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[bjaelke]

Dzeko....I dont even

 

[Wilbur]

DZEKO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wait wtf, DORTUMUND looool

HSV!

 

[Don't Laugh]

Need to see the Bale goal.

Gif of Bale's goal?

 

[Koko]

Damn it Carvajal the was Disco assist.

 

[Into]

I am still laughing

Watch City go out and buy 2 new forwards for combined 100 million this summer

 

[Meier]

Not a day to remember for Dzeko. That'll go down as one of the worst fluffs in years. Gervinho-esque.

 

[Plasma]

Great ball from Wilshere, Gnabry should have done better.

 

[Mr Cola]

Score draw

Palace have one lestt point at home than us this season

 

[Wilbur]

Wooden tell me you giffed that

I can't breathe

 

[Suen]

Carvajal is shit. Isco is alive

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Dzeko never seems to miss his chances

moon.jpeg

 

[Bumhead]

JACQUES MAGHOMA BABY,
JACQUES MAGHOMA, OOOOHHAWOOOWOOAAAA

Get in, 2-0 up at Huddersfield.

 

[pulga]

ffs Carvajal, that was Isco's assist

goals like that are worth every penny

 

[Arnie]

Lol, loads of dead bets today.

Need to see the Bale goal.

Five pounds on City, Arsenal, Real and Barca. Wins £11.50. People will have a go but that's over a fiver for fuck all, assuming City hold out and Barca win.

By the way, this is the scheme I'm doing after today:

£50 bank.
Win 3% (£1.50) every day of the month (piss easy odds with a large stake). Do that for a month. You'll have £100. Every month your 3% rises to the new figure so you have to put more on but you'll have more and that'll continue to increase exponentially.

Rinse and repeat for a year until £50 turns in £50,000.

 

[Don't Laugh]

TORRES SPOTTED IN THE CITY MATCH

 

[Feorax]

I'm scared.

Has 'dreadful weekend' written all over it.

We can't drop out of the top 4, so that's something.

If we win tomorrow, and we should, then we've probably killed off Everton if nothing else. Still could be a decent weekend.

 

[Into]

Score draw

Palace have one lestt point at home than us this season

M. Night Shamalan to direct the next Shrek motion-picture.

 

[robatw]

need the 3-0 Hamburg GIF

 

[MPW]

Been a bit predictable today in the PL. Hope we don't bring the lols tomorrow.

man utd has not played yet

 

[Perfect Blue]

LMAO DZEKO

 

[GorillaJu]

Wait, that's handpainted?

Must take hours to get the right shades of paint for the color fade, orange to beige, dark brown to beige etc.

Mixture of airbrush and regular brush, but yeah, they're all painted by hand, makes each individual one unique.

 

[Salvadora]

Score draw

Palace have one lestt point at home than us this season

If you told me that that was two 40-50 year old men (if I had no knowledge of the sport), I would believe you.

 

[Linius]

Yeah, hyped about that one myself.

I need more surf rock in my vain.

Speaking of which, check out the new album by this band called Black Twig. Its quite good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNFTBMbBgZ8

That's a great song, I'll keep them on my radar!

Saw Real Estate live yesterday, they were pretty good just like last time.

 

[Wilbur]

Nice to see QPR fluffing a bit, thought they were going to walk this league.

Zabaleta getting off with a yellow as well as Kompany today. Referees favour City so much it's unbelievable. It's not even conspiracy now, they get almost every fucking decision.

god i'm still laughing at dzeko ahahah

 

[Meier]

Almost a wonderful goal by Javi Garcia. :O

 

[wedward]

Five pounds on City, Arsenal, Real and Barca. Wins £11.50. People will have a go but that's over a fiver for fuck all, assuming City hold out and Barca win.

By the way, this is the scheme I'm doing after today:

£50 bank.
Win 3% (£1.50) every day of the month (piss easy odds with a large stake). Do that for a month. You'll have £100. Every month your 3% rises to the new figure so you have to put more on but you'll have more and that'll continue to increase exponentially.

Rinse and repeat for a year until £50 turns in £50,000.

Are you using FIFA simulations as well?

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wooden tell me you giffed that

I can't breathe

I'm eating

 

[GorillaJu]

Hamstring injury for Jovetic? That's terrible.

 

[Az]

Watching Arsenal. But just saw Edin's miss. No words. Wow

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Five pounds on City, Arsenal, Real and Barca. Wins £11.50. People will have a go but that's over a fiver for fuck all, assuming City hold out and Barca win.

By the way, this is the scheme I'm doing after today:

£50 bank.
Win 3% (£1.50) every day of the month (piss easy odds with a large stake). Do that for a month. You'll have £100.

Rinse and repeat for a year until £50 turns in £50,000.

But where do the sims come into the equation? Sounds a bit amateurish


Had £3.60 on Chelsea, Arsenal, City, West Brom, Celtic and Roma


Fucking Pepe Mel. Cunt. Its Fulham ffs, new-manager syndrome or not.

 

[Batigol]

Doesn't even need to run onto it

 

[Marc]

Thanks Don't Laugh, needs more flames on the ball though.

 

[Bumhead]

My nineteen fold to win £11,138 off £1 is in tatters.

Oh well!

 

[Into]

Dzeko cannot finish for shit

But he can pass, and pass well

Spoiler

Which still makes him questionable as a forward

 

[King_Moc]

Wow that Dzeko miss probably even beats Ronnie Rosenthal's all time classic.

https://vine.co/v/MmqXUvi6pZx

 

[pulga]

ISCO SCOREEEEES!

HNNNNNGGGG

DISCO DISCO DISCOO

 

[Frustrated_me]

Disco!!

 

[MPW]

ISCO!

3-0!

 

[Wilbur]

I'm eating

get fucked

I was too ambitious with my bets. Oh well. Gonna have to play it safe susans like Arnie.

 

[John Dunbar]

Five pounds on City, Arsenal, Real and Barca. Wins £11.50. People will have a go but that's over a fiver for fuck all, assuming City hold out and Barca win.

By the way, this is the scheme I'm doing after today:

£50 bank.
Win 3% (£1.50) every day of the month (piss easy odds with a large stake). Do that for a month. You'll have £100. Every month your 3% rises to the new figure so you have to put more on but you'll have more and that'll continue to increase exponentially.

Rinse and repeat for a year until £50 turns in £50,000.

and then one upset happens and you have fuck all.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

@ManUtd XI: De Gea, Smalling, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra, Fellaini, Carrick, Januzaj, Mata, Rooney, van Persie

 

[Koko]

We are having a Disco!!!!

 

[bud]

oh, fuck off.

 

[Dark Rider]

GOAL ISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
3-0

 

[phaze]

Dzeko miss here: http://www.offthepost.info/blog/201...rious-worst-miss-ever-man-city-vs-stoke-city/

Fuck off Arse. My ff points ;(

 

[Fergie]

@ManUtd: #mufc starting XI vs @Official_CPFC: De Gea; Smalling, Vidic, Ferdinand, Evra; Carrick, Fellaini; Mata, Rooney, Januzaj; van Persie.

Smalling is the only disappointment but overall what a lineup.

 

[pulga]

what a fucking play by Isco

MORATA IN, BENZ OUT

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Great goal that.

 

[Yager]

Illarra scores. Bale scores. Isco scores. WHAT IS THIS.