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[Yurt]

Ugh, no surprise that you're a complete creeper.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

that came out of nowhere

 

[Batigol]

22 years old and here I am in mates house watching the Late Late Toy Show. Irish posters will know what I'm talking about.

Haha, recording it right now

 

[Broder Salsa]

i know them feels

Load of my second cousins and whatnot are insanely faf.

How about fat and Scottish at the same time? That is one half of mine.

 

[KidA Seven]

As per WhoScored.com, 42% of Manchester United’s attacks come down the right wing, 33% down the left, but just 25% from the centre (lowest in the Premier League).

David Moyes has always been an advocate of wing-play.

Last season, only 27% of Everton’s attacks were centrally originated, with only Sunderland and Reading faring worse in that segment. Moreover, in the 2010/11 term, Everton had the fewest proportion of attacks coming from the middle of the park (26%).

But while Moyes’ one-dimensional approach helped the Toffees to overachieve on a continual basis, at United, he needs a plan B as well.

Shifting play from flank to flank has made United predictable, especially taking into account the abject attacking displays of all the wing-men baring Patrice Evra and Adnan Januzaj.

However, is this wing-play emphasis by force or by choice?

Let’s analyze.

http://redmancunian.com/2013/11/29/uniteds-wing-play-force-choice/

 

[Wilbur]

No it's ephebophilia.

No it's not, that's exclusive attraction to that age. I'd fuck anyone that looks at least 17 and at most 51

Ugh, no surprise that you're a complete creeper.

One of thems 23. One of thems 43. One of them's legal soon and looks older. I will wait two months before texting her.

Please take your paedophile accusations elsewhere (Wenger)

 

[Broder Salsa]

dont worry guys, i have reported the creep to mumei already

 

[Wilbur]

i regret nothing

 

[Portugeezer]

 

[Broder Salsa]

i regret nothing

we just have this stuff in our community, this is a place where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation. this is not ok wilbury.

 

[Wilbur]

we just have this stuff in our community, this is a place where facts and evidence, presented within the confines of civil, inclusive discourse, prevail through careful moderation. this is not ok wilbury.

go marry a pig

 

[Salvadora]

Glad someone finally called Shelvey out.

 

[Clegg]

The Dunphy's mum in Modern Family is a complete ride.

 

[bud]

i have never been this horny in my life. this has been going on for a few months now.

i'm this ( [---] ) close to drilling a hole in the guitar and fucking it.

i'm 25. my diet isn't different from what used to be.

is this normal
this is normal right

 

[Wilbur]

Glad someone finally called Shelvey out.

It's a snowman

 

[Broder Salsa]

The Dunphy's mum in Modern Family is a complete ride.

She was even hotter in lost when she was paralyzed.

i have never been this horny in my life. this has been going on for a few months now.

i'm this ( [---] ) close to drilling a hole in the guitar and fucking it.

i'm 25. my diet isn't different from what used to be.

is this normal
this is normal right

Play a song for us bud.

 

[KidA Seven]

i have never been this horny in my life. this has been going on for a few months now.

i'm this ( [---] ) close to drilling a hole in the guitar and fucking it.

i'm 25. my diet isn't different from what used to be.

is this normal
this is normal right

Did you see that Rachel Riley video I posted? Watch for the last 1/3 of the video. I'm sorry, but this will not help you out. You have a problem and this video is going to make it worse for you.

 

[Wilbur]

i have never been this horny in my life. this has been going on for a few months now.

i'm this ( [---] ) close to drilling a hole in the guitar and fucking it.

i'm 25. my diet isn't different from what used to be.

is this normal
this is normal right

But what about the woman you told that thing to

Dead in the water?

 

[Freewheelin']

i have never been this horny in my life. this has been going on for a few months now.

i'm this ( [---] ) close to drilling a hole in the guitar and fucking it.

i'm 25. my diet isn't different from what used to be.

is this normal
this is normal right

probably

go see a penis doctor anyway

he/she might be able to help you with your horniness.

 

[Portugeezer]

i have never been this horny in my life. this has been going on for a few months now.

i'm this ( [---] ) close to drilling a hole in the guitar and fucking it.

i'm 25. my diet isn't different from what used to be.

is this normal
this is normal right

rub one out

 

[bud]

yeah, i saw it a while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K2So-0QvPA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_JUGZRhPDw

i want to suck on her puss and bumhole.

 

[Wilbur]

loooooooooooooooooooool

You edited it

 

[Broder Salsa]

yeah, i saw it a while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K2So-0QvPA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_JUGZRhPDw

i want to suck on her cunt and bumhole.

That guy got great glasses

 

[KidA Seven]

I'm so sorry Bud.

 

[dc89]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GWGghitjbI

She's split up from her husband too apparently...

 

[Yen]

22 years old and here I am in mates house watching the Late Late Toy Show. Irish posters will know what I'm talking about.

