DDG - faultless as always. One exquisite save, could do nothing about any of the goals.
Rafael - first half he was very good but over the entire match extremely lucky to stay on the pitch.
Jones - good first half, didn't do enough in the second half to quell attacks.
Vidic - shit. Signed for another club mid season. He can fuck off now for all I care.
Evra - the same as he has been for around four years now; fucks around the pitch doing absolutely nothing. No awareness or discernible level of care. Fuck him too.
Adnan - very quiet first half, dangerous in the second and unlucky to get subbed because of Rooney's ego.
Carrick - did the best he could with no protection from anyone around him save his partner.
Fellaini - our best player all things considered. Adds presence we didn't have anywhere else.
Mata - extremely quiet. Needs to be moved infield, because we're putting square pegs into round holes when you're considering his position, the position of players around him and our tactics.
Rooney - one of the worst performances I've ever seen from a player. So tactically inept, stomping around in every single bit of space allowed to his team mates. An abhorrent passing rate, lazy and spends more time fucking moaning at the referee than doing anything pertinent. Fuck him.
RVP - totally isolated and when chances did come to him he seemed switched off.