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[Willkiller]

I would say i'd like Blackpool up, but Holloway is a MASSIVE JT.

:O

 

[Arnie]

I would say i'd like Blackpool up, but Holloway is a MASSIVE JT.

Holloway's mental, but he's also great value.

The amount of funny shit he comes out with is a breath of fresh air amidst a wealth of stern, humourless suits.

 

[Gareth Bale]

#MCFC have had a bid ACCEPTED for #Cavani. #MCFC were in a real rush to complete negotiations tonight

Ok footballagent on Twitter. Whatever you say

 

[Salvadora]

We need more Holloways

 

[Sloosha]

Love Holloway and his west country ways. He's always entertaining.

 

[dc89]

Why even bother posting that?

Because this bit is hilarious.

"I have MASSIVE news for all English football fans. As with the breaking of RVP deal, I need 500 retweets on this tweet for me to release it"

The guy is obviously full of shit. But it doesn't stop me getting muppety.

 

[Kyoufu]

Why even bother posting that?

He's desperate for a massive signing for his massive club.

 

[Freewheelin']

He's desperate for a massive signing for his massive club.

MASSIVE BONER

 

[Zabojnik]

I wish there was a player named Massive.

 

[dc89]

He's desperate for a massive signing for his massive club.

We'll make a massive signing before the window closes. I'm sure of it.

"Not completely sure on #Cavani yet, couple of people in the know seem to think it is kosher. Making phone calls now #mcfc"

https://twitter.com/1rebs/statuses/238037540546965504

Her bio says she's a freelance journo who contributes to Sky Sports.

Hmmmm

 

[Willkiller]

We all get carried away a bit during the transfer window.

Like this guy!

 

[Arnie]

I wish there was a player named Massive.

Surname Hunt.

Massive Hunt.

We'll make a massive signing before the window closes. I'm sure of it.

"Not completely sure on #Cavani yet, couple of people in the know seem to think it is kosher. Making phone calls now #mcfc"

https://twitter.com/1rebs/statuses/238037540546965504

Her bio says she's a freelance journo who contributes to Sky Sports.

Hmmmm

DC, stop this now.

You aren't going to spend 50 million euros on a striker when it's a defender you actually need.

 

[Salvadora]

Where are the Arsenal sales?

 

[Clegg]

United fans, who do you think will score first, RVP or Kagawa?

 

[Zabojnik]

Where are the Arsenal sales?

 

[Willkiller]

I wish there was a player named Massive.

I still can't get over Gary and Phil Neville's Dad being called Neville!

 

[Grover Cleveland]

We all get carried away a bit during the transfer window.

Like this guy!

Back when City were in their silly season, they should have made a bid for Messi.

Oh wait...

United fans, who do you think will score first, RVP or Kagawa?

Van Persie.

 

[Arnie]

I still can't get over Gary and Phil Neville's Dad being called Neville!

That was great on MNF, when Gary interview Phil,

"Hello Phillip"

"Hello Gary"

 

[dc89]

Surname Hunt.

Massive Hunt.


DC, stop this now.

You aren't going to spend 50 million euros on a striker when it's a defender you actually need.

Dude! It gets worse!!!!

"#mcfc are having "intense talks" with Inter over Maicon (31) according to Sky Italia (via @tancredipalmeri). Surely no room for another RB?"

"Daily Mail claims that #mcfc believe if they can strike a deal with Roma, then De Rossi may be persuaded to leave without losing face."

MUPPET MODE ACTIVATED!

Oh and if a new City book with quotes from Gary Cook in it we actually did bid for Messi. By accident. I totally see it happening too.

 

[Zabojnik]

That was great on MNF, when Gary interview Phil,

"Hello Phillip"

"Hello Gary"

Haha, yeah, that was great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XtAe8VXsxs

 

[Carbonox]

Sing it to me then.

 

[Zabojnik]

Dude! It gets worse!!!!

"#mcfc are having "intense talks" with Inter over Maicon (31) according to Sky Italia (via @tancredipalmeri). Surely no room for another RB?"

