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[Walshy]

I spent the last 5 days working as a translator at this giant congress of ophthalmology. Basically spent 12-14 hours a day helping doctors organize their presentations with the Japanese staff at the Tokyo Imperial Hotel. And I was given the duty of being personal interpreter for a woman who received a lifetime achievement award at the award ceremony, where the Prince of Japan was present and only a few yards away from me.

Never worked so hard in my life but the congress is over and suddenly I have time again. Beer has never tasted so good lol

/livejournal

Congrats man.

Sounds like an awesome job.

 

[Zabojnik]

Shit games today, as in no upsets expected. And Juve plays tomorrow. Sunday pls.

Congrats OddMors, I put it down to your good looks and winning personality.

 

[subtles]

Playing against our old attack in Carroll/Downing/Cole. They're going to beat us, aren't they?

 

[Zabojnik]

Playing against our old attack in Carroll/Downing/Cole. They're going to beat us, aren't they?

Yes, and Cagliari are going to stop Roma today.

Spoiler

Lewl.

 

[faridmon]

Wow, I might have just watched my very favourite movie of all time; Margaret was magnificently made and realised movie. 3 hours just felt minutes just how engrossing it was.

 

[Yurt]

Yes, and Cagliari are going to stop Roma today.

Spoiler

Lewl.

let's see

Cagliari vs Roma W
Roma vs Atalanta 75% W 15% D 10% Dennis'd
Fiorentina vs Roma 50/50
Roma vs AC Milan 50/50
Catania vs Roma W
Roma vs Juventus 50/50
Genoa vs Roma W

ONE draw or a loss will effectively hand us the title.

/livejournal

OH BABY!! Congrats dude! )

 

[brokenbeans]

Ah crap I really did turn off MOTD a game before United.

 

[subtles]

Unless Juventus collapse, which won't happen, you've won the title.

 

[Slizz]

Tricky tricks

 

[Yurt]

" Allegri is currently in London to improve his grasp of the English language and study the Premier League training methods. "

 

[subtles]

Mourinho to United - Allegri to Chelsea confirmed.

 

[Blablurn]

looool

bundesliga teams criticize bayern for rotation

frankfurts veh sad bayern manipulates the game. remember when frankfurt left their starters at home before they came to bayern to have them ready the week after?

pep uses rotation to prevent injuries.

and you saw what happened yesterday. shaqiri out for the season. imagine that had happened to ribery or robben.

no idea what they did with the pitch anyway.

bayern players were slipping all the time.

fuck

 

[Blablurn]

there is a catalan version of let it go

#CatalanPride

#CatalanLion

 

[bjaelke]

Playing against our old attack in Carroll/Downing/Cole. They're going to beat us, aren't they?

Draw. And it wont be pretty.

Think I might have to watch the Bahrain GP instead.

 

[Zabojnik]

ONE draw or a loss will effectively hand us the title.

What are you doing? We've got to keep the tension high!

 

[Yurt]

Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) has had the most attempts from direct free kicks in La Liga this season, with 25.

He's probably worse than Balotelli when it comes to free kicks. Just hand it to Xabi and let him cross or do something useful with that set-piece ffs. Or give it to Bale.

What are you doing? We've got to keep the tension high!

We will.

by dropping points to Merda B tomorrow.

 

[Salazar]

He's probably worse than Balotelli when it comes to free kicks. Just hand it to Xabi and let him cross or do something useful with that set-piece ffs.

Ale aka the Juve Rooney just banged one in for Sydney earlier.

 

[subtles]

It's over guys. Just accept it. Please.

 

[Zabojnik]

We will.

by dropping points to Merda B tomorrow.

Wouldn't surprise me, since we'll be without Carlitos. Wish we'd field Llion + Vucinic + Giovinco tomorrow. Llorente deserves to have someone serve him proper high balls.

 

[Yurt]

Ale aka the Juve Rooney just banged one in for Sydney earlier.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol oh you read that last night, didn't you?

It's over guys. Just accept it. Please.

I'll only accept it when Conte accepts it.

Wouldn't surprise me, since we'll be without Carlitos. Wish we'd field Llion + Vucinic + Giovinco tomorrow. Llorente deserves to have someone serve him proper high balls.

wait, Tevez is still injured? I thought he was fine?!

Zabo, we're in April, 4-3-3 won't happen this season :'( just forget it :'(

 

[subtles]

Suarez has the best free kick (scoring) in football today.

Gerrard has the best free kick (assisting) in football today.

Ronnie is a disappointment.

 

[Salazar]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol oh you read that last night, didn't you?

You sick sonofabitch

 

[Zabojnik]

JUVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Would be nice going to Rome with the scudetto already in our pockets. Watch them put up the performance of their lives, beat us and know that it would mean absolutely NOTHING. Bwahahahaha. Roma MERDA.

 

[3Sixty]

In all the shit refs and shit goalkeeper madness of yesterday forgot to say how absolutely gutted i am for JRod. Been immense this season an should have gone to the WC.

 

[Zabojnik]

"Pirlo calls Verratti. We can play together."

TIMURIDDDDDDDDDDDDD

 

[dc89]

"Pirlo calls Verratti. We can play together."

