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[Carbonox]

This is turning into another cheese debate.

I missed this and so I shall deem:

blue cheese
edam
brie
feta

god tier cheese

whoever thinks those blocks of cheddar at tescos is acceptable i will donkey punch your wife

 

[LanceVance]

I fucking love meat 🌚

That's because you're a dirty little slut Dean

 

[Can Crusher]

Gorgonzola

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Remember

Refrigerated chocolate or else

 

[Dark Rider]

I have a bad feeling about the match

 

[ShogunDarius]

I missed this and so I shall deem:

blue cheese
edam
brie
feta

god tier cheese

whoever thinks those blocks of cheddar at tescos is acceptable i will donkey punch your wife

Diary Lee and Laughing cow, I don't care if its aimed at kids, they are GOLDEN

 

[pulga]

your fucking steak talk is stressing me out

someone tell me how were gonna win tonight pls

 

[Marc]

:O

Lamb=Chicken>Beef>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pork

Dude, you need to get some proper pork. Pulled pork, ribs and a joint can be heavenly. Slow roasted over a day with bbq glazing... mmmmm

Chicken can be made to taste like anything so inherently superior.



Guys, if you ever get the chance, eat a zebra steak. Best meat I have ever had, seriously.

 

[TeddyBoy]

Why do Bayern have two GK's on the bench.

Does BayernGAF have an answer to this? It seems pretty weird.

At MadridGAF: My brother went to Madrid on holiday a couple weeks ago and bought me a couple presents from the Bernabeu

 

[Freewheelin']

That's because you're a dirty little slut Dean

Pls.

 

[Carbonox]

I remember chewing into some steak once and it was just incredible. I was just thinking "why can't fanny taste like this"

Amazing

you know those juices left on your plate from the steak, couldnt you put them on your bird and blow raspberries in her muff?

steak and bj day just took another turn - she can suck my cock slathered in steak juice, i bet she will want to impregnate me then

 

[Dark Rider]

your fucking steak talk is stressing me out

someone tell me how were gonna win tonight pls

We simply won't :x

 

[Blablurn]

your fucking steak talk is stressing me out

someone tell me how were gonna win tonight pls

play over rafinhas side

 

[Meier]

Remember

Refrigerated chocolate or else

I love putting chocolate in the fridge and letting but my wife hates it. She loves dark chocolate too but I'm kind of ambivalent personally.

 

[Gurthang]

Due to some circumstances in my life this might be the last thing i might ever enjoy in life. Pls dont disappoint me Real

 

[The_Hitcher89]

He's a joy to watch. A true gamechanger that is just utterly explosive. Definitely my favorite player that isn't on City.

 

[Koko]

Hala Madrid!

Hopefully Ramos gets a yellow card so he doesn't play next match.

 

[bjaelke]

I completely forgot about Ramos' penalty 2 years ago. Hilarious stuff.

 

[Slizz]

Dude, you need to get some proper pork. Pulled pork, ribs and a joint can be heavenly. Slow roasted over a day with bbq glazing... mmmmm

Chicken can be made to taste like anything so inherently superior.



Guys, if you ever get the chance, eat a zebra steak. Best meat I have ever had, seriously.

Tons of great meat contained in the head as well. Cheeks, jowl, ears etc.

Must say I'm not too big of a fan of organs, tend to be a bit to metallic for my tastes but sometimes they are done perfectly.

 

[Dark Rider]

Does BayernGAF have an answer to this? It seems pretty weird.

At MadridGAF: My brother went to Madrid on holiday a couple weeks ago and bought me a couple presents from the Bernabeu

you have a great brother man

 

[Broder Salsa]

Put a few euros on Ramos getting sent off. Lets do this.

 

[Pachimari]

HALA MADRID!

Time to wear my Real Madrid ring, scarf and hat tonight.

 

[Can Crusher]

Ramos gonna get himself reded.

