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[Freewheelin']

WOOOOODDENNNNNN

 

[Koko]

Pastors!

 

[Manzepi]

JAVIIIIIIIER MY GOODNESS !!!

OMG what a match <3 PARIS PARIS PARIS <3

 

[The_Hitcher89]

4 minutes minimum added time

Goal at 93 minutes

Whistle blown at 93:38

UEFA pls

 

[Slizz]

Regardless of PSG's oil influences that crowd was pretty good tonight.

 

[Moobabe]

Holy shit Lampard is gash. Be glad to see the back of him in the summer.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Well, good thing we are still in first place in the Premi...



Baby horse needs more milk.

 

[Zoned]

Cech eat a load of shit.

 

[Ushojax]

Cech's cost them two goals tonight, very poor show from him.

 

[dc89]

Even flops can style on EPL teams. What a joke

I was about to say this. I've watched PSG games where he can't even control the ball never alone get a shot on target.

 

[Suen]

GET FUCKED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:looooooooool Lambda, a Ligue 1 team fucked your second team over hahahahaha.

 

[K1LLER7]

Great goal.

Cech should've gone with his legs.

He ain't no De Gea.

 

[rvy]

I'm not sure about that. He doesn't defend as good (which is one of his main roles even RB/LB are more involved in pushing up) and his shots aren't even half as good as Marcelo's. Stop defending him that because he played for Benfica.

#FuckBenfica

Spoiler

<3

Marcelo can't play as a midfdielr. Which is what I'm saying, not that Coentrão is a better RB than Marcelo.

 

[Sane_Man]

Hopefully all these losses fucks Chelsea's confidence and they keep dropping points in the Prem.

 

[Lambda Pie]

And we're out....

Benfica beat them at home. if we can do it so can you.

:looooooooool Lambda, a Ligue 1 team fucked your second team over hahahahaha.

eh, see above.

 

[Draconian]

Holy shit Lampard is gash. Be glad to see the back of him in the summer.

There are a lot of players on this team who are rubbish and have been picked up and carried by the rest of the team all season.

 

[Fularu]

Yessssssss

Pastore to the rescue!

"Ici c'est Paris!"

 

[dark_prinny]

:loooooool Chelsea.

Llourinho AM CRY.

 

[Razor554]

YEEEES PSG.

Nothing is better than seeing Cuntrinho losing. Nothing.

 

[José Mourinho]

Shite performance from start to finish. Half this squad need binned.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Zlatan did his disappearing act in a big game again? Shocker

 

[FootballFan]

Terrible from Lamps. Bad from Cech. Good from Pastore.

Isn't Cech known for being weak on the near post?

 

[Salazar]

What the fuck is wrong with Shaka Hislop, lol

One team wins 3-1 and he's all "wow, nothing separates these teams", "at 3-1, this really hangs in the balance".

 

[K1LLER7]

Morata following in Torres footsteps. Even cut his hair like him.

 

[Koko]

I'm not sure about that. He doesn't defend as good (which is one of his main roles even RB/LB are more involved in pushing up) and his shots aren't even half as good as Marcelo's. Stop defending him that because he played for Benfica.

#FuckBenfica

Spoiler

<3

:loool

Marcelo doesn't come even close to Cuntrao when it comes to defending.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Come home.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Great goal.

Cech should've gone with his legs.

He ain't no De Gea.

I was about to say it might be another case of a keeper being fucked over by a lack of having the same reflex as DDG in going with his legs when the ball is that low

 

[Jack cw]

Bayern, Barca, Real, PSG.
Amazing semis incoming.

 

[Broder Salsa]

GET FUCKED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, only started supporting PSG as they turned into Palermo Saint-Germain. No surprise really, as a Torino supporter you must be jealous of those talented players and saw the perfect opportunity when Zamparini decided PSG should have them all.

 

[Marc]

Costly defending. Why did Terry make his profile smaller for the short? Makes no sense to me.

Yeah, all Cech though really. Lampard can't tackle him without giving away a pen, Az should have stayed on his feet but just too good a skill. Cech beaten on his post again, just slow, needs to be replaced by the Cout.


Chelsea look so aimless without a good striker though, they have no outlet in away games, no way to build up attacks. They can't even hold the ball up front ffs. Lukaku would have been boss in this kind of game but dat Mou and young players.

 

[dc89]

Cech's cost them two goals tonight, very poor show from him.

He's the new JOE HART!

 

[Mr Cola]

Bayern, Barca, Real, PSG.
Amazing semis incoming.

On PSGS display tonight any of those 3 would rip them apart

 

[Moobabe]

There are a lot of players on this team who are rubbish and have been picked up and carried by the rest of the team all season.

Yeah - Torres came on and was so ordinary it hurt. I've been the first to defend him this season but when he performs like this (and like he did against Palace) I just can't.

Lampard and Torres for free - just have them.

 

[Slizz]

DDG makes BOTH them fucking saves for the last 2 PSG goals.

 

[Blablurn]

Paris <3 Well done.

 

[rvy]

Ramires out.
Luiz out.
Lampard out.
Cech out.
JT out.
Fernando out.

Pretty soon Chelski is gonna have no players.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

WTF is doing Courtois in Atleti?

Np guys, we'll give you Casillas and you give us Courtois. Fair deal.

 

[Zabojnik]

But but but Pastore is shit.

Fuck off.

He is though.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yeah, all Cech though really. Lampard can't tackle him without giving away a pen, Az should have stayed on his feet but just too good a skill. Cech beaten on his post again, just slow, needs to be replaced by the Cout.


Chelsea look so aimless without a good striker though, they have no outlet in away games, no way to build up attacks. They can't even hold the ball up front ffs. Lukaku would have been boss in this kind of game but dat Mou and young players.

Fuck off m8, he's not even a goalkeeper

 

[Suen]

YEEEES PSG.

Nothing is better than seeing Cuntrinho losing. Nothing.

Pep yesterday was best. Nothing beats that.

 

[Fularu]

Bayern, Barca, Real, PSG.
Amazing semis incoming.

Barca isn't wining in Madrid.

 

[GQman2121]

Benfica beat them at home. if we can do it so can you.

eh, see above.

Not in our current form. We're in free fall I'm afraid.

 

[Meier]

4 minutes minimum added time

Goal at 93 minutes

Whistle blown at 93:38

UEFA pls

Ref blew the whistle at 45:06 in the first half. No fussing about for this guy.

 

[Moobabe]

Ramires out.
Luiz out.
Lampard out.
Cech out.
JT out.
Fernando out.

Pretty soon Chelski is gonna have no players.

GOOD ONE!

 

[Broder Salsa]

He's the new JOE HART!

No. Cech was actually great for a long time, before age and injuries starting showing its effect on him. Hart was always shit.

He is though.

Wrong motherfucker.

 

[Dark Rider]

3-0 is not bad
but not safe :x

 

[Koko]

He is though.

He has always been good when he has played. Clearly not 40 millions good but he is a more than capable player.

 

[Herr K]

Pastore's goal was sex. He shagged 5 men to score that. The best porno I've seen in my life.

I still can't close my mouth. What a piece of art.

 

[Jack cw]

Paris <3 Well done.

Schalke will surpass a Lewandowski less Dortmund. I hope we get them in DFB final to underline their mediocre season. Where is Milch?

 

[Ingeniero]

What a goal that was, take that Mou you c*nt.

Bayern, Atletico, Real, PSG.
Amazing semis incoming.

Fixed that for you.