TIMURIDDDDDDDDDDDDD

YURRTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[spidye]

I spent the last 5 days working as a translator at this giant congress of ophthalmology. Basically spent 12-14 hours a day helping doctors organize their presentations with the Japanese staff at the Tokyo Imperial Hotel. And I was given the duty of being personal interpreter for a woman who received a lifetime achievement award at the award ceremony, where the Prince of Japan was present and only a few yards away from me.

Never worked so hard in my life but the congress is over and suddenly I have time again. Beer has never tasted so good lol

/livejournal

Awesome. That's the largest ophthalmology congress in the world.

 

[Yurt]

YURRTTTTTTTTTTT

DCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

You sick sonofabitch

hey there's still time to get rid of him!

Suarez has the best free kick (scoring) in football today.

How many did he score this season?

Would be nice going to Rome with the scudetto already in our pockets. Watch them put up the performance of their lives, beat us and know that it would mean absolutely NOTHING. Bwahahahaha. Roma MERDA.

and go in with our Bukkake XI:

Storari
Caceres - Ogbonna - Peluso
Pepe - Isla - Padoin - Pogba (RIP) - Asa
Vucinic - Quag

La Gazzetta dello Sport the following day: JUVE SCUDETTO CRISIS

 

[subtles]

Hitcher was right. Gerrard (having played two games less) and Vidal have the same number of goals in the league.

Unremarkable.

 

[Zabojnik]

and go in with our Bukakki XI:
Storari
Caceres - Ogbonna - Peluso
Pepe - Isla - Padoin - Pogba (RIP) - Asa
Vucinic - Quag

La Gazzetta dello Sport the following day: JUVE SCUDETTO CRISIS

Speaking of our bukakki XI ... rumors about Peluso and Padoin starting tomorrow. Please don't be true.

 

[Yurt]

^lool WHY NOT

but isn't Peluso out with an injury?

Hitcher was right. Gerrard (having played two games less) and Vidal have the same number of goals in the league.

Unremarkable.

-_- you have conveniently shaved off half of his goals there.

 

[caesar]

Congrats mun.

Congrats!

Thanks brehs

 

[subtles]

How many did he score this season?

Only three at this time. He was incredibly unlucky with his efforts.

*Twidles thumbs*

-_- you have conveniently shaved off half of his goals there.

Gerrard isn't Europe in Love. Blame ESPN.

Welcome to the PL Caesar.

 

[Zabojnik]

Zabo, we're in April, 4-3-3 won't happen this season :'( just forget it :'(

Never stop believing! This will be you tomorrow:

 

[FootballFan]

Del Piero.

2 goals

1 assist

what a player son.

Showed Juventus how to score and play on a shit pitch with more puddles than grass.

#ReturnOfDelPiero

Spoiler

1 goal was a penalty, and he got booked for diving, pls ignore that

 

[subtles]

That's enough arm twisting for now. See you all at our first loss of 2014.

 

[Salazar]

Showed Juventus how to score and play on a shit pitch with more puddles than grass.

lol, you're not wrong. It's a shambles.

 

[FootballFan]

subtles pls.

Del Piero is better at free kicks than Suarez.

Yaya Toure is the real free kick king atm.

Pirlo and Neymar tied for 2nd.

Suarez 3rd.

Afellay 4th

Bale/Messi/CR7 5th.

 

[bjaelke]

That's not too shabby.

 

[FootballFan]

^Pitch looks pretty good in GIF form.

Bad pitch + A League is guaranteed entertainment, I wasn't going to watch until I saw how muddy it was.

There was hilarious moment where one of the Sydney players kicked into the mud and hit his own player while trying to do a goal line clearance. This resulted in them falling over each other.

Will definitely be in the 2014 a league blooper reel.

 

[LTWheels]

Having to turn on my PC using a screwdriver as the power button on the case is broken...

 

[Zabojnik]

Del Piero.

2 goals

1 assist

what a player son.

Showed Juventus how to score and play on a shit pitch with more puddles than grass.

#ReturnOfDelPiero

Spoiler

1 goal was a penalty, and he got booked for diving, pls ignore that

Yeah, but could he have done it on a cold afternoon in torrential rain in Perugia in 2000, when the mafia that is FIGC decided to fuck us over by not postponing a match that should've been postponed?

 

[subtles]

Del Piero has stepped aside FF.

Pirlo - Suarez together at the top.

Neymar doesn't exist because of Messi.

Toure scores because of the oil money.

 

[dc89]

The worst pitch I have seen in a very long time.

 

[subtles]

Who's the figure floating in the background?

 

[Salazar]

Who's the figure floating in the background?

Dem Botticelli legs.

 

[brokenbeans]

Wow are they playing at the local farm?

 

[TeddyBoy]

Having to turn on my PC using a screwdriver as the power button on the case is broken...

Lol, time to buy an ipad Wheels.

That's enough arm twisting for now. See you all at our first loss of 2014.

Subtles pls, West Ham lost to Moyes, Moyes. Have faith in Brendan.

 

[FootballFan]

Who's the figure floating in the background?

Think its psycho mantis m8.

 

[subtles]

I'll try Teddy, but it just feels like one of those days.

Dem Botticelli legs.

When looked at like a painting the symmetry is a sight to behold.

Think its psycho mantis m8.

I thought he was finished.