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[wedward]

Isn't that dangerous

I imagine it like one of those long balloons they use to make balloon animals being blown up.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Sturridge has done his ligaments.

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/nov/29/daniel-sturridge-injured-liverpool-hull

Fuck



160 miles away from PS4

Fuck



3 hour car trip took 6 hours because of traffic

Fuck



Ground for an hour in Pokemon without saving, thought the game would go into suspend mode when I put the console in Sleep mode. Thought wrong.

Fuck

 

[Lashley]

Forest fucked my acca before its even begun god damn

 

[kharma45]

Was in a hotel in town tonight for a quick bite and saw that my old school was having their formal there. Was all good having a look at some of the girls until I realised that I used to peer tutor some of the people walking in. Felt bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd7s2L_S0nY&feature=youtu.be

;_;

 

[Wilbur]

I imagine it like one of those long balloons they use to make balloon animals being blown up.

people always said it was weird to call it a blowjob because if you blow directly into the dickhole you could die

 

[wedward]

people always said it was weird to call it a blowjob because if you blow directly into the dickhole you could die

Same for the vagina I think? An air embolism.

 

[FootballFan]

people always said it was weird to call it a blowjob because if you blow directly into the dickhole you could die

 

[Batigol]

What if you blow into an asshole?

 

[Lashley]

hahahaha

 

[Wilbur]

What if you blow into an asshole?

nirvana

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Same for the vagina I think? An air embolism.

You should look up air inflation porn

 

[Batigol]

nirvana

I'll have to investigate this further

 

[bud]

 

[Batigol]

I just googled that.

He really shouldn't look it up. The fuck is wrong with people?

Is that where people orgasm by popping balloons?

 

[Anoesis]

 

[Broder Salsa]

this world wide web site is great, like some fucking alien imitating a human.


http://www.ulillillia.us/aboutme/majorissues.shtml

How often do you take showers? Once a day? Twice a day? Once every two days? How about 3 to 6 times a month? Lately, it's been just that. The reasons come down to these (in order of their impact with the worst on the top):

I'm always cold. The biggest reason is, when I'm done, I'm almost always cold for at least two hours after it and I hate it. When dry, I'm most comfortable from 75 to 77°F air temp (95% certain). When wet, this increases to 80 to 83°F or so (80% certain). When I get done with my shower, air conditioned rooms are my main enemy as 70°F, even when dry, is a bit chilly for me. I know because I have a thermometer.

"The odd exception, and somewhat rare, is when I sleep unusually little or sleep too much or my parents look around when I'm out shopping just to get groceries often forcing my sleep-wake cycle to advance. The chance is very high because I try to target the mid-range. I use the 25:40 method and literally calculate the expected time I'd be awake and use this as a base. 14 days would go by for me when 15 have actually gone by and this causes some confusion with my calculations as I often forget to include this. If only I never had to sleep...."

 

[Requeim]

What the...

It's like $80 NZ for the learners license, another $130 six months later for restricted, then another $110 six months later for full license.

So $320 total. Which is probably 160 pounds.

He's not wrong

From i started taking driving lessons until i was done and had my license in hand, i paid a bit over 1500 pounds. Passed all the tests on my first try as well.

Don't have a car though, it's just too fucking expensive in Denmark

 

[Broder Salsa]

illarramendi scored a great goal for his new club Inter in my Palermo save, won me the match! http://youtu.be/Bk1vW2TvvGw

He's not wrong

From i started taking driving lessons until i was done and had my license in hand, i paid a bit over 1500 pounds. Passed all the tests in my first try as well.

Don't have a car though, it's just too fucking expensive in Denmark

Always forget you're Danish too.

 

[Sviatoslav]

WTFeet has been going on the last couple of pages. Somebody pls bring back the international break so we won't be plagued with this flith.

 

[Wilbur]

WTFeet has been going on the last couple of pages. Somebody pls bring back the international break so we won't be plagued with this flith.

Football tomorrow, homie

 

[KidA Seven]

That was a good performance. I don't see why he didn't get more playing time or at least a start.

 

[Willkiller]

Me and Quiche playing Fifa:

http://www.twitch.tv/superwillkiller

 

[Sviatoslav]

Football tomorrow, homie

no good games though

 

[Wilbur]

no good games though

Villa - Sunderland, Cardiff - Arsenal, Newcastle - West Brom and Mainz - Dortmund are all well worth watching

 

[Sviatoslav]

Villa - Sunderland, Cardiff - Arsenal, Newcastle - West Brom and Mainz - Dortmund are all well worth watching

I'll watch these two because they'll be on the telly, but I won't be ecstatic about it.

 

[Wilbur]

I'll watch these two because they'll be on the telly, but I won't be ecstatic about it.

pls baby

Aaron Ramsey returning home to Manchester slayers Cardiff? Two of the PL's form teams up against each other, with no clean sheets in their last eleven meetings or something I'm sure I read?

You misunderestimate the powers of the Premier League

 

[Kassu]

Villa - Sunderland, Cardiff - Arsenal, Newcastle - West Brom and Mainz - Dortmund are all well worth watching

Cardiff - Arsenal will only be worth watching if we lose or if we score great goals. I think we can defend good enough to not let Cardiff score but we also might be too tired after our CL match to do anything great either. So most likely it will be a boring match.

Newcastle - West Brom might be a fun match to watch though. Seems like both teams could be strong enough to win it.

