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[Randdalf]

there was only juan way this night could end

 

[Yurt]

Tell my family I want to be cremated

I'll smoke your ashes Bacon <3

 

[pulga]

oh my god i missed another manchester united circus fun time?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Fergie]

How the fuck is the confidence still so low?

What the fuck is Moyes doing behind the scenes.

I can't anymore.

 

[José Mourinho]

I love Mata but he's pretty poor at pens, so United haven't got anything there.

 

[Walshy]

I just cant believe those penalties from United.

Welbecks was the worst.

 

[Mr Cola]

The most surprising thing about this season is how fucking predictable it is

Everyone knew Wellbeck and Jones would miss, Adnan, young lad, first penalties in a big game, you cant ask anything more of him. But Wellbeck you are paid to score and you dont score, you seldom ever reach the target. Jones, what in gods name are you?

 

[didamangi]

Shitty match, shitty goals, shitty penalties. Saved by Ray Hudson commentaries.

 

[Barzul]

Moyes

 

[Sviatoslav]

Is Sunderland assured Europa League now?

 

[TrueBlue]

Still time to back out Juan

 

[Kikarian]

Shocking.

 

[Jamie OD]

I cannot process what just happened. How? How could a penalty shootout be that shit?

 

[Stubo]

ONE OUT OF FIVE?!

 

[Carbonox]

moyes is cruising for a bruising

 

[K1LLER7]

Congrats Hixx


Now interview Moyes about Mataaaaaa

 

[lensoftruth]

FFS, Wanted to play United in the final, we always lose to Sunderland too!

 

[GQman2121]

Moyes post interview should be very interesting. It'll boil down to, yeah, we've gone out, but we've also locked up Juan Mata so it's not all bad.

 

[Mangoverboard]

Oh my god, United are going to make Mata shit aren't they?

 

[Superman]

Congrats Hixx


Now interview Moyes about Mataaaaaa

Only reason I'm still tuning in.

 

[Yurt]

Welbeck's penalty was the worst football kick I have ever seen

 

[Tambini]

hahaha

 

[Ashes]

1 out of 5 from yards away.

Kagawa should had stayed on. Welbeck. He just had one of those days.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Oh my god, United are going to make Mata shit aren't they?

He'll meet the same fate as Kagawa

 

[FuturusX]

Told you Sunderland would sneak it. Penalties are about the mind. You have to believe you'll score.

Rooney and RVP better get better soon.

 

[Carbonox]

Told you Sunderland would sneak it. Penalties are about the mind. You have to believe you'll score.

Rooney and RVP better get better soon.

They're gonna fake being injured until the Summer now so they can join the Sunderland revolution.

 

[dc89]

:lol :lol

Maybe we'll finally remember how to beat Sunderland. How disappointing would it be to lose another cup game?!

Well we finally remembered how to beat Stoke to win a trophy. We can remember to beat Sunderland too.

I think we're in the trusty home dressing room at Wembley.

 

[KidA Seven]

This is the Moyes era.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

 

[Perfect Blue]

Between the Mata transfer and United/Sunderland shenanigans, today has been an entertaining day

 

[Tim the Wiz]

How the fuck is the confidence still so low?

What the fuck is Moyes doing behind the scenes.

I can't anymore.

You just had to look at his body language before the shoot-out. He doesn't exactly ooze confidence.

 

[Into]

oh my god i missed another manchester united circus fun time?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

You can recreate the moments!

Boot up Fifa, lower every United and Sunderland player to 1 in every stat, then go to penalties and shoot them blind folded, controlling the gamepad with your feet.

 

[Star Falcon]

So good.

 

[doicare]

Ah yes another game that comes down to United being fucked over by injuries, hitting the post and then over the space of 120 minutes Sunderland managing a stunning ONE shot on target which of course they score from. And then finally when it comes down to penalties all of United's best penalty takers are out injured, yep golf clap Sunderland, you really deserved that and the countless posts on this forum from 'real' football fans trolling United are totally deserved as well.

 

[Kyoufu]

Moyes deserves to be knighted for this.

