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[Scum]

Wait! Arnie and Wilbs working together...?!
I don't even..

 

[Portugeezer]

Wait! Arnie and Wilbs working together...?!
I don't even..

 

[Zabojnik]

Milch, I have failed you. We were so close.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yes Wilbur!

Charge people for any messages they want attached. Premium if they want a turd to drop on Ashley Young's head.

Don't let Andre Marriner control the release mechanism

 

[Mr.Marston]

looks like a stock photo without text from http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/

This is amazing.

 

[Carbonox]

Last interview I had (which I had as I was looking to leave my current work place at the time before I got promoted) went down to the wire - me, an outsider, vs a guy applying from within the company (basically wanting to get promoted). I lost out but fuck if the whole process wasn't thrilling and a massive learning process for me. Made me more ambitious and hungry to succeed.

Wilbur, what was your interview for if you don't mind me asking?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Well Wes is a mod so the obviously do read this thread.

Hi Bish!

Edit: I'm assuming we're talking about the forum hierarchy.

Wes wouldn't harm a fly. The friendly giant he is.

 

[Salvadora]

Suen's ban message.

Would be odd if they didn't considering at least 3 mods are Football fans

 

[Wilbur]

Last interview I had that wasn't for an internal promotion went down to the wire - me, an outsider, vs a guy applying from within the company (basically wanting to get promoted). I lost out but fuck if the whole process wasn't thrilling and a massive learning process for me. Made me more ambitious and hungry to succeed.

Wilbur, what was your interview for if you don't mind me asking?

Grad scheme at a PR company, where Ahnuld works. Seems like a proper top company, had to send in cover letter and shit and got a phone interview out of it. Spoke to a nice lady, blabbered on about nothing, now sitting in bed hand on dick and gun to head

this is the life

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Would be odd if they didn't considering at least 3 mods are Football fans

Kabouter is too busy listening to trashy Europop.

 

[WJD]

Berba <3

 

[FootballFan]

Kabouter is too busy listening to trashy Europop.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

The question 'why do you want this job?' is fucking bizarre when asked in the interview process for a menial job with no real ladder. The reason can only be money.

 

[Clegg]

We've had lots of mods here.

Wes
Kabouter
Cornballer (who has abandoned us)
Mumei (ditto)

 

[Carbonox]

Grad scheme at a PR company, where Ahnuld works. Seems like a proper top company, had to send in cover letter and shit and got a phone interview out of it. Spoke to a nice lady, blabbered on about nothing, now sitting in bed hand on dick and gun to head

this is the life

Once the disappointment wears off, use it to stimulate your mind, body and soul.

Spoiler

and peins

Things like these can be great motivational tools.

The question 'why do you want this job?' is fucking bizarre when asked in the interview process for a menial job with no real ladder. The reason can only be money.

"I've always wanted to work at Tesco's cos guiding an old cunt to the Werther's Originals section is a fulfilling and joyous moment, knowing making him happy will in turn make his grandchildren happy smashing their teeth to bits on the goblin tools"

 

[Slizz]

Berba <3

He's ballin at Monaco. Looks like he also likes it there.

 

[Steverulez]

I hope it will be Torres. Dat insurance money could do well towards the FFP book.

Torres is already dead, perhaps it will be Mikel? Or Ramires?

Stat on Sky Sports News today, 59% win ratio with Ramires in the team (32 games played or something) 12 played without him, 75% win rate...

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Berba <3

Looks like Arby there

 

[subtles]

The hype.

Brilliant Direct.

I can't wait.

 

[Broder Salsa]

looks like a stock photo without text from http://pornhubcommentsonstockphotos.tumblr.com/

 

[Yen]

I'm terrified about having to get a job in a few years time.

"What makes you qualified for this role?"
"Well, I can write a good essay."
"Ok, don't call us, we'll call you"

 

[Kikarian]

Is the bloke on the left Kalas? And why is Cashley topless? He didnt even play. Plus, dat beard, he looks like a hobo.

Terry looks Photoshopped. Wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Slizz]

10/10 A+

 

[Arnie]

Wait! Arnie and Wilbs working together...?!
I don't even..

It nearly happened.

Imagine the jokes. And the awkward explanation of how we knew each other. And how I'd inevitably have been his mentor, which in turn would've been extremely weird.

Imagine if I was legitimately responsible for Wilbury's professional growth.

A boy I met farting in the internet.

what is life

 

[subtles]

Life is beautiful.

 

[Herr K]

A Nintendo Direct killed GAF smh

Greninja on Smash will be killer.

 

[Kikarian]

Doesn't Cornballer post in the MLS thread now?

 

[Elchele]

Doesn't Cornballer post in the MLS thread now?

yep, he makes up for at least 50% of the posts there

 

[Scum]

It nearly happened.

