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[Broder Salsa]

I'm just glad Neymar picked with his heart, not greed like all those other wonder kids.

 

[Wilbur]

all you islanders over there are the same really

We fuck far less sheep than the welsh. We usually stick to more domesticated household pets, dogs and cats and goldfish and the like.

 

[Slizz]

Can't wait to see todays stupid fucking lineup.

 

[Wilbur]

Can't wait to see todays stupid fucking lineup.

DDG; Rafael, Rio, Vidic, Evra; Valencia, Carrick, Fletcher, Mata; Rooney, RVP

 

[Elchele]

Bayern salary according to Sport Bild

Contento is a fucking genius. He decided to stay at Bayern, hangs along a lot of his friends, trains with one of the best squads and coaches in the world, plays a couple of matches per season, wins a couple of trophies per season, gets to celebrate things like the CL last season. Gets €2M annual salary for basically doing nothing but have fun.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Ståles voice 15 seconds in. Greatest of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmEYhLuhvBw

Think about having to listen to that voice scream if you fuck up, that's motivation and reason enough for managers to matter... Mellburg lol

 

[Slizz]

DDG; Rafael, Rio, Vidic, Evra; Valencia, Carrick, Fletcher, Mata; Rooney, RVP

DDG, Smalling, Rio, Vidic, Evra; Welbeck, Carrick, Giggs, Mata; Rooney, RVP

 

[Zabojnik]

MELLBERI! Legend.

 

[Blablurn]

Contento is a fucking genius. He decided to stay at Bayern, hangs along a lot of his friends, trains with one of the best squads and coaches in the world, plays a couple of matches per season, wins a couple of trophies per season, gets to celebrate things like the CL last season. Gets €2M annual salary for basically doing nothing but have fun.

Yep. If he doesnt start to complain and continue to behave like this (and invest his money wisely) he will never need to work again. im not judgin him. plus he already played in one cl final and in many other games. what else do u want.

 

[Wilbur]

Blablurn you didn't answer me

are you a Bundesbahnangestelltenwitwe?

DDG, Smalling, Rio, Vidic, Evra; Welbeck, Carrick, Giggs, Mata; Rooney, RVP

It you don't think Valencia is getting picked then you are lost

Search your feelings

You know this to be true

 

[Zabojnik]

"Ranocchia is joining Juventus, 99% sure."

Why. Conte why. Yes, Ranocchia and Bonucci were brilliant at Bari, but that's ... Bari. In Serie B. Although, if that's what it will take for us to switch to 4-3-3 ... Alright.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I was going to bet for HSV, but when i googled HSV the third option was genital herpes

Is this a sign, bundesliga gaf?

 

[Hixx]

@sunechograeme 2m
Reports of statement expected from @MCFC in 20 minutes on fate of this game. Weather & traffic chaos horrendous. #safc


Hmmm.

 

[Wilbur]

@sunechograeme 2m
Reports of statement expected from @MCFC in 20 minutes on fate of this game. Weather & traffic chaos horrendous. #safc


Hmmm.

Surely calling it off now is too late

 

[pappe]

Blablurn you didn't answer me

are you a Bundesbahnangestelltenwitwe?



It you don't think Valencia is getting picked then you are lost

Search your feelings

You know this to be true

Valencia as RB. Mata as RW. Giggs as CM. Kagawa as LW.

 

[K1LLER7]

Oh don't cancel the games now :'(

Really looking forward to today's match

 

[FootballFan]

I was going to bet for HSV, but when i googled HSV the third option was genital herpes

http://i.imgur.com/YE8FtEr.pngG]

Is this a sign, bundesliga gaf?[/QUOTE]
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Don't do it.

Be careful[/URL]

 

[Meier]

Surely calling it off now is too late

Man, that'd suck. Maybe they'll delay it by an hour or so (rather than the customary 30 mins for traffic)?

 

[Hixx]

Surely calling it off now is too late

We had a home game called off 45 mins before kick off because of weather.

Reckon the roads around Manchester are filled with overturned lorries etc, closing motorways both ways.

Man, that'd suck. Maybe they'll delay it by an hour or so (rather than the customary 30 mins for traffic)?

The weather is getting worse. If it's cancelled it'll be with that in mind imo, it can get a lot worse in 2/3 hours.

 

[Wilbur]

Man, that'd suck. Maybe they'll delay it by an hour or so (rather than the customary 30 mins for traffic)?

Yeah surely that would be better. Thankfully it's Manchester at least, and Sunderland aren't away at Southampton or something.

 

[Don't Laugh]

any word on when Torres will be back for the blues?

 

[Wes]

AP News article with Woodward quotes: Man United plans significant squad changes

Probably old but this version was posted half an hour ago.

