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[Yurt]

Thought you guys were referring to the Wii U when talking about the superior platform.

Andy Carroll/Welbeck/Fellaini/Gervinho?

Osvaldo actually

 

[Lambda Pie]

This is a crazy KO..... His head snaps so fast I can't even see the impact from the punch.

ya, it's lighting fast. should've used this one with the dude holding his dick after getting KOed:

 

[Broder Salsa]

Andy Carroll/Welbeck/Fellaini/Gervinho?

EDIT:


This is a crazy KO..... His head snaps so fast I can't even see the impact from the punch.

If you want to see crazy shit, go look at that Deathmatch wrestling thread. Post 48 by LambPisscum was especially crazy, I wish I could use that as a gif response without getting banned. I finally realized wrestling isn't all terrible.

 

[everthustodeadbeats]

I really don't know what is going on there, but there is some glimmer of hope!

Alternative prediction is my nigga'

Explanation is on the first page of that thread. I'm a 'Pool fan, but I have no prob with Everton doing alright. I like Martinez' style of play.

 

[Lambda Pie]

If you want to see crazy shit, go look at that Deathmatch wrestling thread. Post 48 by LambPisscum was especially crazy, I wish I could use that as a gif response without getting banned. I finally realized wrestling isn't all dumb.

http://i.minus.com/ib0WuawKIYQ9yw.gif

don't click if you're eating.

 

[Slizz]

If you want to see crazy shit, go look at that Deathmatch wrestling thread. Post 48 by LambPisscum was especially crazy, I wish I could use that as a gif response without getting banned. I finally realized wrestling isn't all terrible.

http://i.minus.com/ib0WuawKIYQ9yw.gif

don't click if you're eating.

LMAO, I clicked that thread this morning before I went to a job interview. Fucking insane and I thought ECW back in the day was crazy.

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://i.minus.com/ib0WuawKIYQ9yw.gif

don't click if you're eating.

Seriously these guys are fucking insane. But at least they have a way of fighting nearly to death, legally. Was thinking more about that guy not giving a shit about his head squirting blood.... and the guy drinking his own blood.

 

[faridmon]

Explanation is on the first page of that thread. I'm a 'Pool fan, but I have no prob with Everton doing alright. I like Martinez' style of play.

I wish there were more Liverpool fans like you

Yeah read it, understood the gist of it, closed it off since my brain is not fully functioning properly tonight.

 

[Slizz]

Seriously these guys are fucking insane. But at least they have a way of fighting nearly to death, legally. Was thinking more about that guy not giving a shit about his head squirting blood.... and the guy drinking his own blood.

The saw to forehead and weedwacker got me.

 

[rvy]

http://i.minus.com/ib0WuawKIYQ9yw.gif

don't click if you're eating.

Kill them before they breed.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Seriously these guys are fucking insane. But at least they have a way of fighting nearly to death, legally. Was thinking more about that guy not giving a shit about his head squirting blood.... and the guy drinking his own blood.

i love the box cutter stabbing, dunno know if it was posted there.

http://i.minus.com/ilMtBSoAUYTWE.gif

 

[Slizz]

Good lord lol.

 

[Yurt]

i love the box cutter stabbing, dunno know if it was posted there.

http://i.minus.com/ilMtBSoAUYTWE.gif

WHY are they doing this? Isn't it easier to do porn?

 

[Broder Salsa]

WHY are they doing this? Isn't it easier to do porn?

Some people just want to fight each other half to death yurt. Who are we to stop them? That weedwacker to the body was terrible.

 

[Slizz]

WHY are they doing this? Isn't it easier to do porn?

The love of the sport brah. And they def are getting their rocks off more with the violence than they are with porn.

 

[GorillaJu]

Please don't being that death match wrestling stuff in here. Not everyone shares your appreciation for morbidity.

 

[Wilbur]

I think it's hilarious. i just don't understand it.

 

[Yurt]

Some people just want to fight each other half to death yurt. Who are we to stop them? That weedwacker to the body was terrible.

The love of the sport brah. And they def are getting their rocks off more with the violence than they are with porn.

this conversation

 

[Lambda Pie]

Please don't being that death match wrestling stuff in here. Not everyone shares your appreciation for morbidity.

 

[subtles]

http://i.minus.com/ib0WuawKIYQ9yw.gif

don't click if you're eating.

I clicked it while eating without a reaction.

Does this make me hard?

 

[Slizz]

I clicked it while eating without a reaction.

Does this make me hard?

Keep eating and go to the thread in OT.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Please don't being that death match wrestling stuff in here. Not everyone shares your appreciation for morbidity.

Okay.

What is this even. Is there an actual midget wrestler? Or do they just use the poor guy as a monkey prop?

 

[subtles]

Keep eating and go to the thread in OT.

I'll pass. I don't want to find my limit.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Okay.

What is this even. Is there an actual midget wrestler? Or do they just use the poor guy as a monkey prop?

They just used an infant. It's cheaper.

 

[Elchele]

What is this even. Is there an actual midget wrestler? Or do they just use the poor guy as a monkey prop?

mexican lucha libre is full of them

 

[Broder Salsa]

mexican lucha libre is full of them

This is all I know about lucha libre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7qm-lazcv0

They just used an infant. It's cheaper.

I saw that a 9 month old killed someone in OT today, you can't trust them.

 

[Lambda Pie]

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

This is all I know about lucha libre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7qm-lazcv0

Oh man I need to watch 2010 Konami E3 show again at some point.

Tears every time.

