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[Baconsaurus Rex]

That's Dan as a kid

oh god you're right :lol

 

[Linius]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yux5_WgTUYQ

I know it's old but this parkour guy is blowing my mind with the stuff he does. Assassin's Creed is real after all.

 

[Mr.Marston]

If it hasn't been posted yet: diaby out with groin injury picked up in U-21 game.

Jesus just retire Diaby.

Gonna be pissed if we give him a new contract.

 

[Jarnet87]

Nike commercial is cool. They do some good ads for the big tournaments. They had that ad for Euro 08 which was awesome, and the 2010 World Cup ad was good too.

 

[Scum]

If it hasn't been posted yet: diaby out with groin injury picked up in U-21 game.

Someone should sit Diaby down and advice him about retirement. Jeez.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

That Nike advert has some attrocious CGI.

 

[Marc]

pics

Haha, those pics are awesome... thanks Fergie.

Did some captions:

 

[kharma45]

Whoops you are right, I was thinking UK.

Can't be that much difference though?

Had no idea Germany has 80m people though. Thought it was similarish to UK.

Aye Germany surprised me when I found out too how big it is.

 

[arkon]

hi guys

i just wanted to let u all know that I don't watch soccer anymore. have a nice life

What are you doing? Yurt pls

 

[Ingeniero]

I´m going to miss Moyes, all the lols.
I hope the next one is just as useless and the lols continue.

 

[Messi]

What did Mou say about Tito that Chelsea felt the need to put out a statement clarifying afterwards?

 

[subtles]

hi guys

i just wanted to let u all know that I don't watch soccer anymore. have a nice life

Just when you think you're out, it pulls you back in.

 

[Wilbur]

What did Mou say about Tito that Chelsea felt the need to put out a statement clarifying afterwards?

Journo said "what do you think about the Tito news? He's dying"

Was reported somewhere as Mou said "he's dying"

Confusion

Clegg

Etcetera

 

[Mr Cola]

Spent first hour in Dark Souls 2 trying to defeat a golem in the opening 5 minutes

This is going to take a while

 

[Vivalaraza]

Journo said "what do you think about the Tito news? He's dying"

Was reported somewhere as Mou said "he's dying"

Confusion

Clegg

Etcetera

Which journo

 

[Wilbur]

Which journo

No idea bbz. Delaney posted that Mou said it I think and then deleted it pretty promptly

 

[Messi]

Journo said "what do you think about the Tito news? He's dying"

Was reported somewhere as Mou said "he's dying"

Confusion

Clegg

Etcetera

Wanker of a journo

 

[Vivalaraza]

No idea bbz. Delaney posted that Mou said it I think and then deleted it pretty promptly

Wasn't jj was it

 

[Broder Salsa]

What did Mou say about Tito that Chelsea felt the need to put out a statement clarifying afterwards?

He didn't answer when a journalist said

"Do you want to say something about Vilanova. He is dying."

What the fuck is he supposed to say? He already said several times that he wish him to recover. Of course twitter then goes on with the usual people having no bullshit detector, of course Mourinho is a cunt, but he's not going to stand there and make fun of a guy dying, like some people apparently believed as they misread a quote.... or purposely made shit up, which I'm finding easier to believe.

 

[Wilbur]

Wasn't jj was it

I don't think he's sunk that low yet

But when he does

I know you're ready to pounce

 

[Messi]

He didn't answer when a journalist said

"Do you want to say something about Vilanova. He is dying."

What the fuck is he supposed to say? He already said several times that he wish him to recover. Of course twitter then goes on with the usual people having no bullshit detector, of course Mourinho is a cunt, but he's not going to stand there and make fun of a guy dying, like some people apparently believed as they misread a quote.... or purposely made shit up, which I'm finding easier to believe.