 

[Sviatoslav]

pls baby

Aaron Ramsey returning home to Manchester slayers Cardiff? Two of the PL's form teams up against each other, with no clean sheets in their last eleven meetings or something I'm sure I read?

You misunderestimate the powers of the Premier League

Wilbz pls. Newcastle-West Brom is an equivalent of an average Europa League match up in quality. England has too many teams, both Newcastle and West Brom are just mid-table, fill out the numbers teams. Compare to Russia, 16 teams teams, 6 European spots, 4 teams face relegation so we get to avoid these meaningless mid-table scraps for the most part. Real best league in the world.

 

[shortyme]

Me and Quiche playing Fifa:

http://www.twitch.tv/superwillkiller

My Friday is so dull I'm sitting here watching this. fml

 

[Messi]

My Friday is so dull I'm sitting here watching this. fml

So am I

 

[bud]

私は日本の読みなあ

私は不名誉だ

切腹は自分自身を償還する唯一の方法です。。。

 

[Batigol]

私は日本の読みなあ

私は不名誉だ

切腹は自分自身を償還する唯一の方法です。。。

讓在月球上飛

 

[Kikarian]

私は日本の読みなあ

私は不名誉だ

切腹は自分自身を償還する唯一の方法です。。。

What does it say?

 

[GorillaJu]

What does it say?

I am Japanese reading ah

I am dishonored

Seppuku is the sole way to make reparations to my own body

 

[IceCold]

.

 

[Salazar]

What does it say?

Looking Thoughtful While Not Achieving Anything At Work: Tips from Le Prof.

 

[GorillaJu]

Saw this on reddit, I don't know if it's real: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=25f_1243285844

CR7 at age 6. Fuckin beast.

Futsal seems like the best way to develop football skills (football field is better for vision and shot accuracy). Many top footballers have a background in it (Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar, Ronaldinho, etc.)

Yep. Futsal is big in Japan, and pretty much any country where footballers are known to be technically skillful. The ball is smaller and heavier, and there's much less space to operate in so it rewards players with better skill.

Or you could have my team that I coach where they just boot the ball away and when I yell at them for stopping play they cry and say "we aren't allowed to have fun!" (Only the French kids. Japanese kids never complain)

 

[Salazar]

It helps with defensive positioning, too. If you have a Titus Bramble level idea of where to be, a half decent futsal team will put dozens of goals on you.

 

[wedward]

Looking Thoughtful While Not Achieving Anything At Work: Tips from Le Prof.

I'll admit. This got me.

 

[GorillaJu]

If Yokohama F Marinos (my local team) win their game right now they'll be J League champions. And KidA will cry.

 

[Scum]

Moyes is going to cost AVB his job on Sunday. I can sense it.

 

[Lightning]

Moyes is going to cost AVB his job on Sunday. I can sense it.

If this happens Spurs are incredibly stupid. Spurs allowed AVB to spend near £100m on players over the summer. You don't do that and then sack the manager because of a few results. You're 2 points off the top 4 which is the objective. AVB just needs to change the way the team is set up so Spurs can score again.

 

[GorillaJu]

I'd love a nice high scoring draw, but its Spurs so I'm afraid it's just destined not to be entertaining.

 

[Scum]

Behave yourselves, lads.

If this happens Spurs are incredibly stupid. Spurs allowed AVB to spend near £100m on players over the summer. You don't do that and then sack the manager because of a few results. You're 2 points off the top 4 which is the objective. AVB just needs to change the way the team is set up so Spurs can score again.

To be honest, my beef is with the despondent midfield, especially Townsend. It disgusts me to see them so damn persistent in ignoring Soldado. Poor bugger deserves better. :<

I'd love a nice high scoring draw, but its Spurs so I'm afraid it's just destined not to be entertaining.

I've consigned myself to a loss. Pessimist all the way 'til the World Cup starts.

 

[GorillaJu]

Behave yourselves, lads.



To be honest, my beef is with the despondent midfield, especially Townsend. It disgusts me to see them so damn persistent in ignoring Soldado. Poor bugger deserves better. :<



I've consigned myself to a loss. Pessimist all the way 'til the World Cup starts.

I'd countenance a Spurs victory because it's Man Utd and I want a repeat of that earth-shattering air punch AVB made after the 3-2 win at Old Trafford.

Also, Wooden I feel like I could kiss you, Dybala scored an incredible brace against Tottenham to take my Derby team well out of the drop zone. Somehow you're responsible.

 

[TheLucifer]

Guys, Bioshock Infinite for 7,49 euros. Yes or no?

 

[Blablurn]

Guys, Bioshock Infinite for 7,49 euros. Yes or no?

Yes

 

[panty]

Saw this on reddit, I don't know if it's real: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=25f_1243285844

CR7 at age 6. Fuckin beast.

Futsal seems like the best way to develop football skills (football field is better for vision and shot accuracy). Many top footballers have a background in it (Cristiano Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar, Ronaldinho, etc.)

The footage looks too new but I dunno. The kid is really good. Don't know how active Ronnie is on twitter but someone should tweet that to him and ask.

 

[dc89]

Guys, Bioshock Infinite for 7,49 euros. Yes or no?

Evrytiem

 

[Meier]

Guys, Bioshock Infinite for 7,49 euros. Yes or no?

It isn't particularly good past the first 40 mins or so but that's cheap as hell. Can't go wrong at that price.