 

[Scum]

What's this?! People doing terrible harm to each?? I wonder wh-

CTRL + F "Wilbur"
CTRL + F "Lambda"
CTRL + F "Wooden"

...

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh man I need to watch 2010 Konami E3 show again at some point.

Tears every time.

It's so much better with youtube caption too.

 

[subtles]

Poor short men. Tyrion would be ashamed.

 

[Scum]

EEXXXXXXTTTTRRRRRREEEEEMMMMMMEEEEE!

 

[Salazar]

you can't trust them.

Send them on loan.

 

[subtles]

looooooooooool

You'll face youth trafficking violations similar to Barca.

 

[Yurt]

Send them on loan.

YESSS LOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Broder Salsa]

looooooooooool

You'll face youth trafficking violations similar to Barca.

Like they will dare go after gazprom.

 

[LanceVance]

Just watched The Usual Suspects

That was a good movie

Spoiler

Although I thought that Kevin Spacey being Kaiser Sosa was pretty obvious as soon as the detective offered him protection if he testified and he refused and said he'd rather take his chances on the street

 

[Scum]

Doesn't Chelsea have a crap load of players coming back from loan for next season? Like double figures in total??

 

[nampad]

HSV HSV HSV!!!!
So happy today. I think I keep not watching the games because they play well when I don't and lose when I do. Maybe I am cursed but whatever keeps them from getting relegated.
Looking at the table, my pants are full of shit

 

[Slizz]

Just watched The Usual Suspects

That was a good movie

Spoiler

Although I thought that Kevin Spacey being Kaiser Sosa was pretty obvious as soon as the detective offered him protection if he testified and he refused and said he'd rather take his chances on the street

GIMME THE FUCKIN CAR KEYS YOU COCKSUCKIN MUTHAFUCKAAAAAA LALALALALA

 

[Yurt]

Just watched The Usual Suspects

That was a good movie

Spoiler

Although I thought that Kevin Spacey being Kaiser Sosa was pretty obvious as soon as the detective offered him protection if he testified and he refused and said he'd rather take his chances on the street

Spoiler inside the spoilertags

Spoiler

and because he's Kevin Spacey innit it was hard to suspect him back then

 

[GorillaJu]

Just watched The Usual Suspects

That was a good movie

Spoiler

Although I thought that Kevin Spacey being Kaiser Sosa was pretty obvious as soon as the detective offered him protection if he testified and he refused and said he'd rather take his chances on the street

I like the little brain fucks that it had but the filming, writing and acting all suck noodles.

 

[rvy]

Spoiler

Although I thought that Kevin Spacey being Kaiser Sosa was pretty obvious as soon as the detective offered him protection if he testified and he refused and said he'd rather take his chances on the street

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I like the little brain fucks that it had but the filming, writing and acting all suck noodles.

Wouldn't go that far but it's certainly uneven. Budgetary constraints showed.

 

[Wilbur]

I like the little brain fucks that it had but the filming, writing and acting all suck noodles.

what

acting sucks noodles

what

 

[Perfect Blue]

GAME OF THRONES SUNDAY WOOOOO

 

[Slizz]

GAME OF THRONES SUNDAY WOOOOO

Been hyped.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Doesn't Chelsea have a crap load of players coming back from loan for next season? Like double figures in total??

----------------Courtois-----------------

Wallace-Zouma- Omerou-Bertrand

-----------Romeu-Chalobah------------

-----T. Hazard - Piazon - Atsu-------

------------------Lukaku ------------------



I guess Victor Moses and Marko Marin can come on as a sub for the reserve team.

 

[nampad]

WoodenLung is a cool fellow.

Really good player. Wonder who'll snap him up this summer.

Hopefully for free when Hamburg goes to 2nd Bundesliga, subsequently forced to declare bankruptcy, leaving the one true club of the city to rule.
If I had to guess, Schalke or Leverkusen might snatch him.

Shut your whore mouths!!! We won't get relegated and even when he has a contract for the 2. league.

 

[Mr.Marston]

A former Arsenal footballer who grew up with Cristiano Ronaldo is now fighting in Syria alongside extremists, it has been claimed.

The man, who is said to have turned his back on a moneyed lifestyle in Europe, was filmed in two videos posted on an extremist website in which he addresses people in Ukraine and calls on others to join the al-Qaida-affiliated Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS).

He is seen wearing a black mask to cover the majority of his face and wields what appears to be an AK-47 as he talks to his audience in heavily accented English.

In the videos, which were posted on Russian website FiSyria.com with Cyrillic subtitles, he refers to the West as ‘animals’ and ‘dirty people’.

The text around the video on the site, which is viewed as one with close links to ISIS, claims that the man ‘grew up with Ronaldo, played for Arsenal and left football, money and European way of life in order to make the path of Allah’. It also says he was originally from Portugal and was radicalised two years ago.

During the first of two four-minute posts, he is introduced in the English subtitles as Abu Issa Andaluzi from Sham.

He then goes on to say: ‘My advice to you is that we are in need of all types of help from those who can help us in fighting the enemy.

‘Welcome, come and join us and from those who think that they cannot fight they should also come and join us because it maybe that they can help us in something else, for example help with medicine, help us financially, help us with with advice, help with any other qualities they may have and any other skills they might have, and they can give and pass on this knowledge, and we can take whatever is beneficial and that way they will participate in jihad.’

Arsenal are said to be investigating the claims that the man is a former player at the club but a spokesman told the Sun: ‘We do not recognise the individual from the published clips and we don’t have any record of a [person of this name] representing the club at any level.’


http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/04/former-arsenal-player-films-jihad-video-and-urges-others-to-join-him-in-syria-4689538/