Football Thread 13/14 |OT16| ''I tried to push him away with my head.''

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Jesus what a cunt.
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I love when Benfica goes to England.

The commentators always talk about the fantastic atmosphere they have in their stadiums but we always end up with "Glorioso SLB" during most of the game.

And how the fuck are Spurs fifth in the premier league? What a garbage team.
 
Wasn't it cos he banged the gypsy's girlfriend or something? What fucking nutter would even lay a finger on a gypsy bird. Christ.

Sounds like he's in big trouble, in a coma now.

But I can't not laugh at the headline:

"Man critically ill as police search for missing penis."

My Mum's from there so we'd often go up there to visit family once a year or so.

Hated it. A more lifeless place I've never seen.

I recently went down to get a TV and it's a fucking amazing place. Town centre is relatively modern and clean then literally 30 seconds past it, it's like a set from Life on Mars.
 
Also guys

Guys

It's clear Rooney and RVP don't work too well together.

Is it just me who wants to see Mata, Adnan, Shinji and Robin

Who else wants Rooney to pick up an injury that either causes danger to his life, or makes him contemplate a move to Paris

Either or
 
Also guys

Guys

It's clear Rooney and RVP don't work too well together.

Is it just me who wants to see Mata, Adnan, Shinji and Robin

Who else wants Rooney to pick up an injury that either causes danger to his life, or makes him contemplate a move to Paris

Either or

£5m for Rooney! Or RVP, whichever one isn't destined to be one of Moyes Boys next season

RVP, £15m?
 
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