout the UK. Not all 5-a-side pitches are created equal which is why we have all-weather 3G 5-a-side pitches just like Europe’s top clubs!

Sounds like they should be good!

 

[Lightning]

I haven't been this disappointed since Jeff chose Liverpool.

We have our secret fan L1NNET. It's all good.

 

[shortyme]

perfume

No I reckon you're just generally naked all the time and there's residue of semen on your shaft and you smell musky and you probably are a bit jaundiced

That's almost exactly how I pictured him

 

[ShogunX]

also saw this entirely irrelevant and pointless table

Why are Madrid ahead of Barca?

 

[KidA Seven]

+3 goal differential for United

How many of those goals were from set pieces?

 

[Wilbur]

Why are Madrid ahead of Barca?

I have no idea, same points per game but worse goal difference, #BTSPORT

 

[K1LLER7]

How are the other pitches? Goals Soccer only have 5-a-side pitches but I think that will be the best idea anyway.

It's only £80.10 for 2 hours and I am sure we can buy more if needed!

Sounds like they should be good!

Goals is good. Played there with a few mates and its better than the pitches at Concord.

Though I think Concord may be cheaper. Not sure, haven't played football there for a while. And we usually just jump over the fence lol.

Not played at Westfield so I'm not sure.

 

[3Sixty]

How are the other pitches? Goals Soccer only have 5-a-side pitches but I think that will be the best idea anyway.

It's only £80.10 for 2 hours and I am sure we can buy more if needed!



Sounds like they should be good!

There is a goals in Southampton. It's pretty big but the most expensive. Solid to predict Sheffield would be similar.

 

[Yurt]

I have no idea, same points per game but worse goal difference, #BTSPORT

Why are Madrid ahead of Juve? #Juved

 

[Wilbur]

Guys there's a Goals in North Cheam please just get the x26 from Heathrow into Sutton and then the 151

Why are Madrid ahead of Juve? #Juved

Well they do have a better goal difference :lol

 

[dc89]

I hope the Bayern defenders* get a good nighst sleep. He is coming

Spoiler

*I don't know their names - they are totally irrelevant to me.

 

[Salvadora]

We have our secret fan L1NNET. It's all good.

Plus Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oGi3BRinjM

 

[Broder Salsa]

Bud is actually Peter Molyneux.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Goals is good. Played there with a few mates and its better than the pitches at Concord.

Though I think Concord may be cheaper. Not sure, haven't played football there for a while. And we usually just jump over the fence lol.

Not played at Westfield so I'm not sure.

Cool. Westfield has an indoor pitch so if it is pissing it down maybe we could ditch our other reservation and play inside! They also have 6/7 a side pitches if there is too many of us to play 5-a-side. Good to see we have options!

There is a goals in Southampton. It's pretty big but the most expensive. Solid to predict Sheffield would be similar.

Good! I hope the pitches are good, I might even have to buy some new football trainers haha.

Guys there's a Goals in North Cheam please just get the x26 from Heathrow into Sutton and then the 151l

I'll pick you up you knob! Would your brother come?

 

[Wilbur]

might be dc's worst post ever

no funny face
no discernible level of skill
not a head on photo
entirely irrelevant to life

dc come on you were the chosen one it was said that you would destroy the sith, not join them bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness

 

[L1NETT]

We have our secret fan L1NNET. It's all good.

Pahhaa keep dreaming

 

[Wilbur]

I'll pick you up you knob! Would your brother come?

Yeah but be warned he won't remember who you are