Imagine the jokes. And the awkward explanation of how we knew each other. And how I'd inevitably have been his mentor, which in turn would've been extremely weird.

Imagine if I was legitimately responsible for Wilbury's professional growth.

A boy I met farting in the internet.

what is life

Oh dear God. Help us all. D:

Spoiler

Shame to hear you didn't get it Wilbs

 

[Wilbur]

Would have been more than decent. Bachelor pad. Arnie getting violently sick when I'm eating cheese strings on the sofa. Twosing a bird, double penetration while she wears a half and half scarf

Bliss

 

[Arnie]

Would have been more than decent. Bachelor pad. Arnie getting violently sick when I'm eating cheese strings on the sofa. Twosing a bird, double penetration while she wears a half and half scarf

Bliss

In fairness the bachelor pad dream would've died if we'd worked together.

If I spent the hours between 9am-7pm with you I wouldnt want to hear you talking about the embedded meaning in Kanye's new track at 10:24pm.

 

[Messi]

Guys, I'm nervous .

Simone please. Let us have this one

 

[Ushojax]

I see QPR lost again, you can set your watch to Harry's terrible run-ins.

Also SMASH BROS

 

[L1NETT]

Onwards and upwards Wilbz son. Sorry it didn't work out :/

---

W1A finished tonight

Sharp as shit satire of the BBC, recommend it. Twenty Twelve spin off if any of yous watched that.

That, Rev and Stewart Lee...Beeb are fucking killing it. Can never understand for the life of me why derps slag it off.

 

[Lambda Pie]

what happened to rvy and Suen?

 

[WJD]

It nearly happened.

Imagine the jokes. And the awkward explanation of how we knew each other. And how I'd inevitably have been his mentor, which in turn would've been extremely weird.

Imagine if I was legitimately responsible for Wilbury's professional growth.

A boy I met farting in the internet.

what is life

I'll give it a go next year so you can keep the dream on life support.

 

[KidA Seven]

I can't wait to tell Moyes he's a stupid bastard when he decides to use Rppmey as the #10.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U1Ep_xqvVo

 

[Wilbur]

Cheers boys, no worries! All experience.

In fairness the bachelor pad dream would've died if we'd worked together.

If I spent the hours between 9am-7pm with you I wouldnt want to hear you talking about the embedded meaning in Kanye's new track at 10:24pm.

:lol

Would have come to blows when Welbz slots in the fourth at Anfield in next year's Moyessiah rising

 

[faridmon]

I didn't watch the match, but reading the reports. Wow, Congrats to Chelsea-Gaf. I told you, you gotta believe.

Sorry Milch

 

[Arnie]

I'll give it a go next year so you can keep the dream on life support.

I think you'd be easier to explain than Nathan.

 

[Kikarian]

yep, he makes up for at least 50% of the posts there

Replies to himself.

 

[Wilbur]

I think you'd be easier to explain than Nathan.

pls he sent us a video of his real life cock the other week

was jokes

 

[subtles]

Nine consecutive years Madrid have failed to make the semis. Then came Mou.

They didn't choke tonight because Mou was channeling his inner spirit. #Media #SpecialOne #WhereisBrendan

 

[Broder Salsa]

I didn't watch the match, but reading the reports. Wow, Congrats to Chelsea-Gaf. I told you, you gotta believe.

Sorry Milch

Reading sucks.

 

[KidA Seven]

Nine consecutive years Madrid have failed to make the semis.

Beautiful times.

 

[Kikarian]

Breaking Bad spoiler ahead!..
@StanCollymore
"Thanks to all for telling me

Spoiler

Walt dies

. Can't wait."

So he has just spoilt it for everyone else, then.

 

[Wes]

W1A finished tonight

Sharp as shit satire of the BBC, recommend it. Twenty Twelve spin off if any of yous watched that.

That, Rev and Stewart Lee...Beeb are fucking killing it. Can never understand for the life of me why derps slag it off.

WHAT?! Was it just 4 episodes? How.... unexciting.

I liked it as an insight in to the BBC, but I didn't find it overly funny. A fair watch. The Trip to Italy was brilliant though.

 

[faridmon]

Reading sucks.


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My internett can't handle those, will see it tomorrow!

Reading sucks? Typical Dane!

 

[WJD]

pls he sent us a video of his real life cock the other week

was jokes

Pulled pork does funny things to me.

 

[Broder Salsa]

My internett can't handle those, will see it tomorrow!

Reading sucks? Typical Dane!

Haha I actually do love reading, although like with music I pick a few authors I fucking love and just stick with them way too much. But yes, football you gotta see man. Or listen to the in radio.