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The Vidal one is true at least
Maybe Buffon>Valdes as well, though Valdes is in exceptional form. Personally don't think there's a huge gap between Neymar and Tevez either at the moment, Neymar will probably improve ten fold over the next 2 years though.
Pirlo is vastly superior to Xavi, even Pep wanted Pirlo at Barcelona