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[tri_willy]

Not gonna lie, I laughed hard.

#big #....

 

[dc89]

New Gunnerblog video for transfer deadline day!!!!

:looooooool amazing.

Speaking of transfers. Come on Txiki, just sign these two Porto players. Pay whatever it takes, pay £80m if you need to. The reaction of the spreadsheet warriors obsessed with our finances will be worth it.

 

[Salazar]

Speak of transfers. Come on Txiki, just sign these two Porto players.

Nobody catches the eye in your vaunted youth setup ?

 

[subtles]

:lol

I noticed the mascot on the far right glance to his side.

That just killed me :lol

 

[Nyx]

The Villa want Jens Toornstra supposedly.

Please don't, at least not today, come back in the summer.

Would be a good signing though I think, great box to box midfielder with the stamina of 2 horses and a wonderful free kick.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

It will be funny if Chelsea and city sign more players than united.

 

[FootballFan]

Rondon only cost us 14 million euros. That's very reasonable by our standards. Gazprom is learning!

Zenit signed Rondon?

 

[qindarka]

Just remember that it's never too late to make Mata happy by buying Torres. Or getting Africa nations talent of the year 2002, john obi Mikel.

We need Mikel, at least for the moment.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Zenit signed Rondon?

Yup. He's having his medical right now. Not cup-tied either so Dortmund are #dead.

Hulk and Rondon will be the new Hulk and Falcao.

 

[brokenbeans]

It will be funny if Chelsea and city sign more players than united.

And neither of them will sign a player better than Mata so no fucks given.

 

[FootballFan]

Yup. He's having his medical right now. Not cup-tied either so Dortmund are #dead.

Hulk and Rondon will be the new Hulk and Falcao.

lol. Still remember telling Andres that Rondon will shit on his dreams. He laughed, but Rondon laughed last.

 

[Sviatoslav]

lol. Still remember telling Andres that Rondon will shit on his dreams. He laughed, but Rondon laughed last.

I brought that same thing up earlier when nobody seemed to care about our Rondon signing. Rondon will shit on all those non-believers.

 

[brokenbeans]

This is the best the Sun could do...

United boss David Moyes is planning a late move for Andros Townsend.

Imagine trying to negotiate with Levy on the last day for him.

 

[bjaelke]

Should have signed kvist while you could.

 

[FootballFan]

Just sold Knack for 55$



Gonna miss it.

Knack 2 - Day one. GotY

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Just sold Knack for 55$



Gonna miss it.

Knack 2 - Day one. GotY

ACIV>Pokemon>Haze>Knack

 

[dc89]

Nobody catches the eye in your vaunted youth setup ?

Not in those positions. The only ones who could make the first team are Lopes and Rekik.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Oh shit it is deadline day.

So glad that Arsenal aren't gonna actually buy someone that strengthens our team during the final stretch of the title race. That would make toooooooo much sense and get all our tiny red and white hopes up, before the implosion between champions league defeats.

 

[FootballFan]

ACIV>Pokemon>Haze>Knack

Pokemon > Knack > Haze > AC*insert any number* > David Cage

 

[brokenbeans]

Why is it I have to work on a day like this?

Not much to do either may ask if I can drop a few hours.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Pokemon > Knack > Haze > AC*insert any number* > David Cage

Fuck yow, copcake

 

[Salazar]

Moyes presser at 12:30

Watch for the subtle hints about CR7 comin back in the summer

 

[Jack cw]

Moyes presser at 12:30

Watch for the subtle hints about CR7 comin back in the summer

Is this a regular presser?

 

[Salazar]

Is this a regular presser?

Aye. We "play" Stoke on Saturday.

 

[Nyx]

Utrecht about to sign French defender Matthieu Delpierre from Hoffenheim.

Bundesliga-GAF : Is he still fit? Good enough for the Eredivisie ? (probably lol)

 

[Sviatoslav]

In Russia they're claiming that Dortmund wanted Rondon too but we outbid them. Fuck off, Milch!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Utrecht about to sign French defender Matthieu Delpierre from Hoffenheim.

Bundesliga-GAF : Is he still fit? Good enough for the Eredivisie ? (probably lol)

Has he ever successfully tackled someone? Headed a ball? Can he kick a ball more than 30 yards without it touching the ground.