What kind of a twat asks that question... Trying to stir shit while tito lies in a hospital bed.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Spent first hour in Dark Souls 2 trying to defeat a golem in the opening 5 minutes

This is going to take a while

Come back to him if you're melee. He's way too powerful to fight with starting equipment and stats, unless you cheese him by hitting him in the back once and running away over and over again


Christ, Kiln of the First Flame is so beautiful. Nothing like that in DS2 imo, except for Dragon Aerie and Dragon Memories

 

[kmax]

hi guys

i just wanted to let u all know that I don't watch soccer anymore. have a nice life

See you next week brah

 

[Meier]

Oasis suck!

To each his own.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

:lol

Viva trolling Jamie Jackson on Twitter is my current favourite thing.

 

[subtles]

He didn't answer when a journalist said

"Do you want to say something about Vilanova. He is dying."

What the fuck is he supposed to say? He already said several times that he wish him to recover. Of course twitter then goes on with the usual people having no bullshit detector, of course Mourinho is a cunt, but he's not going to stand there and make fun of a guy dying, like some people apparently believed as they misread a quote.... or purposely made shit up, which I'm finding easier to believe.

I have no idea why they even ask questions like these in the first place. This sensitive issue aside, they have a habit of asking silly questions that have nothing to do with the topic on hand.

 

[Hixx]

Spent first hour in Dark Souls 2 trying to defeat a golem in the opening 5 minutes

This is going to take a while

You did pick your class and get your weapons right

RIGHT

Also don't listen to Hitcher. Bait the Ogre's fall attack and then punish. And repeat.

 

[Messi]

hi guys

i just wanted to let u all know that I don't watch soccer anymore. have a nice life

Hello. I respect ur opinion and I like u. Have a good life.

 

[Timurid]

hi guys

i just wanted to let u all know that I don't watch soccer anymore. have a nice life

You're probably clopping right now.

 

[Elchele]

Very sad update from Spain as Mundo Deportivo reports that Tito Vilanova's conditions are extremely serious

:/

 

[Scum]

:/

:-(

 

[Messi]

:/

This isn't going to end well is it

Come on Tito

 

[Mr.Marston]

:/

Very sad.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm not surprised to be honest. He's been in remission a few times, hasn't he? It just keeps coming back. Awful news.

 

[Messi]

I'm not surprised to be honest. He's been in remission a few times, hasn't he? It just keeps coming back. Awful news.

Yeah it hasn't looked good for months. I really wish he had stepped down the second he found out he was ill. That job at Barça is incredibly stressful even for someone who is fully healthy. Look at what it did to Pep over 4 years.

 

[Blablurn]

terrible news

 

[faridmon]

Hope Tito makes it. I really do!

Fighto, Tito!

 

[Mr Cola]

I killed the beast, but now I am without any life potions and everything normal is killing me, tempted to restart

 

[Kyoufu]

I killed the beast, but now I am without any life potions and everything normal is killing me, tempted to restart

Cups.

 

[Mr.Marston]

Aw, Arsenal don't play til Monday. Boring.

 

[Mr Cola]

Cups.

Not sure I feel well enough

 

[faridmon]

Aw, Arsenal don't play til Monday. Boring.

The pressure. Playing 2 days after we play Saints.

Spoiler

I just hope we don't lose points

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I killed the beast, but now I am without any life potions and everything normal is killing me, tempted to restart

You won't be needing lifegems for long

 

[wedward]

Shut your face, you meaningless barnacle on the league. You player-knackering twat.

All this faux concern for British coaching. Show some fucking apprehension at the abysmal revelations about his incompetence.

I imagine you to be like Clint Eastwood in the beginning of Gran Turino. Less Racist.

Just yelling at kids to stay off your damn lawn.

 

[LNBL]

Oh man the new Nike add is epic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XviR7esUvo

 

[Mr.Marston]

The pressure. Playing 2 days after we play Saints.

Spoiler

I just hope we don't lose points

Think we'll both win our respective matches. Southampton are overrated and Newcastle gave up playing competitively a while ago.

 

[Blablurn]

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuurt. Post if you're alive.

 

[Messi]

RIP Tito

Christ this is depressing. My thoughts are with his family.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

We could really do with Everton beating Southampton.

 

[Blablurn]

The FC Barcelona is in immense mourning. Tito Vilanova has died at the age of 45. May he rest in peace


RIP