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Salah and Mata.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

His leaving leaving letter. I weep!

As I was reading it I got a sinking feeling in my stomach and just felt like shit. Really going to miss him.

 

[Zabojnik]

Infamous & Driveclub if you just mean PS4 exclusives.

Console exclusives included. Thief is PC too, so Infamous, Drive Club ... what else?

 

[kharma45]

As I was reading it I got a sinking feeling in my stomach and just felt like shit. Really going to miss him.

You deserve it.

 

[José Mourinho]

As I was reading it I got a sinking feeling in my stomach and just felt like shit. Really going to miss him.

Hypocritical football fan I am, had he of been coming the other way and had written a heartfelt letter about United and the fans I'd be a bit miffed and think he'd be better forgetting about them and concern himself with us. Fandom is funny.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Hypocritical football fan I am, had he of been coming the other way and had written a heartfelt letter about United and the fans I'd be a bit miffed and think he'd be better forgetting about them and concern himself with us. Fandom is funny.

I'm glad his last goal was a sweet goal against Arsenal though! I hope the fans don't boo him and I hope he doesn't celebrate when he inevitable scores against us!

 

[K1LLER7]

Don't worry Chelsea-Gaf, we'll make sure to include him in our pre-match formations.

 

[José Mourinho]

I'm glad his last goal was a sweet goal against Arsenal though! I hope the fans don't boo him and I hope he doesn't celebrate when he inevitable scores against us!

Don't think he'd be the type to celebrate against us. I'd also like to think when he makes a return we'd give him a good reception, at least the once, on account of the fact that we never got to give him a farewell off the pitch.

 

[Kikarian]

Still can't quite believe we've signed Juan Mata. He isn't even a player that played in a priority position for us. We would've eventually needed to buy a quality attacking midfielder, but central midfield and left back are more pressing concerns.

Whatever the case, he'll certainly help us create more chances which is something we could do with.

Same here. It's just weird to think we have Juan Fucking Mata.

 

[Showaddy]

Console exclusives included. Thief is PC too, so Infamous, Drive Club ... what else?

Destiny seems like another big one coming out soon. Watch Dogs & The Order: 1866 could be out around September.

Pretty lean mid-year for the next gen consoles if I'm honest.

 

[Zabojnik]

Destiny seems like another big one coming out soon. Watch Dogs & The Order: 1866 could be out around September.

Pretty lean mid-year for the next gen consoles if I'm honest.

Yeah, which is why I think I'll hold out until summer with my PS4 purchase. I'm only really interested in Infamous and even that can wait.

 

[Yen]

The Wolf of Wall Street was fantastic, brilliant performance from Leo. I don't feel the complaints about the length: I was enthralled, amused and entertained throughout.

I still think the male acting awards should go to the 12 Years guys, maybe because if the seriousness of the themes.

 

[GQman2121]

Just finished Arkham Origins. Pretty lackluster effort and technically a mess in a lot of areas. I love the first two Arkham games, but this one just didn't do it for me. Way too much backtracking across the connecting bridge that separated the Akrham City section and the new area. Decent boss battles though.

 

[Kikarian]

"ITS HARD TO BELIEVE WE'VE SPENT DOUGH
JUAN MATA YA KNOWWW"

 

[Kyoufu]

"ITS HARD TO BELIEVE WE'VE SPENT DOUGH
JUAN MATA YA KNOWWW"

Any chant with "ya know" in it makes me cringe so hard.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Any chant with "ya know" in it makes me cringe so hard.

Your u18s and 16s best us yday.

 

[Kikarian]

Any chant with "ya know" in it makes me cringe so hard.

It get's overused by all clubs since we sang it in the Carrick chant.

Spoiler

Just like most of our chants get robbed

Made me laugh though.

 

[pulga]

Hmm I am lost/confused here haha, do you mean with Afellay? in the game against Malaga? The Rosell/Neymar situation?

Afellay will stay, we will beat Malaga and the Neymar thing is over.

hahah says who? you? new president is gonna get slammed with the lawsuit now. far from over, cooking the books is a very serious offense.

 

[qindarka]

Wonder what we'll do with the cash in hand now. Shaw and Zouma would be good for the future but I don't think they can really help us much this season, especially Zouma.

Thought that a striker could wait until the summer but I kinda want one now.

 

[Lightning]

Wonder what we'll do with the cash in hand now. Shaw and Zouma would be good for the future but I don't think they can really help us much this season, especially Zouma.

Thought that a striker could wait until the summer but I kinda want one now.

We all want a striker now but we can we get one from? None are available and this late in the window unless negotiations have already started different to complete any deal.

 

[qindarka]

Oh well, have to rely on Eto'o then, who now has a pretty respectable scoring rate.

6 in 12 (league) and 8 in 17 (all comps) isn't all bad, considering a fair few were as a sub.

I hope Falcao's injury doesn't bump up the price of other elite strikers in the summer.

 

[Sviatoslav]

We all want a striker now but we can we get one from? None are available and this late in the window unless negotiations have already started different to complete any deal.