 

[Wilbur]

Yeah Westley, Clegg posted something on it.

Necessary in a sense, but so much squad movement is going to make us disjointed as fuck.

any word on when Torres will be back for the blues?

Came on last night, didn't he?

 

[Broder Salsa]

any word on when Torres will be back for the blues?

He played yesterday...Sadly.

 

[Elchele]

Hoffenheim vs. Wolfsburg is on, should be decent match

"Ranocchia is joining Juventus, 99% sure."

Why. Conte why. Yes, Ranocchia and Bonucci were brilliant at Bari, but that's ... Bari. In Serie B. Although, if that's what it will take for us to switch to 4-3-3 ... Alright.

:lol you're already dead.

 

[D_prOdigy]

any word on when Torres will be back for the blues?

Torres is always back.

 

[confuziz]

The one in the back is like, im getting the fuck out of here

 

[Don't Laugh]

figures I'd miss his return when I'm cramming for an exam...

 

[Hixx]

Be an interesting game if it goes ahead.

 

[FootballFan]

That is nothing compared to the weather you get in NZ.

Richie McCaw would laugh at those conditions.

 

[Yurt]

"Ranocchia is joining Juventus, 99% sure."

Why. Conte why. Yes, Ranocchia and Bonucci were brilliant at Bari, but that's ... Bari. In Serie B. Although, if that's what it will take for us to switch to 4-3-3 ... Alright.

Because having Ogbonna, Caceres, Peluso, Barzagli, Chiellini and Bonucci is not enough.
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.

 

[confuziz]

Be an interesting game if it goes ahead.

Stoke-in-manchester

 

[Wilbur]

Only 10 percent phone battery left nooooo

I won't be able to enjoy the laughs with my footy bros

 

[Batigol]

Pretty pumped for this game.

Arsenal will probably bottle it though like they always do against Utd

 

[Zabojnik]

Because having Ogbonna, Caceres, Peluso, Barzagli, Chiellini and Bonucci is not enough.
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.
.

Well, Caceres will replace Vidic at United, so ...

 

[FootballFan]

Clevgod pls nutmeg jack wilshit.

 

[Jin_7]

I was going to bet for HSV, but when i googled HSV the third option was genital herpes

Is this a sign, bundesliga gaf?

HSV really is the Hamburger ChaoS Verein. Top 20 in Europe when it comes to volume of sales. Fighting relegation in the Bundesliga.
Like going to a high-end call girl but contracting herpes.

 

[spidye]

HSV really is the Hamburger ChaoS Verein. Top 20 in Europe when it comes to volume of sales. Fighting relegation in the Bundesliga.

Hollywood SV

Their manager was caught DUI
:LOL

 

[Don't Laugh]

Only 10 percent phone battery left nooooo

I won't be able to enjoy the laughs with my footy bros

no charger nearby?

buy one of those battery cases

 

[Wilbur]

no charger nearby?

buy one of those battery cases

I'm going to the pub with my sweet brother. He doesn't like talking so he'll be on his phone. There are no potatoes nearby. This cannot stand.

 

[LanceVance]

I'm going to the pub with my sweet brother. He doesn't like talking so he'll be on his phone. There are no potatoes nearby. This cannot stand.

Just have some beers at home

 

[Yurt]

Well, Caceres will replace Vidic at United, so ...

He's wasted here so we might as well sell him while his stock is still relatively high.

but Ranocchia?

RANOCCHIA?

 

[Wilbur]

Just have some beers at home

Haven't got BT sport and we don't wanna crowd around a little laptop

Just shut up this is the ONLY way

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

That is nothing compared to the weather you get in NZ.

Richie McCaw would laugh at those conditions.

McCaw would laugh at hellfire raining from the heavens because he's a triple-hard cunt.

 

[Blablurn]

Neuer - Rafinha, Boateng, Dante, Alaba, Lahm, Thiago, Kroos, Robben, Götze, Mandzukic

 

[Barzul]

Just don't see how Man Utd can win if we play to our ability. I hope we start fast in the first half, we've been slow starters recently. That needs to change.

 

[Zabojnik]

He's wasted here so we might as well sell him while his stock is still relatively high.

but Ranocchia?

RANOCCHIA?

Conte has a thing for him, apparently. He had it for Giovinco as well and we all know how that went.

 

[arkon]

Neuer - Rafinha, Boateng, Dante, Alaba, Lahm, Thiago, Kroos, Robben, Götze, Mandzukic

bundeslolga. Stoke would thrash that team.

 

[LanceVance]

Haven't got BT sport and we don't wanna crowd around a little laptop

Just shut up this is the ONLY way

HOOK YOUR LAPTOP UP TO THE TV

 

[Sviatoslav]

They cance; games because of a little wind now? EPL is so soft.