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[The_Hitcher89]

The Champions League needs redemption

 

[L1NETT]

Chris Kamara brought Schwarzer to English football from Germany

Yes Kammy

 

[Salvadora]

This may as well be Stoke versus Fulham. Horrible.

Nice ball from Luiz.

Really bad, isn't it.

Would expect Athletic to do better given the weaknesses in this Chelsea side.

 

[Carbonox]

I've got an inflamed right nipple and it's sore.

dig it out with a spork.

 

[brokenbeans]

Cancer.

This sums up every medical related google search ever.

 

[FootballFan]

I've got an inflamed right nipple and it's sore.

Just googled that symptom mate, unfortunately you are going to die within the next 48 hours.

 

[PowderedToast]

so dull

how can you be satisifed with this as a chelsea fan

 

[Sviatoslav]

Dat gazprom advertising has been the best thing about this game.

 

[Elchele]

dat epl football quality

 

[subtles]

If Chelsea want the elegant, conspicuous and somewhat pompous Torres to return; they need them balls behind the defense.

He's at home. That will reignite his lost flame.

 

[FootballFan]

what?
He's one of the most important players in the team. He just recovered from injury you fool

Calm down, no need to call him a fool m8.

 

[phaze]

On a permanent basis.

Poor guy can't catch a break. Wenger should have gone for him.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

so dull

how can you be satisifed with this as a chelsea fan

They are in the semifinals while every other english team is out.

I would be if I was a chelsea fan

 

[WJD]

football is dying a slow agonising death right now

This is negative football, Bayern-gaf.

 

[K1LLER7]

what?
He's one of the most important players in the team. He just recovered from injury you fool

I've watched them a couple times this season and he's been on the bench for most. Had no idea he was injured though.

 

[Zabojnik]

The Champions League needs redemption

Liverpool - Juve final next year.

 

[LegoArmo]

van Gaal managing United in Europe will be a whole new experience. First ever departure from British or Irish management for United?

 

[dark_prinny]

CourtGOD and his magnetic gloves.

 

[Salvadora]

so dull

how can you be satisifed with this as a chelsea fan

It gets results.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

so dull

how can you be satisifed with this as a chelsea fan

I'd question why the team, with so much money spent on it and one of the top 5 managers in the world, has to play like this, but 0-0 is perfectly fine.

 

[kmax]

That Chelsea Bus

all aboard!

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Guys, you want to play this way against atletico.

They only know how to do crosses and long shots when they have the ball.

 

[Mr Cola]

Cant watch another half of this

 

[Regulus Tera]

This match is so boring.

 

[brokenbeans]

Just googled that symptom mate, unfortunately you are going to die within the next 48 hours.

I blame Moyes.

 

[Splatt]

Chelski playing medieval football

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I can't believe this uber-expensive Chelsea team is parking the bus against Athletic's financially struggling side. Who's the underdog here?

Actually amazing.

 

[Steverulez]

Pulis's Palace play more exciting football than Mourinho's Chelsea. Pulis is quite tactically switched on at Palace.

This match (and line-up) is hardly indicative of our preferred line-up or formation though.

Hazard, Eto'o, Matic, Ivanovic and now Cech would all be playing if fit I would guess and when we tried to be more attacking earlier this season we conceded quite a lot.

I would expect when we have everyone available and our summer transfer business done we might play a little differently.

 

[Elchele]

Hey, that's the only way to play against Atletico.

 

[Feorax]

I'm fine with this. 0-0 is a great scoreline for Chelsea going into the 2nd leg.

Whatever keeps their mind off the weekend.

 

[K1LLER7]

Big Sam's team would beat both these teams with ease.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Liverpool - Juve final next year.

You know it bruv. Sterling MotM.

 

[phaze]

That Chelsea Bus

all aboard!

 

[doicare]

doicare says if you rely on luck your luck eventually runs out and you get beaten by the better team. Does that mean that all those times he talked about United's bad luck, or luck which had run out, they were in fact just being beaten by the better teams. Is that what this means? Has he now rendered all his previous posts null and void?

Way to completely misunderstand what i said. Luck can win or lose you games, cups and a season. Luck won't be able to carry you year in year out and sooner rather than later it will run out and you'll get found out.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Chelsea make every match they're involved in boring.

 

[Hixx]

Didn't really care who won at kick off but christ I want Atletico to score so badly now.

 

[wedward]

This is boring as shit, but why would you expect Mourinho to play any other way.

If he were the manager of Bayern he would set his team up like this.

 

[Fergie]

David Luiz has great range of passing, and he looks flat-footed.

He's like the perfect Barca defender, can shoot, can pass but can't defend most of the time.

 

[FootballFan]

Literally a metre away, full on volley and they ask for handball. pls.

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Literally a metre away, full on volley and they ask for handball. pls.

Ppl like Atletico, but they are a bunch of cunts too.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This is boring as shit, but why would you expect Mourinho to play any other way.

If he were the manager of the Harlem Globetrotters he would set his team up like this.

.

 

[Ensirius]

What a boring piece of manure.

 

[GQman2121]

Mikel again in the right spot to defend.

 

[Steverulez]

so dull

how can you be satisifed with this as a chelsea fan

I want to win, I dont particularly give a shit how we do it. Its a CL semi-final away from home missing key players and our away form at the moment isnt great - see PSG in the last round.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Literally a metre away, full on volley and they ask for handball. pls.

What are you upset about? That they didn't crowd the ref about it?

 

[dark_prinny]

Mourinho needs to leave football before he destroy it.

 

[Fergie]

Every single cross or set-piece reaching a Chelsea player.

AM pls.

 

[Herr K]

What a boring piece of manure.

ManU is already out, son.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This is basically Man Utd vs Fulham, only without the lols

Just a barrage of useless crosses into a flooded box

 

[subtles]

True footy died with Torres.