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Football Thread 13/14 |OT10| Silence of the Lambda
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KidA Seven
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i swear to god, my experience was roughly the same re. the bored bit. i remember fingering her thinking about how amazing the vagina feels. but during sex, i got bored after a while and actually, genuinely started thinking "i miss my own room..."
Pepperoni
The next morning when I woke up and threw up in my mouth, she went downstairs to get some smokes and I ran out of the fire escape. My mate bumped in to her since and she asks how I am. wtf
This 50 year old bit of pork is the oldest by a huge margin. She randomly came up to me in a night club while I was sitting down and started grinding on my neck. Took me to the dance floor and everyone else kinda stepped away, realising that some young 20 something chap was getting grinded on by a nan.
CLASSIC CARBO
Red Card Soccer.
Broder Salsa
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I'm sorry bud-chan I was 7 back then, It was all about Alizee a few years later
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE
Sleeplessnights
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Ligament damage too, could be a lengthy time out.
KidA Seven
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Time for Janko unchained.
Does he do his Carlton dance when he scores?
KidA Seven
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Ouch. At least they have Coutinho back now.
Your number 7 is already taken m8
Broder Salsa
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s'il vous plait comprendre
i'm talking to this woman who's 52.
she's older than me mum.
Broder Salsa
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Alright this is getting dangerous.
Sleeplessnights
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Is the legal age in England really 16? Too early imo
s'il vous plait comprendre
i'm talking to this woman who's 52.
she's older than me mum.
do it
do
it
smash her
then do the 52 year old
Seriously, since banging that old bag, I've barely looked at teens/20 somethings anymore. I always eye up the old ones now. I gotta go psychiatrist or summit.
Portugeezer
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Sleeplessnights
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we're all going down
KidA Seven
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awww lawd
Bud, I think you're doing too much.
Bud, I think you're doing too much.
we're all going down
She is beautiful. Top 6 material at least
awww lawd
Bud, I think you're doing too much.
Every time I got to the gym I see people going ten to the dozen on the cross trainer, so much the thing is wobbling. I do not understand.
Portugeezer
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They all have sex before that anyway.
Sleeplessnights
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Broder Salsa
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i'm talking to this woman who's 52.
she's older than me mum.
A friend of mine who is a bit mental has a thing for always going for older women. He convinced me to go to a club with him once, obviously got drunk while playing fifa first and then went out as the classy people we are, but we got to this place and there was a a woman who was no doubt well in her 50's and she fucking wanted cock.
Not even kidding if you neared the dance floor she would rub herself against you until you got skin burns Well we obviously thought it was hilarious so we played along with it, until I realized my friend actually really wanted to fuck her and he wanted me to join him, he always does for some reason. I politely refused but by this time she had also gotten the gist of what was going on and goes to try and kiss me, i made a violent movement away and not soon after left.
My friend claims to have banged her outside afterwards, I always wondered if I should have joined, it could have been fun. But then again, not sure if our friendship would be the same after crossing swords.
KidA Seven
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Sleeplessnights
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dc
I won't let you go down alone buddy
I won't let you go down alone buddy
FootballFan
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stop pls guys
Broder Salsa
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This will go down in history, under related articles on the Jonestown suicides wiki.
What do her feet look like?
KidA Seven
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ThreadlessNights
pls stop
pls stop
Broder Salsa
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You feet people are the worst.
KidA Seven
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