Man Utd are the new Lolerpool.

 

[Simzyy]

I never post in this thread, but I had to come by just to say to all the Utd fans...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thank you for brightening up my day yet again this season.

 

[Leg-End]

Even as a United fan I'm not mad about it anymore, Moyes has albatross around his neck who shat on an elders grass and has been doomed to fail until the end of time.

 

[Jarnet87]

That was worse then the shootout debacle against Everton in the FA Cup Semis a few years back, and that was a new a low for penalty kicks.

We shouldn't of even been in extra time, but Moyes and his mid table tactics keep us from ever moving forward.

 

[Antti]

To be honest, Januzaj, while being one of our top players, was pretty rubbish today. Tons of ill-advised decisions in key chances. Way too selfish most of the time. Hernandez was even worse, though.

My MoM from ManU was Smalling. He had a solid game aside from a couple of gaffes.

 

[yellow submarine]

Lawl, Fletcher just barely came back from being in the hospital and he's the only one who scored. What a fuckin disgrace.

Drogba-disgrace.gif

 

[Fergie]

Congrats Hixx


Now interview Moyes about Mataaaaaa

"Mata has expressed he has changed his mind".

 

[Mangoverboard]

Ah yes another game that comes down to United being fucked over by injuries, hitting the post and then over the space of 120 minutes Sunderland managing a stunning ONE shot on target which of course they score from. And then finally when it comes down to penalties all of United's best penalty takers are out injured, yep golf clap Sunderland, you really deserved that and the countless posts on this form from 'real' football fans trolling United are totally deserved as well.

#PluckyUnderdogUnited

 

[dc89]

That was a penalty shoot out that decided if United were in 'crisis' or not.

 

[TheLucifer]

Those penalties saved my evening. An amazing show, definitely better than the Milan crap.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Oh my god, United are going to make Mata shit aren't they?

Mata's been fairly shit this season already. He'll fit right in.

 

[lensoftruth]

Oh my god, United are going to make Mata shit aren't they?

Hope not, United have been a joy to watch over the years, I want them back so we can spank them blue.

 

[L1NETT]

Repeating Lambda here, but ignore that rubbish please.

--

Sunderland to do a Wigan? Personally think City are far too strong

 

[Stubo]

Any united fan saying we don't deserve this needs to take a look at themselves, and at our team. We did not deserve to win that game.

Good luck to Sunderland, I know who I'm behind for the final.

Edit: Just noticed the BBC text for the shootout:

Penalty missed! Bad penalty by Craig Gardner (Sunderland) right footed shot is just a bit too high. Craig Gardner should be disappointed.
Penalty missed! Bad penalty by Danny Welbeck (Manchester United) right footed shot is too high. Danny Welbeck should be disappointed.
Penalty saved! Steven Fletcher (Sunderland) fails to capitalise on this great opportunity, left footed shot saved in the bottom left corner.
Goal! Manchester United 2(1), Sunderland 1. Darren Fletcher (Manchester United) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.
Goal! Manchester United 2(1), Sunderland 1(1). Marcos Alonso (Sunderland) converts the penalty with a left footed shot to the bottom right corner.
Penalty saved! Adnan Januzaj (Manchester United) fails to capitalise on this great opportunity, left footed shot saved in the centre of the goal.
Goal! Manchester United 2(1), Sunderland 1(2). Ki Sung-Yueng (Sunderland) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom right corner.
Penalty missed! Bad penalty by Phil Jones (Manchester United) right footed shot is too high. Phil Jones should be disappointed.
Penalty saved! Adam Johnson (Sunderland) fails to capitalise on this great opportunity, left footed shot saved in the centre of the goal.
Penalty saved! Rafael (Manchester United) fails to capitalise on this great opportunity, right footed shot saved in the bottom left corner.

So much 'bad penalty', so much 'should be disappointed'.

 

[Clegg]

Worst thing is, I'm not even surprised.

We fucking scored with 90 seconds left, but played pish for the preceding 120 minutes. Players and management deserve slaps.

 

[dc89]

From home, I'm sure I just heard a car do a handbrake turn on the M60.