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[Vivalaraza]

the transmission has stopped

pls pay the bill malcolm

 

[Wilbur]

Maybe if KidA Seven mentioned him more than every five seconds (perhaps every three) I'd be able to spell his insignificant surname.

Can anyone give me an update on the United managerial situation from the national media?

I haven't followed it today actually, and going on the Guardian I've seen some dildo news about us wanting Cavani. Woodward stop it, naughty.

I would also love updates.

How was your birthday Ahnuld?

 

[KidA Seven]

Maybe if KidA Seven mentioned him more than every five seconds (perhaps every three) I'd be able to spell his insignificant surname.

Can anyone give me an update on the United managerial situation from the national media?

You seem butt flabbergasted.

 

[Vivalaraza]

fucks sake

my stream is running fine

the damn tv channels fucked it

im sad

 

[Arnie]

I haven't followed it today actually, and going on the Guardian I've seen some dildo news about us wanting Cavani. Woodward stop it, naughty.

I would also love updates.

How was your birthday Ahnuld?

Nice, quiet. I had burgers.

Tonight I've chilled with my little brother.

Tomorrow I return to Sheffield and get drunk with a top set of lads.

Saturday I worry about Sunday.

 

[Elchele]

Anyone watching Sevilla vs Valencia, please keep an eye on Rakitic and Moreno for me pls

XoXo

Eduardo Vargas is going to destroy that joke club Sevilla

 

[Az]

Rumor that United put an offer out for Kolasinac.

Bosnian papers so take it as bs.

 

[Yurt]

arnie and kida pls dont fight I'm getting flashbacks of Ale's relationship with Conte

 

[LegoArmo]

I spilled spaghetti in the sink, then still ate it, because I'm a tramp and fuck cooking another pan full.

This living alone thing is hard.

 

[ShogunDarius]

I remember last year I would keep an eye on twitter for allt he transfer rumblings from goal, and other outlets and most times turned out to be bollocks. I'm not doing that again.

 

[Arnie]

arnie and kida pls dont fight I'm getting flashbacks of Ale's relationship with Conte

I'm only goofing.

I like United BROs

Most of them, anyway

 

[Vivalaraza]

our club is broke, cant even run a tv channel

time to go to asda and pray my parking spot is still here when i get back

I remember last year I would keep an eye on twitter for allt he transfer rumblings from goal, and other outlets and most times turned out to be bollocks. I'm not doing that again.

pussy

 

[WJD]

I'm only goofing.

I like United BROs

Most of them, anyway

It's Viva, isn't it?

 

[Wilbur]

I'm only goofing.

I like United BROs

Most of them, anyway

Who is your favourite though

Is it doicare

You love talking to him

 

[Messi]

Hummels come to us and we will treat you right...

 

[Scum]

I spilled spaghetti in the sink, then still ate it, because I'm a tramp and fuck cooking another pan full.

This living alone thing is hard.

Lego, pls. Move in with Arnie. You'll be well fed.

 

[pulga]

doicare is GOAT united poster and i would gladly trade him for any one of you regular united chaps <3

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Twitter is the best and worst thing about transfer windows. Gonna be fucking boss this year. Everyone rushing to get things done before the World Cup. Man Utd linked with everyone who's ever put a pair of football boots on. Shite players linked with massive clubs because they have 2 decent games in Brazil. RUMBOs, Thiagos, Willians and Micktraitorsons all over the shop.

Can't wait.

Spoiler

As long as Ayre pulls his fucking finger out

 

[Yurt]

I spilled spaghetti in the sink, then still ate it, because I'm a tramp and fuck cooking another pan full.

This living alone thing is hard.

Haven't you learned ANYTHING from Oprah?! She said the sink is dirtier than your average toilet! #Moyesed

 

[Broder Salsa]

Hummels come to us and we will treat you right...

No, take Luiz and be happy.

 

[Yurt]

It's Viva, isn't it?

only gingers and Inter fans hate viva

becase they have no souls

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Everyone in Eastenders looks like a crackhead, and they never turn their lights on.