If the answer to at least 2 of those questions is yes, he's good enough for Eredivisie

 

[Nyx]

Has he ever successfully tackled someone? Headed a ball? Can he kick a ball more than 30 yards without it touching the ground.

If the answer to at least 2 of those questions is yes, he's good enough for Eredivisie

Hahaha, I laugh but cry inside because it's true.

 

[Jack cw]

Aye. We "play" Stoke on Saturday.

Thx. So, no Kroos in winter I guess.

Utrecht about to sign French defender Matthieu Delpierre from Hoffenheim.

Bundesliga-GAF : Is he still fit? Good enough for the Eredivisie ? (probably lol)

He was actually pretty good a few years ago but had many injuries since then and isnt exactly starter at Hoffenheim. I guess he could be solid in Eredivise if he avaoids injuries.

 

[KidA Seven]

Moyes presser at 12:30

Watch for the subtle hints about CR7 comin back in the summer

Does that mean Lambda would start to like us?

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Has he ever successfully tackled someone? Headed a ball? Can he kick a ball more than 30 yards without it touching the ground.

If the answer to at least 2 of those questions is yes, he's good enough for Eredivisie

Haha top form

 

[Nyx]

Thx. So, no Kroos in winter I guess.

He was actually pretty good a few years ago but had many injuries since then and isnt exactly starter at Hoffenheim. I guess he could be solid in Eredivise if he avaoids injuries.

A club like Utrecht can never buy those kind of players if there's not a history of injuries it seems. It's always a gamble.

Anyway I see on the German ''transfermarkt'' site he has a suspension till June 2014, what is that?

 

[Salazar]

Does that mean Lambda would start to like us?

To paraphrase Alexei Sayle, there are two Lambdas

and they're both shite

 

[Blablurn]

Today is Dortmund day!

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

A question for Villa fans. I'm considering putting Benteke into my fantasy football team for Lukaku because he has scored 3 in a row. Is he back to his best or his he just getting on the end of chances?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

T-t-t-transfer deadline day!

 

[pappe]

Transfer deadline day.

Will tonight today the transfer dead line day of past summer. The impostors, late bids for Khedira and Fax machine fucking up so we cant bid for players?

 

[Sviatoslav]

T-t-t-transfer deadline day!

Only for second rate leagues.

 

[Pizza con salsiccia]

Isn't Khedira injured ?

 

[confuziz]

Has he ever successfully tackled someone? Headed a ball? Can he kick a ball more than 30 yards without it touching the ground.

If the answer to at least 2 of those questions is yes, he's good enough for Eredivisie

They should send RvP, Anita, Tioté, Vermaelen, Vertonghen, Suarez, Eriksen, Vlaar, Bacuna, El Ahmadi, Vorm, de Guzman, Bony and Fer back to the Eredivisie as well, because they suck too.

 

[Pizza con salsiccia]

Shit... who supports Newcastle here ?

I'd like to know how Obertan's doing :lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Moyes:"I only have to offer 30m for him since he's injured. What a bargain!"

The only thing more stupid than man Utd offering that much for him, was Madrid turning it down.

Bank de la Espana can't have been too happy about that.

 

[FootballFan]

Only for second rate leagues.

Speaking of second rate leagues, who's watching Melbourne Hearts vs Sydney ? Kewell vs Del Piero.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

They should send Anita, Tioté, Vermaelen, Vlaar, Bacuna, El Ahmadi and Fer back to the Eredivisie as well, because they suck too.

Yes. Yes they should, and yes they do.

 

[Jack cw]

Today is Dortmund day!

The odds are that Braunschweig is gonna win. Klopp pls.

 

[bjaelke]

Matt Spiro @mattspiro
Sherwood didn't even know Capoue's position, report L'Equipe. Capoue: 'Im not surprised. The English dont know much about foreigner players'

Doubt this will end well.

 

[Billy Big Bollocks]

Rio FerdinandVerified account ‏@rioferdy5

#TransferDeadlineDay my phones hot!!! I'm listening, watching, reading all day to keep up to date with all the news/gossip!!

For you here who are not used to the type of slang language Rio uses "hot" in this context means stolen and wanted by the police

 

[Salazar]

Thinking of u in this emotionally difficult time, Clegg

 

[FootballFan]

Melbourne getting Ovrebo'd here.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Thinking of u in this emotionally difficult time, Clegg

:lol

Bombasted.