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[Mr.Marston]

Sky's matches are....actually pretty good this week.

Tottenham vs Arsenal
Man Utd vs Liverpool
Chelsea vs Aston Villa

Dead.

Loool

 

[Scum]

Dead.

Looool

 

[spidye]

Congrats Lambda and rvy

expected result

epl

/dead

best league in the world

 

[Ushojax]

Congrats to Benfica tonight. They were clinical and deserved to win.

We have some serious problems, tonight was not the time to play someone like Harry Kane in a 442. Eriksen is our best player and needs to be playing through the middle, not shoveled out to the left to accommodate two strikers. That we waited 75 minutes to make a sub and still left Eriksen on the left, was mystifying.

Most disappointing though is to concede two dreadful goals from set plays. We look so soft at the moment.

 

[wedward]

Congrats to Benfica tonight. They were clinical and deserved to win.

We have some serious problems, tonight was not the time to play someone like Harry Kane in a 442. Eriksen is our best player and needs to be playing through the middle, not shoveled out to the left to accommodate two strikers. That we waited 75 minutes to make a sub and still left Eriksen on the left, was mystifying.

Most disappointing though is to concede two dreadful goals from set plays. We look so soft at the moment.

Usho-san, what is your prediction for Sunday?

 

[Salvadora]

They'll be put to the sword.

No mercy.

 

[Blablurn]

EPL :lol

 

[Elchele]

Juve vs Fiore was pretty good, much better than the Serie A match they had in the weekend

I went crazy when Gomez scored :lol that was unexpected

 

[bud]

Usho-san, what is your prediction for Sunday?

i remember usho saying it'd be an embarrassment if they didn't beat arsenal.

 

[Scum]

Where the bloody hell is Suen??

i remember usho saying it'd be an embarrassment if they didn't beat arsenal.

Ush, pls. y u do dis? D:

 

[Hixx]

God I fucking LOVE "epl lol" posts.

Honestly the sheer bitterness legit warms my heart.

edit: for anyone who likes the Rayman games, Legends is £4 on PC from simplycdkeys. Insane price for a great game. Splinter Cell Blacklist is also £2. PC gaming!

 

[Mr Cola]

Really happy RvP has decided to stay, been a bit off with injuries this year but his record is still really good when he plays.

 

[Scum]

Usho-san, what is your prediction for Sunday?

Tottingham 2 - 5 Arsenal

 

[Ushojax]

i remember usho saying it'd be an embarrassment if they didn't beat arsenal.

It will be an embarrassment, we have beaten Arsenal at home 3 out of the last 4 seasons, if we lose this one then we will have lost 3 times to Arsenal in one season which is unacceptable.

Lots of Arsenal's best players at the weekend will be missing so the opportunity is there for us. Sadly I don't think this team has it in them, but this is the last winnable 'big' game for us, a win would give us a huge lift.

 

[subtles]

The Portuguese are going hard in this tournament as usual.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Where the bloody hell is Suen??

Probably too busy ranting to someone, about people taking his office chair or something.

 

[Wilbur]

/dead

best league in the world

God you're embarrassments looooooool

Schalke lost 6-1 at home "but they're Schalke no one expects them to win you can't judge our league on them"

Leverkusen lose 6-1 on aggregate "but they're Leverkusen no one experts them to win you can't judge our league on them"

Spurs lose 3-1 at home "lol EPL"

And then we say something back and you're like "why are you picking on Bundesliga"

You fucking insecure weirdos. So boring now.


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Just saw all the footage of Jesus fighting with his own staff. I genuinely can't breathe. He's my favourite manager ever.

 

[Clegg]

Van Persie says he's happy but his demeanour on the pitch suggests he's anything but.

 

[Scum]

God I fucking LOVE "epl lol" posts.

Honestly the sheer bitterness legit warms my heart.

edit: for anyone who likes the Rayman games, Legends is £4 on PC from simplycdkeys. Insane price for a great game. Splinter Cell Blacklist is also £2. PC gaming!

Cheers for the heads up.

It will be an embarrassment, we have beaten Arsenal at home 3 out of the last 4 seasons, if we lose this one then we will have lost 3 times to Arsenal in one season which is unacceptable.

Lots of Arsenal's best players at the weekend will be missing so the opportunity is there for us. Sadly I don't think this team has it in them, but this is the last winnable 'big' game for us, a win would give us a huge lift.

We're dead this weekend, mate. #DEAD

Probably too busy ranting to someone, about people taking his office chair or something.

looooooooooool

 

[Mr Cola]

Van Persie says he's happy but his demeanour on the pitch suggests he's anything but.

He, like Rooney and Mata, has been let in on our summer signings

Too much for any man to turn down, I can hardly wait

 

[Clydefrog]

I wonder if Bale even knows how bad Spurs are doing this season

 

[Scum]

Liverpool v Man Utd this weekend too? Nice!

I wonder if Bale even knows how bad Spurs are doing this season

Lol. I doubt that very much.

 

[Hixx]

I'm going full on nerd mode here waiting to see if the Dark Souls 2 EU servers go up at midnight

 

[wedward]

i remember usho saying it'd be an embarrassment if they didn't beat arsenal.

Guardian:



If we can't beat this Arsenal then the players should all commit sepukku immediately.

.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Just saw all the footage of Jesus fighting with his own staff. I genuinely can't breathe. He's my favourite manager ever.

Ståle Solbakken punched his assistant manager before it was cool.

The assistant manager quit his job not soon after.