You know you can't resist

 

[Timurid]

You know you can't resist

He celebrated after his pen against Pescara. :lol :lol :lol

 

[Steverulez]

Wonder what we'll do with the cash in hand now. Shaw and Zouma would be good for the future but I don't think they can really help us much this season, especially Zouma.

Thought that a striker could wait until the summer but I kinda want one now.

Mandzukic apparently fell out with Pep. Get him in and ship out Ba?

 

[GorillaJu]

Saw that Oviedo had a really bad leg break. Sounds awful.

 

[tri_willy]

still laughing @ wooden for losing the plot over mata hahahaha

 

[Mr Cola]

Listening to the Moyes interview again, I think Mata is certain for the bench on tuesday, he keeps referring to him as "Close to fit" and "sure hell be involved".

Honestly im giddy with excitement

 

[GorillaJu]

still laughing @ wooden for losing the plot over mata hahahaha

I'm fucking rolling. Love that cunt - we need him back ASAP (along with the others)

Also need United to lose to Cardiff. Would be a dream start for the new Man U

 

[Fry]

still laughing @ wooden for losing the plot over mata hahahaha

Where?

 

[Showaddy]

Saw that Oviedo had a really bad leg break. Sounds awful.

Read that as Osvaldo for a second, thought a few of the Southampton players had taken a bat to him in retaliation or something...

 

[LegoArmo]

I'm delirious from some kind of cold, listening to The O.C. theme song and thinking about leaving to California in the morning.

I've never seen the show, and I have no money, but let me have my moment.

 

[GorillaJu]

I'm delirious from some kind of cold, listening to The O.C. theme song and thinking about leaving to California in the morning.

I've never seen the show, and I have no money, but let me have my moment.

as someone who was born in Orange County I can tell you it's not all that.

 

[Freewheelin']

Where?

He posted it on whatsapp and twitter earlier

 

[Clegg]

Is it the one where he's crying on the toilet?

 

[wedward]

Arse-Gaf, if we get Draxler this week what happens with the striker situation?

Try and go after someone this summer? Who is a real possibility? I think Bendtner will be leaving so we definitely need another striker.

 

[Randdalf]

Arse-Gaf, if we get Draxler this week what happens with the striker situation?

Try and go after someone this summer? Who is a real possibility? I think Bendtner will be leaving so we definitely need another striker.

Remember that the World Cup is in the summer, which tends to bring certain players to the fore and increase or decrease interest in them.

 

[Lightning]

Arse-Gaf, if we get Draxler this week what happens with the striker situation?

Try and go after someone this summer? Who is a real possibility? I think Bendtner will be leaving so we definitely need another striker.

Another striker will need to come in. Bendtner and Sanogo are a joke.

Even if we get Draxler though, don't expect much from him straight away. He hasn't played for 7 weeks. He will need to get fitness and everything back.

 

[Carbonox]

my best friends girlfriend wants a threesome with me and him and he doesn't know even know she's been asking me






what do i do






pls halp

 

[Clegg]

You don't do it coz things would get fucking weird after that. Imagine if your balls touched mid coitus?

 

[LegoArmo]

You sleep with her behind his back, tell her 3's a crowd.

 

[Scum]

my best friends girlfriend wants a threesome with me and him and he doesn't know even know she's been asking me






what do i do






pls halp

 

[Carbonox]

she drank a fair bit tonight so i called her bluff






she's absolutely srs



pulga pls you're a serious chap surely you can advise you ronaldope

 

[Sviatoslav]

You don't do it coz things would get fucking weird after that. Imagine if your balls touched mid coitus?

Cleff pls, you haven't thought this through. You could arrange things so the two ballsacks are about one body length apart.

 

[TrueBlue]

*reads Juan's goodbye letter*

A proper gent and a fantastic player. Wish him all the best. Treat him well, United-GAF.

 

[Clegg]

Cleff pls, you haven't thought this through. You could arrange things so the two ballsacks are about one body length apart.

What if she wants dp?

What then?

 

[Sviatoslav]

What if she wants dp?

What then?

Isn't the other arrangement still technically dp? Three orifices>choose two=double penetration. No?

 

[LegoArmo]

If her boyfriend doesn't know she's asking, he's never going to agree to it, and he's going to think you're weird when he finds out you said yes.

You need to just convince her to shag you, shouldn't be too hard, and you can make new friends after. You're welcome.

 

[Meier]

From the Mail. Interesting stuff.

Chelsea’s pursuit of Basle winger Mohamed Salah will end up costing the club £20million — a sizeable chunk of the money they will receive from Juan Mata’s sale to Manchester United.

Liverpool increased their offer for Salah to £18.5m late last week when they became aware of Chelsea’s interest, with £13.5m due to be paid as an straight down-payment and £5m in bonuses.

But Chelsea, flush with £37m from agreeing to sell Mata to United, were able to gazump the Merseysiders again, in similar circumstances to snatching Willian from Tottenham in the last transfer window.

 

[Sviatoslav]

20 million pounds for Salah? That's more than Santos got for Neymar.

 

[Lambda Pie]

20 million pounds for Salah? That's more than Santos got for Neymar.

half of that is for his parents.