Support NeoGAF

[Slizz]

Lol what a start.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

How can you lose your shit when fucking Dzeko is running at you on the corner of the box? Good as he is, he's not exactly a terrifying dribbler

 

[Wilbur]

That tackle was so stupid. So fucking stupid.

City's planned expansion is so stupid. So fucking stupid.

 

[Meier]

How did he miss that one?!

 

[Into]

Lol

What exactly is the point of that "backheel tackle"?

The ball was clearly on the ground, the kicked up in the air, why? What is the plan here?

Dumbass, thats why.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Yeah this is gonna go 6-0

 

[King_Moc]

I put the game on, literally 5 seconds later City get a penalty. Turned it off now.

Why is that stadium so empty?

 

[Tc91]

That tackle was so stupid. So fucking stupid.

City's planned expansion is so stupid. So fucking stupid.

I just text my brother saying "dat emptyhad"

His reply: "WAT?! Tom pls it's a sell out"

..

 

[Arnie]

This is going to be a rout.

May as well fuck it off and head to the shops.

 

[subtles]

I was referring to the papers with a tinge of sarcasm Arnie.

I'm afraid we'll beat City only to lose points elsewhere and come third. Any impetus towards the title must go through Carroll, who endearingly told his mates at the start of the season we'll win the league, and end at Mourinho's bus.

The final chapter begins lads.

 

[Ushojax]

Cricket score incoming, Soton look like scared children at the back.

MoPo can only do so much with such jittery defenders.

 

[confuziz]

Is there a traffic problem around manchester? I'm serious. Etihad might be empty sometimes, but not this empty.

 

[Wilbur]

I just text my brother saying "dat emptyhad"

His reply: "WAT?! Tom pls it's a sell out"

..

Looooooool

I'm genuinely stunned how many empty seats there are

 

[GQman2121]

This has mauling written all over it.

 

[caramac]

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I put the game on, literally 5 seconds later City get a penalty. Turned it off now.

Why is that stadium so empty?

Most loyal fans in the league.

 

[LanceVance]

Please just turn off Owen's mic

 

[Clegg]

That loyalty.

Edit: FFS Shatner

 

[Arnie]

City just aren't that big of a club.

Lifeless entity. Playing at a fucking athletics stadium.

 

[LTWheels]

Have Manchester got the times mixted up? Maybe they haven't realised the clocks changed. Empty. Stadium.

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Mansour should just buy additional fans.

Maybe the expansion budget includes these already though.

 

[Meier]

Wow, great crosss.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

BUT THE TICKETS WERE SOLD

 

[Wilbur]

Wow, great crosss.

Meier please explain

 

[GQman2121]

The mics would pickup a fart in the upper deck it's so quiet.

 

[Elchele]

surely dc'ing but Hyypia finally sacked :lol

Lewa takes over, finally!

 

[Broder Salsa]

I fucking hate hashtags on banners.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Come on guys

They had 30k there in division 2

And look at all that land outside

Blue moon

 

[Wilbur]

Come on guys

They had 30k there in division 2

And look at all that land outside

Blue moon

They really are loyal. 30k in division 2, 30k at the top of the prem.

 

[calza]

City just aren't that big of a club.

Lifeless entity. Playing at a fucking athletics stadium.

?

 

[King_Moc]

BUT THE TICKETS WERE SOLD

Was it similar to how they sold themselves their own IP rights, I wonder?

 

[Slizz]

If Southampton could do anything in the box. They are getting good service in there.

 

[Bumhead]

Michael Brown's at it again.

About time someone put the cunt out of the game if he's not going to retire himself.

 

[Meier]

Meier please explain

I left my glasses in the room accidentally and don't want to sneak back in. It looks full from what I can see!

 

[Arnie]

?

Nice 1 m8

 

[Broder Salsa]

If Southampton could do anything in the box. They are getting good service in there.

A shame J-Rod is a bit shit.

 

[Vivalaraza]

:lol

Picture of salt

Great bantz that

 

[subtles]

Come on Lallana.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I hope Southampton stay in the PL for years to come.

 

[Wilbur]

I left my glasses in the room accidentally and don't want to sneak back in. It looks full from what I can see!

LOOOOOOOOOL <3

 

[Arnie]

:lol

Picture of salt

Great bantz that

lololol

Innit

 

[Feorax]

Lallana has the first touch of a sledgehammer today.

 

[LanceVance]

Demichelis is one of the worst defenders I've ever seen

 

[Arnie]

Demichelis is one of the worst defenders I've ever seen

I don't actually think he's that bad.

Just error prone.

Riddled with concentration issues.

 

[Splatt]

Gazzaniga has funny hair

 

[Wilbur]

I don't actually think he's that bad.

Just error prone.

Riddled with concentration issues.

That's a bit like Kos isn't it? All the physical attributes to be a top top defender, but he's a dumb cunt

 

[subtles]

Where is your translator Pochettino? Your team no understand.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I don't actually think he's that bad.

Just error prone.

Riddled with concentration issues.

JEVANS

 

[Splatt]

That's a bit like Kos isn't it? All the physical attributes to be a top top defender, but he's a dumb cunt

 

[LanceVance]

I don't actually think he's that bad.

Just error prone.

Riddled with concentration issues.

Whenever I've seen him play he just seems to try to play the offside trap, fails miserably, then gets left for dust whilst the attacker sprints past him

Also probably doesn't help that he sprints slower than my grandma