Honestly never watched it. Would though if there was a chance of like a Furby attacking Tubridy or Gay.

 

[rvy]

i have never been this horny in my life. this has been going on for a few months now.

i'm this ( [---] ) close to drilling a hole in the guitar and fucking it.

i'm 25. my diet isn't different from what used to be.

is this normal
this is normal right

Calm down bud.

 

[bud]

But what about the woman you told that thing to

Dead in the water?

it was never going anywhere. she's so bent on having a relationship.

i don't want to have a girlfriend
i just want to give a girl the d

i'm probably having sex with the ex-virgin next week, though.

but i want it now...

 

[Broder Salsa]

i'm probably having sex with the ex-virgin next week, though.

Ex-virgin?

 

[bud]

loooooooooooooooooooool

You edited it

stfu

I'm so sorry Bud.

fart directly into my urethra please

Calm down bud.

 

[Wilbur]

I haven't had sex since July

 

[Broder Salsa]

calm down bud

 

[rvy]

I haven't had sex since July

YOU HAVE HAD SEX?!

 

[bud]

Ex-virgin?

i took a woman's virginity. i genuinely feel blessed.

wanna fight?

 

[Wilbur]

YOU HAVE HAD SEX?!

Had a girlfriend for three and a half years baby

I've had lots of sex

I did get a handjob dressed as a nun on Halloween recently

 

[Messi]

Hey yo. If you are bored come watch me play Video games . I'm currently sucking at resogun. Or you know you could stay here and ignore me .

Yurt I demand your presence

http://www.twitch.tv/RemyWilde

Edit: I'm on an 8 year dry spell beat that. Well I do but you know

 

[Wilbur]

Hey yo. If you are bored come watch me play Video games . I'm currently sucking at resogun. Or you know you could stay here and ignore me .

Yurt I demand your presence

http://www.twitch.tv/RemyWilde

Myself and hombre are going in FIFA now punan

 

[rvy]

Had a girlfriend for three and a half years baby

I've had lots of sex

What is it like?

 

[bud]

calm down bud

oh god mental theo

are we going back to the 90s again

why not just go back to the 80s

the late 80s

but we all probably saw this video in the 90s

i have masturbated to it and so have you

and if you haven't then you're gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

http://www.nsfwyoutube.com/watch?v=Qh_lB4xHqWw

i want to stick her nipples in my dickhole

please

 

[Wilbur]

What is it like?

Like putting your pinky finger in cookie dough

 

[bud]

Hey yo. If you are bored come watch me play Video games . I'm currently sucking at resogun. Or you know you could stay here and ignore me .

Yurt I demand your presence

http://www.twitch.tv/RemyWilde

Edit: I'm on an 8 year dry spell beat that. Well I do but you know

haha, nice! i was about to ask one of you today if you could stream resogun.

gonna watch for a few minutes (don't want to get spoiled too much).

 

[Carbonox]

I haven't had sex since July

Same here but that was with a 50 year old who promised me pizza if I went back to her hotel room so I obliged.

 

[rvy]

Like putting your pinky finger in cookie dough

Interesting.

 

[Broder Salsa]

i took a woman's virginity. i genuinely feel blessed.

wanna fight?

No, I thought it was a born again virgin kind of thing. The only time I have taken the virginity of a girl was when I myself was a virgin. She kept saying it hurt and obviously I started getting bored as the penetration was very slow. But after about 2 min of only having been in and out a couple of times I started to wonder about other things, like how I could not wait for battlefield 2 to be released, the screenshots looked awesome. Eventually as she said "i think i'm good now" I woke up from this battlefield dream and prematurely ejaculated.

I was a bit drunk to be fair.

 

[spidye]

I remember being able to exploit that game so badly. My dad would set up tournaments with his friends and they would allow me to play and I would just beat them easily by being a dick doing the same thing every time.

which fifa was it where you could just punch the players and the keeper?

 

[Wilbur]

Same here but that was with a 50 year old who promised me pizza if I went back to her hotel room so I obliged.

Hahahahaha

What flavour

 

[bud]

Same here but that was with a 50 year old who promised me pizza if I went back to her hotel room so I obliged.

what is the oldest woman you've had sex with?

how/where do you meet them?

 

[KidA Seven]

Same here but that was with a 50 year old who promised me pizza if I went back to her hotel room so I obliged.

Avocado pizza?

 

[Wilbur]

Avocado pizza?

Fuck off

 

[Yurt]

♥

Hey yo. If you are bored come watch me play Video games . I'm currently sucking at resogun. Or you know you could stay here and ignore me .

Yurt I demand your presence

http://www.twitch.tv/RemyWilde

Edit: I'm on an 8 year dry spell beat that. Well I do but you know

Alright Messi! Even though I'm half asleep right now lol

 

[Clegg]

Sturridge has done his ligaments.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/nov/29/daniel-sturridge-injured-liverpool-hull