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[LanceVance]

I just find at the mo that I might feel better if I have a 'clean start'.

Ictchy.

You might just need a better wiping technique

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

I think a lack of money is a big contributor to unhappiness, but I don't doubt my ability to "create" problems even if I was fabulously wealthy.

No you're definitely right. It doesn't solve everything nor does it make you immune to unhappiness.

Guys I'm talking about the kind of love where she doesn't wait until you're dead

 

[Mastadon]

23 points out of 27 in 2014 for Liverpool. That's insane.

 

[noal]

You might just need a better wiping technique

True. I've had this for a few years. Maybe I should try something different.

 

[bjaelke]

How did Southampton not equalize in the first half? 38 minute in and they have had several opportunities.

 

[GQman2121]

Roma/Inter has been pretty meh. Thought Gervinho was going to score a few minutes ago, but no.

 

[Yurt]

This Inter is worse than Delneri's Juve

fucking hell

 

[noal]

23 points out of 27 in 2014 for Liverpool. That's insane.

Very, very good form.

Since updating to Android 4.3 my auto correct has gone to shit and it is really pissing me off.

 

[Messi]

Has anybody had their bumhole de-haired?

I might not be the best person to give toilet advice but, I wouldn't do that.

 

[Blablurn]

Thiago impressed by the ref lol

 

[Yen]

23 points out of 27 in 2014 for Liverpool. That's insane.

Dropped points against Villa and WBA. *shakes fist*

 

[noal]

I might not be the best person to give toilet advice but, I wouldn't do that.

Please. Do tell.

 

[Clegg]

Moyes would be more palatable if he started headbutting players.

 

[Fry]

Dropped points against Villa and WBA. *shakes fist*

If we beat these we'd be 1st.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[dc89]

This Inter is worse than Delneri's Juve

fucking hell

Turned it off. Bored to tears.

 

[Mastadon]

Please. Do tell.

Messi has a long, storied history of clogging toilets at inappropriate/awkward times.

 

[Suen]

Roma/Inter has been pretty meh. Thought Gervinho was going to score a few minutes ago, but no.

Yeah pretty much a shit game so far.

 

[Irminsul]

Thiago impressed by the ref lol

Longer version:

 

[HotHamWater]

Moyes would be more palatable if he started headbutting players.

Well if Pardew gets sacked I'm sure he wouldn't mind a nice 8-year contract at United.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Clegg]

Well if Pardew gets sacked I'm sure he wouldn't mind a nice 8-year contract at United.

I'm sure he wouldn't.

We could do with a new assistant kit man.

 

[noal]

Messi has a long, storied history of clogging toilets at inappropriate/awkward times.

Oh!

I don't suffer from that particular problem.

 

[Fry]

 

[bjaelke]

Please tell me you didn't actually watch this game but just happened to come across the gif on another forum!

 

[Feorax]

How did Southampton not equalize in the first half? 38 minute in and they have had several opportunities.

Feels like we're starting to get into opponents heads now. Every goal against us is vital and heaps on the pressure on the potential goalscorer, because there's every chance we go down the other end and score 3 or 4.

 

[L1NETT]

Which one did you buy? If its not the Etruscan Salami one, you done fucked up. If it is, your Mum and Dad done fucked up.

I don't live with mama and papa don't blame them

And yeah I bought that one

Was good (ish), but at 5 quid it wasn't worth it.

Soz

 

[danwarb]

Nice post-match from Gerrard:

"We learned our lesson from last season and he keeps giving players the credit, but Brendan Rodgers must get the credit today. He got our tactics spot on."

"The idea was for us to play a bit longer today, try and beat their press," explained Gerrard.

"We wanted to leave two-v-two up top and if teams want to play two-v-two against these two [Suarez and Daniel Sturridge], then good luck to them."

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I don't live with mama and papa don't blame them

And yeah I bought that one

Was good (ish), but at 5 quid it wasn't worth it.

Soz

Your Ma and Da fucked up at the point of conception if you didn't think it was God's gift to culinary delights

I'm havin a mozzarella and pesto toasted sandwich and BBQ Pringles for dinner, as there are no chips or potatoes, rendering my scampi, pasties and kievs useless

 

[Broder Salsa]

A win at Chelsea and we are back in it.

You might as well already order the top of the league cigarettes

 

[Lakitu]

Now do you believe, GAF?

 

[Yurt]

Daniele De Rossi could face video evidence after he's caught on camera punching Mauro Icardi

YES MOYES

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

YES MOYES

These Roma icons and their temper.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Now do you believe, GAF?

I've always believed in life after love.

 

[dc89]

 

[The_Hitcher89]

He looks much bigger on TV

 

[il Diavolo]

Roma you useless cunts how the fuck do you not beat this shithouse Inter side?

 

[Frank the Great]

Roma I am disappoint.

 

[HotHamWater]

 

[Arnie]

 

[Ravensmash]

Yeah pretty much a shit game so far.

Not taking the piss, but that generally seems to be my experience with Serie A/La Liga in general.

I know they can have as many entertaining games as the next league, but I always end up watching/trying to watch a game filled with players slowly passing the ball to each other in their own half with perhaps an occasional hoof upfield.

Speaking of boring games - Norwich vs. Villa tomorrow!

EURGH

 

[brokenbeans]

New thread smell... mmmm

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[Arnie]

Think about it, though.

2nd.

In March.

Last season we were seventh.

Iago Aspas.

Iago Aspas.

Think about it, though.

 

[Mastadon]

Imagine how pissed of Fergie would be if we won the league. Spends the better part of three decades knocking Liverpool off their perch, only for them to jump straight back on as soon as he leaves.

Think about it, though.

2nd.

In March.

Last season we were seventh.

Iago Aspas.

Iago Aspas.

Think about it, though.

We have 20 more points this season than we did from the corresponding fixtures last year.

 

[HotHamWater]

Iago Aspas was weirdly good for me on FM. Suarez was shit.

 

[brokenbeans]

Imagine how pissed of Fergie would be if we won the league. Spends the better part of three decades knocking Liverpool off their perch, only for them to jump straight back on as soon as he leaves.

The very thought of this made me have a slight twitch under my right eye.

 

[Yurt]

New thread smell... mmmm

no that's just Arnie

 

[Fry]

Think about it, though.

2nd.

In March.

Last season we were seventh.

Iago Aspas.

Iago Aspas.

Think about it, though.

People thought we would crumble for the second half of the season.




23 of 27 in 2014.

 

[wedward]

Imagine how pissed of Fergie would be if we won the league. Spends the better part of three decades knocking Liverpool off their perch, only for them to jump straight back on as soon as he leaves.

He kind of knocked you off your perch and then you never returned.

 

[brokenbeans]

no that's just Arnie

Arnie why do you smell?