 

[Scum]

I'm going full on nerd mode here waiting to see if the Dark Souls 2 EU servers go up at midnight

I still haven't played the first one even though I have it sitting in my Steam library! Lol

 

[Wilbur]

Ståle Solbakken punched his assistant manager before it was cool.

The assistant manager quit his job not soon after.

Show me

 

[Hixx]

I still haven't played the first one even though I have it sitting in my Steam library! Lol

You really should. If you like exploring and a challenging but fair experience, you can't really get much better than the Souls games.

 

[Willkiller]

I'm going full on nerd mode here waiting to see if the Dark Souls 2 EU servers go up at midnight

God I can't wait for the PC version

 

[Sviatoslav]

I wonder if Bale even knows how bad Spurs are doing this season

Knows? Probably. Cares? Definitely not.

 

[spidye]

God you're embarrassments looooooool

Schalke lost 6-1 at home "but they're Schalke no one expects them to win you can't judge our league on them"

Leverkusen lose 6-1 on aggregate "but they're Leverkusen no one experts them to win you can't judge our league on them"

Spurs lose 3-1 at home "lol EPL"

And then we say something back and you're like "why are you picking on Bundesliga"

You fucking insecure weirdos. So boring now.


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Just saw all the footage of Jesus fighting with his own staff. I genuinely can't breathe. He's my favourite manager ever.

looooooooooooool
who's the insecure weirdo???

tottenham went out, arsenal didn't even had a chance and messi even puked at city's football
and don't get me started on turdnited. the most successful team of your 3rd world league
the greeks showed you beautifully how the greeks normally do it in the bedroom.
UP THE ASS

 

[Broder Salsa]

looooooooooooool
who's the insecure weirdo???

tottenham went out, arsenal didn't even had a chance and messi even puked at city's football
and don't let me start on turdnited. the most successful team of your 3rd world league the greeks showed you beatifully how the greeks normally do it in the bedroom.
UP THE ASS

This reads like a 12 year olds post on bigsoccer.

Show me

There's no fucking video of it online for some reason. It was like 9 years ago to be fair. Have this action spit shot instead

 

[Salvadora]

"This Arsenal" is the best Arsenal in years.

 

[Scum]

F1-GAF. Did that stupid double points rule go through?

You really should. If you like exploring and a challenging but fair experience, you can't really get much better than the Souls games.

Hmmm. Sounds like my cup of tea.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Of course RVP will say he's happy to stay. Who else will pay his wages next year when he's 31?

 

[Wilbur]

looooooooooooool
who's the insecure weirdo???

tottenham went out, arsenal didn't even had a chance and messi even puked at city's football
and don't let me start on turdnited. the most successful team of your 3rd world league the greeks showed you beatifully how the greeks normally do it in the bedroom.
UP THE ASS

Yeah the difference is I don't care enough about the Bundesliga to bring it up at every opportunity. Stop being jealous that our chairmen manage to avoid being sent to prison and fuck off, you underdeveloped whelk.

 

[subtles]

Ståle Solbakken punched his assistant manager before it was cool.

The assistant manager quit his job not soon after.

Your love for him is starting to rub off on me.

 

[hiroshawn]

It will be an embarrassment, we have beaten Arsenal at home 3 out of the last 4 seasons, if we lose this one then we will have lost 3 times to Arsenal in one season which is unacceptable.

Lots of Arsenal's best players at the weekend will be missing so the opportunity is there for us. Sadly I don't think this team has it in them, but this is the last winnable 'big' game for us, a win would give us a huge lift.

Most delusional post i've seen thus far. Time to collect our "Beat Spurs three times" trophy and the "finished above spurs again" trophy.

 

[Sviatoslav]

"This Arsenal" is the best Arsenal in years.

Self ethered.

 

[Mr.Marston]

I wonder where we'd be at if our medical team weren't useless.

 

[Hixx]

Yeah the difference is I don't care enough about the Bundesliga to bring it up at every opportunity. Stop being jealous that our chairmen manage to avoid being sent to prison and fuck off, you underdeveloped whelk.

yes wilbz

YES

 

[Broder Salsa]

Your love for him is starting to rub off on me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVhNyKpG0wE

Spoiler

(turn on captions if they're off)

 

[Salvadora]

Self ethered.

The domestic double is still on.

 

[Sviatoslav]

I wonder where we'd be at if our medical team weren't useless.

Same place, just with less excuses.

The domestic double is still on.

like how Zenit are still alive in the CL. Let's not delude ourselves.

 

[Willkiller]

looooooooooooool
who's the insecure weirdo???

tottenham went out, arsenal didn't even had a chance and messi even puked at city's football
and don't get me started on turdnited. the most successful team of your 3rd world league
the greeks showed you beautifully how the greeks normally do it in the bedroom.
UP THE ASS

And yet, your league is the most boring in Europe at the minute. Enjoy watching that shit every week for the next few years :lol

 

[qindarka]

Please, please don't get knocked out by Galatasaray. Imagine how unbearable the Bayern fans will be then. Almost makes me root for United to come back against Olympiacos.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Same place, just with less excuses.

Its not really an excuse though is it? They are really that bad.

I think we're in a pretty good position right now anyway.

 

[Scum]

Please, please don't get knocked out by Galatasaray. Imagine how unbearable the Bayern fans will be then. Almost makes me root for United to come back against Olympiacos.

United are at home, aren't they?

 

[Yen]

It's that time of year where we have to politely remind people not to "spoil" the F1 results since most people will be watching it on time-delay if it isn't Euro timezones, and if it is, we're probably watching football.

Spoiler

and cue derision

 

[Clegg]

Reasons for EPL superiority:

1) It's the best

2) That's all you need