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[Scum]

@footballfactman: Its worth noting that fulham have been one of the best defenders of crosses from wide positions all yr

 

[Broder Salsa]

Hangeland and Burn are both fucking huge and can easily dominate the air. Play quickly around them though and... yeah.

He's a hairy cunt.

Please I only do it to compensate, I know I will be going bald too looking at my dad.

 

[GQman2121]

He's a hairy cunt.

It's in his genes.

 

[Fry]

http://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/latest-news/154949-hollywood-star-joins-praise-for-5-1-rout

Dat Samuel L Jackson.

 

[Fernando Fernandez]

 

[Mastadon]

Brilliant :lol

 

[Scum]

How long is Lukaku out for?

 

[Blablurn]

LOOOOL

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Whenever I see Roberto Martinez the only thing I think is that he could probably grow a tremendous beard.

 

[Scum]

Whenever I see Roberto Martinez the only thing I think is that he could probably grow a tremendous beard.

Seriously. He really needs to.

 

[Broder Salsa]

For fucks sake Gago, that should have been a goal. I WANT MY MONEY.

 

[Fry]

Wooden

did you make a gif of Django's dance against Arsenal?

 

[FootballFan]

Martinez would of been a superior choice for man u.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wooden

did you make a gif of Django's dance against Arsenal?

 

[Fry]

Thanks!!!!

 

[Wilbur]

Arsenal (A)
Palace (A)
Liverpool (H)
City (H)
WBA (A)
West Ham (A)

Er... What can we realistically expect from this? Like... 9 points?

Best we can hope for is six draws

The sooner we lie down and choke on the cock of fate the better

 

[Arnie]

Right.

Bed time. Work in the morning

What a weekend. Emotional, exhausting, enjoyable.

 

[Elchele]

Old man Trezeguet is basically Mario Gomez without the goal scoring part

 

[Mastadon]

Robbie Savage eviscerating Ozil on MotD.

 

[Hixx]

We scored 4 against Fulham.

Away from home.

i think the terribleness adds to the quality imo

 

[Scum]

Pulis.

 

[Broder Salsa]

We scored 4 against Fulham.

Away from home.

i think the terribleness adds to the quality imo

Hahaha what the fuck did you do hicky pls

 

[Lightning]

Robbie Savage eviscerating Ozil on MotD.

Savage can fuck off. Liverpool loving prick.

And fuck Shearer and his MotD analysis.

 

[kharma45]

LOVE IT

 

[Scum]

Wes Brown, pls.

 

[Hixx]

Hahaha what the fuck did you do hicky pls

I don't know why it goes transparent

 

[Clegg]

Gonna be shit if this run continues into next season and the players we don't wanna leave decide to jack it in.

 

[Lightning]

Gonna be shit if this run continues into next season and the players we don't wanna leave decide to jack it in.

You're being pessimistic. You laughed at us yesterday while being so down on your own club.

Moyes will buy in the summer. Nothing to worry about longterm. Short short term frustration, it will pass.

 

[Wilbur]

Going back a few hours but I think Fergie was an underrated tactician; the fluid 4-3-3 with Ronaldo and Tevez was brilliant, the performance against Madrid last season was absolutely fantastic until Nani got sent off, the way we played at the Etihad last year showed immense lessons learnt from the season before. I don't think he was a tactical pioneer but he was better than given credit sometimes on that side of things.

 

[Yen]

Right.

Bed time. Work in the morning

What a weekend. Emotional, exhausting, enjoyable.

I've stared at this gif for so long now it has lost all meaning.

 

[Clegg]

Telegraph says Yaya Toure is looking at a three game ban.

 

[Labadal]

Man United's away record is better than ours. They have 20 pts, we have only 16.

We have 13 points more at home.

That's some crazy shit.

I remember when playing United away made most teams shit their pants.

 

[Mastadon]

Savage can fuck off. Liverpool loving prick.

And fuck Shearer and his MotD analysis.

Haha. Your boy is a flop, just embrace it.

0 goals and 2 assists in his past 10 games. All of our middle three have better stats :lol

 

[Hixx]

Man United's away record is better than ours. They have 20 pts, we have only 16.

We have 13 points more at home.

That's some crazy shit.

I remember when playing United away made most teams shit their pants.

Well, it was only 10 months ago.

 

[Messi]

We scored 4 against Fulham.

Away from home.

i think the terribleness adds to the quality imo

 

[Randdalf]

Going back a few hours but I think Fergie was an underrated tactician; the fluid 4-3-3 with Ronaldo and Tevez was brilliant, the performance against Madrid last season was absolutely fantastic until Nani got sent off, the way we played at the Etihad last year showed immense lessons learnt from the season before. I don't think he was a tactical pioneer but he was better than given credit sometimes on that side of things.

He also had one of the best if not the best coaching staff and scouting system in the world.

 

[Batigol]

You're being pessimistic. You laughed at us yesterday while being so down on your own club.

Moyes will buy in the summer. Nothing to worry about longterm. Short short term frustration, it will pass.

He's going to buy Osman and bring Duncan Ferguson out of retirement

 

[rvy]

i think the terribleness adds to the quality imo

 

[Hixx]

He looks ill in this gif

Probably just the lighting but yea. Looks like an old bloke screaming at kids on his lawn.

TWIST, THERE ARE NO KIDS.

 

[Yen]

I just googled "Jordan Henderson gif" to reply to Lightning cry about MOTD and Ozil, but found this instead:

Seriously, Wooden made this didn't he.

 

[Mastadon]

Brooklyn's Finest on BBC1? This weekend just gets better and better.

 

[K1LLER7]

In the past 2 games, Rooney and RVP have only successfully passed to each other 5 times (including kick-offs)

What is this team doing :_;

 

[Mastadon]

In the past 2 games, Rooney and RVP have only successfully passed to each other 5 times (including kick-offs)

What is this team doing :_;

Oh wow, that's... something.

 

[Lightning]

Haha. Your boy is a flop, just embrace it.

0 goals and 2 assists in his past 10 games. All of our middle three have better stats :lol

Flop? Simple minded knucklehead.

If every flop we have is as good as Ozil we'd have won the pl already.

 

[Clegg]

Haha. Your boy is a flop, just embrace it.

0 goals and 2 assists in his past 10 games. All of our middle three have better stats :lol

Is this stat accurate?

Mata has more assists in his three games for us than Ozil in his last 10. And he's playing out wide for a team that doesn't know how to attack.

 

[Fry]

Ozil is underperforming. He's proven quality, he just need to get his form back.

 

[Mastadon]

Is this stat accurate?

Mata has more assists in his three games for us than Ozil in his last 10. And he's playing out wide for a team that doesn't know how to attack.

Yep. Obviously I'm joking when I call him a flop, but I'm sure even Lightning will agree that he's been disappointing recently.

Edit: Or not.

 

[Clegg]

After just 3 games for us, Juan Mata already has more PL assists than any other United player apart from Rooney.

 

[Broder Salsa]

After just 3 games for us, Juan Mata already has more assists than any other United player apart from Rooney.

Is this counting that cardiff "assist" that was just a pass to Ashley Messi Young, who then took on the whole defense and scored? and his terrible shot today that ended up at Van Persie? Well I guess everything counts, like all the Torres assists lol.

 

[3Sixty]

Meulensteen's dutch/manc hybrid accent gets me everytime.