 

[LegoArmo]

Haven't you learned ANYTHING from Oprah?! She said the sink is dirtier than your average toilet! #Moyesed

Uh oh.

Lego, pls. Move in with Arnie. You'll be well fed.

I'd get inappropriately aroused at his naughty shorts.

 

[ShogunDarius]

Twitter is the best and worst thing about transfer windows. Gonna be fucking boss this year. Everyone rushing to get things done before the World Cup. Man Utd linked with everyone who's ever put a pair of football boots on. Shite players linked with massive clubs because they have 2 decent games in Brazil. RUMBOs, Thiagos, Willians and Micktraitorsons all over the shop.

Can't wait.

Spoiler

As long as Ayre pulls his fucking finger out

our club is broke, cant even run a tv channel

time to go to asda and pray my parking spot is still here when i get back



pussy

Going through that Will Arsenal increase their bid by a further pound to get Suarez BS annoyed me way before the window shut. Then we were people linked to players left right and center, and Spurs supposedly always going for our targets etc. I like the transfer windowI just hate all the DS it brings out.

 

[Lambda Pie]

time for proper football, no buses and tiki taka bullshit.

 

[Messi]

No, take Luiz and be happy.

Both.

Oh and dee cee , Denis Suarez is being promoted to the first team next season. Thanks.

 

[Vivalaraza]

time for proper football, no buses and tiki taka bullshit.

You're playing juve lol

sorry onken

 

[Yurt]

time for proper football, no buses and tiki taka bullshit.

we'll play on the counter in the first half, so that's technically a bus innit?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Both.

Oh and dee cee , Denis Suarez is being promoted to the first team next season. Thanks.

Oof.

The one decent player to come out of their academy since Sturridge, and he fucks off back to his first love before dropping his knickers for the sugar daddy.

 

[Yurt]

You're playing juve lol

sorry onken

only gingers and Inter fans hate viva

becase they have no souls

you know what, I was wrong. Have a good life.

 

[wakajawaka]

Anyone watching Sevilla vs Valencia, please keep an eye on Rakitic and Moreno for me pls

XoXo

Moreno is Injured.

 

[Blablurn]

you know what, I was wrong. Have a good life.

:lol

I think it's funny how you guys pick up my lines

 

[ShogunDarius]

speaking of transfers and football, Nintendo Pocket Football Club is great.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Oof.

The one decent player to come out of their academy since Sturridge, and he fucks off back to his first love before dropping his knickers for the sugar daddy.

they both joined City when they were 17

didn't really develop them

just wasted their time

 

[Messi]

Oof.

The one decent player to come out of their academy since Sturridge, and he fucks off back to his first love before dropping his knickers for the sugar daddy.

Twixie begiristain is a genius don't you know.

 

[Yurt]

:lol

I think it's funny how you guys pick up my lines

LOOOOOOOL you consistently come up with the most epic lines

 

[The Atticus]

 

[LTWheels]

Sven for United job

Just saying

 

[Messi]

Remember when Juventas couldn't beat Galatasary? How can they defeat JESUS.

 

[Yen]

Wish @bestfootytweets tweeted more often:

 

[Kill Your Masters]

Rumor that United put an offer out for Kolasinac.

Bosnian papers so take it as bs.

Not even papers but a fan portal for the Bosnian national team has it as exclusive news...

 

[Broder Salsa]

Who is this Moreno guy Chelsea is getting? Better be good, as in better than Shaw.

 

[Messi]

Cunt Kakir is the ref for this game? There's your excuse Juve.

 

[Into]

Here we go

Sweden vs Denmark!

 

[Hixx]

Who is this Moreno guy Chelsea is getting? Better be good, as in better than Shaw.

Such a Premface

 

[Oersted]

Lets get bored.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Got my free World Cup sticker book

Got 4 pretty good stickers too, Lloris, Higuain, De Rossi and Sviat's favourite

 

[Broder Salsa]

Here we go

Sweden vs Denmark!

Wait where? THE WAR IS FINALLY STARTING AGAIN?!

Such a Premface

stfu chamshipface.

 

[Lambda Pie]

GARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Andrefpvs]

BENFICA!!