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[Mr Cola]

Keep Crossing United. This has to be about 30 attempted so far. Is there no Plan B?

Plan B is bring Hernandez on for RvP and Adnan on for Mata, then keep crossing

That is literally what we do

 

[Fergie]

@Squawka: Man Utd cross count: 39. THIRTY NINE. On the opening day of the season against Swansea they made just 11 crosses and won 4-1. Moyes' style?

/dead

 

[GHG]

I can predict every next ball that Man United play.

If in centre, pass to sideways towards byline.

If at byline, get ball onto stronger foot and cross.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

/dead

 

[pulga]

If Adnan or Kagawa aren't starting the second half, there's no hope for the slug

pussy manager like this won't get you anywhere

 

[yellow submarine]

This reminds me, I need to check what Evil Kagawa is saying, this has gotta be gold tier material for him.

 

[Splatt]

This is just depressing to watch.

Offer Hodgson the job.

 

[Oxx]

They must have a bet on breaking the record for number of crosses in a game.

 

[GHG]

Mata.

It's sad seeing you reduced to this.

Jurassic park.

 

[K1LLER7]

Young through....Crosses the ball.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Wow terrible counter attacking. Fuck off Young.

 

[tri_willy]

gotta hand it to man utd, their determination is so good, when it comes to crossing

 

[Superman]

Moyes. What have you done to our beautiful club.

 

[bud]

i genuinely have to laugh out loud every time united put in another cross.

this is incredible.

 

[WJD]

We're a parody.

 

[Rad-]

Oh god dammit Young. Should have done better there.

 

[Freewheelin']

can't the united players do 1-2s

 

[Batigol]

Keep Crossing United. This has to be about 30+ attempted so far. Is there no Plan B?

It's hilarious

They're gonna keep crossing until it eventually works

Completely out of his depth Moyes is

 

[Mr Cola]

A premier league winger for the champions has a free cross

And he does that

HE DOES THAT

why do people keep questioning us on here when we sigh when Young is picked? You guys have to realise this is every week when he plays, every single fucking week, even when he scored that wonder strike he spent the game doing shitty balls.

 

[Wilbur]

Can't get worse than this, can it?

Awful tactics that the manager advocates and the players follow to a tee, none of them seeing that anything should be changed on the fly.

 

[Draconian]

Maybe if United have enough crosses, they'll luck their way into a goal.

 

[kharma45]

I am very cross.

 

[GHG]

Richardson is shite.

 

[pappe]

Just got in.

Fuck Moyes Fuck him till he is dead.

I dont want to hear it. Our team is not this bad!!!

 

[Tc91]

He has to go, I'm sorry but what a colossal fuck up it was letting Fergie choose our manager.

 

[WJD]

Maybe if United have enough crosses, they'll luck their way into a goal.

Broken clock syndrome.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Chelsea the little horse, Liverpool the foal, United the donkey.

 

[José Mourinho]

Did somebody say cross?

 

[Kill Your Masters]

I've heard after 50 crosses you get +1 on the score line, 75 +2. Just a few more.

 

[The Atticus]

Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father. Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. You want to work here, win. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cock-sucker. You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get in a derby. If you don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight, the players you got, win the game by three clear goals. Tonight. In one half. Can you? Can you?

   Go and do likewise. Get mad you son-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You know what it takes to win the league? It takes brass balls to win the league. Go and do likewise, cunt. The glory's out there, you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. You want to go out to that dugout tonight and win, win, it's yours, if not, you're going to be shining the others' boots. And you know what you'll be saying. A fat loser sitting around in a bar: ''Oh yeah, I used to be a manager. It's a tough racket.''

   This is Juan Mata. And to give him to you, he's gold. And you don't get him. Why? Because to give him to you is just throwing him away. He's for winners.  I'd wish you good luck, but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal: Why am you still here? You're still here because Sir Alex asked me to keep you around, he asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fuckin' ass because a loser is a loser.

 

[FuturusX]

Mata is like the most delicious European chocolate that has fallen into a pile of shit. Ruined.

 

[bud]

if united make it to fifty crosses in one half, they'll be granted an automatic goal.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Look at Mata pussying out of that duel. A man with no spine or fighting spirit, he's perfect for United.

 

[Mr Cola]

3 attempts on goal, Fulham have had 2

The fuck is this

 

[Dark Machine]

6 more years United. 6 more years.

 

[Superman]

Not even Doicare can defend this abysmal performance.

 

[John Dunbar]

pretty good half from united, just needs to cross more.

 

[Freewheelin']

I am very cross.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

We got Mata and we still can't stop crossing. FUCK. this one dimensional bull shit pisses me off

 

[Wilbur]

I honestly don't get why Carrick keeps passing to Young. Just fucking stop it Michael. It is doing nothing. Use your fucking brain.

I blame all of those on the pitch just as much as Moyes for following his shitty tactics so much.

 

[pulga]

Football Thread |OT15| Cross my heart and hope to score

 

[GHG]

Vidic is dead. Dead.

I wish we had pace to exploit this Man United team on Wednesday.

Instead it will be cross cross cross vs pass pass pass.

 

[Oxx]

Blame Giggs.

 

[TrueBlue]

I am very cross.

:lol

 

[Meier]

Nice tracking back by Rooney. Looks like he is going bald again at the top. Poor dude.. it will never stick.

I am very cross.

Clever.

 

[Labadal]

Fuck Man Utd. Put Rooney as my FF captain. Now I have to watch the damn game.

 

[Broder Salsa]

We got Mata and we still can't stop crossing. FUCK. this one dimensional bull shit pisses me off

Mata isn't really a fantastic crosser, I mean he's good enough, but his strength is obviously his trough balls.

 

[Hixx]

I wish I could enjoy this but ffs you are playing Fulham you useless cunt.

Please sack him at half time. Pls.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I think it might be time for Moyes to go.

 

[bud]

in my football-watching career that spans almost twenty years, i don't think i've ever seen anything like this.

i'm genuinely not joking.