 

[Wilbur]

you know those juices left on your plate from the steak, couldnt you put them on your bird and blow raspberries in her muff?

steak and bj day just took another turn - she can suck my cock slathered in steak juice, i bet she will want to impregnate me then

Or you keep all the juice and pop it in a gravy

Either or

Either or is fine with me

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I completely forgot about Ramos' penalty 2 years ago. Hilarious stuff.

THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO?

FUCK ME

 

[Into]

I completely forgot about Ramos' penalty 2 years ago. Hilarious stuff.

GOAT lol

 

[pulga]

Due to some circumstances in my life this might be the last thing i might ever enjoy in life. Pls dont disappoint me Real

well if that doesnt raise some red flags nothing will

Wesssssss pls

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

your fucking steak talk is stressing me out

someone tell me how were gonna win tonight pls

CR7 receives the ball, shoots from 30 meters and scores a fantastic goal.

First minute of the match.

He runs up to Pep, looks him in the eyes and whispers "Messi can't save your ass anymore, you're mine now"

Match ends 3-0

 

[Scully Scully Scoo]

so what are the prediction? im feeling a draw then bayern will win 2nd leg and go through. if the most overrated player in the world aka cr7 plays today madrid will LOSE 100% guaranteed

 

[Freewheelin']

Due to some circumstances in my life this might be the last thing i might ever enjoy in life. Pls dont disappoint me Real

This has depressed me

Do it for this dude, Madrid!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Dante is a proper weak link. Run at him Cristiano. Run like you used to.

 

[Pachimari]

Hala Madrid!

Hopefully Ramos gets a yellow card so he doesn't play next match.

I completely forgot about Ramos' penalty 2 years ago. Hilarious stuff.

Put a few euros on Ramos getting sent off. Lets do this.

No matter what, Sergio Ramos will mess something up.

Fun fact: If Cristiano scores tonight he will be the one player who have scored the most Champions League goals in a season.

 

[Zabojnik]

There better be some fucking football drama on display tonight.

There'll be drama tomorrow in EL for sure, but I probably won't like it. :cursed:

 

[bud]

a perfectly cooked medium-rare steak that just melts in your mouth is the world's greatest food.

 

[Yen]

My mum only makes really well-done steak.

 

[Wilbur]

Gurthang please be okay

HALA MADRID

FUCK BAYERN

 

[ShogunDarius]

a perfectly cooked medium-rare steak that just melts in your mouth is the world's greatest food.

nah, the very best food is a Chicken Katsu Curry

 

[LanceVance]

FUCK BAYERNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

[subtles]

That stadium expansion vision could have come an hour earlier.

 

[pulga]

MIA SAN MIA

FUCK BLAYERN

 

[Jarnet87]

Injuries and lack of depth are my guess for having 2 GK as subs. Who needs depth when you play tiki taka.

 

[Freewheelin']

MIA SAN MIA

FUCK BLA

Fixed

 

[Yen]

Is kick off at 8? Or 7.45?

 

[Blablurn]

Is kick off at 8? Or 7.45?

7:45

 

[Carbonox]

Is kick off at 8? Or 7.45?

ill tell you if you tell your mum to learn how to cook steak

record her reaction

 

[Honey Bunny]

nah, the very best food is a Chicken Katsu Curry

That's not even the best curry

 

[Relaxed Muscle]

Is kick off at 8? Or 7.45?

7:45

less than 10 min

OH MY GOD!! I CAN'T HOLD ALL THIS EXCITEMENT!

 

[pulga]

Injuries and lack of depth are my guess for having 2 GK as subs. Who needs depth when you play tiki taka.

Muller
Gotze
Martinez
on the bench


"Lack of depth"

Christ

 

[ShogunDarius]

That's not even the best curry

how can you not love this?

 

[Meier]

Holy shit, this is old but I somehow missed it many years ago. April 23rd: Fuck the Earth Day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhoaXZGJHM

Loooool