"Daily Mail claims that #mcfc believe if they can strike a deal with Roma, then De Rossi may be persuaded to leave without losing face."

MUPPET MODE ACTIVATED!

Oh and if a new City book with quotes from Gary Cook in it we actually did bid for Messi. By accident. I totally see it happening too.

#FreeDzeko

 

[Salvadora]

Song & Van Persie are shite. Why are Chamakh/Park/Squillaci/Bendtner/Arshavin still here. Get selling Arsene!

 

[dc89]

Italian Journalist Gainluca Di Marzio say we have bid €50m for Stevan Jovetic and Nastasic. #MCFC

https://twitter.com/RishMCFC/statuses/238041745202507776

Wow this is just silly.

 

[Arnie]

Dude! It gets worse!!!!

"#mcfc are having "intense talks" with Inter over Maicon (31) according to Sky Italia (via @tancredipalmeri). Surely no room for another RB?"

"Daily Mail claims that #mcfc believe if they can strike a deal with Roma, then De Rossi may be persuaded to leave without losing face."

MUPPET MODE ACTIVATED!

Oh and if a new City book with quotes from Gary Cook in it we actually did bid for Messi. By accident. I totally see it happening too.

Oh god.

Haha, yeah, that was great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XtAe8VXsxs

Hard not to laugh watching that.

 

[Willkiller]

I have a feeling deadline day this year is going to be bat shit crazy.

 

[Slizz]

Dude! It gets worse!!!!

"#mcfc are having "intense talks" with Inter over Maicon (31) according to Sky Italia (via @tancredipalmeri). Surely no room for another RB?"

"Daily Mail claims that #mcfc believe if they can strike a deal with Roma, then De Rossi may be persuaded to leave without losing face."

MUPPET MODE ACTIVATED!

Oh and if a new City book with quotes from Gary Cook in it we actually did bid for Messi. By accident. I totally see it happening too.

Oh you

 

[Kyoufu]

I have a feeling deadline day this year is going to be bat shit crazy.

I have a feeling we're going to lose some players.

 

[Willkiller]

I have a feeling we're going to lose some players.

Ashley pls

 

[rodvik]

That was great on MNF, when Gary interview Phil,

"Hello Phillip"

"Hello Gary"

Haha, yeah, that was great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XtAe8VXsxs

That is hilarious.

 

[Zabojnik]

Italian Journalist Gainluca Di Marzio say we have bid €50m for Stevan Jovetic and Nastasic. #MCFC

https://twitter.com/RishMCFC/statuses/238041745202507776

Wow this is just silly.

Amazing. I'm awed and disgusted at the same time at how much money City are willing to throw around. This is happening.

Spoiler

Why not us? Why can't it be us? ((

 

[Dibbz]

Accidental Helghast commentary

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3AZ0tn5s64

lol that was awesome, both commentary and the game. Just look at all that quality in the middle of the pitch. Fuck me why did we have bollocks surrounding that talent?

 

[Gareth Bale]

 

[K1LLER7]

United fans, who do you think will score first, RVP or Kagawa?

Kagawa

 

[Carbonox]

I have a feeling we're going to lose some players.

I have a feeling we won't. Only Man City and Chelsea would spend the money we'd want for our best players now and I can't see both Tiote and Cabaye going to either. Arsenal won't spend more than 20m, Spurs :lol, Liverpool :lol and Man Utd ain't gonna spend big bucks now after securing dickbutt and Enrique Iglesias.

 

[rodvik]

I have a feeling deadline day this year is going to be bat shit crazy.

Helicopters and private jets. I demand them.

 

[Clegg]

Song & Van Persie are shite. Why are Chamakh/Park/Squillaci/Bendtner/Arshavin still here. Get selling Arsene!

Even for footy gaf thats just too preposterous a statement.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

I had some decent news today, recently we got told 36 out of the 49 planners in my team would have to find a new job soon, found out today I'm one of the ones being kept (until the next cull that is)

 

[Willkiller]

I have a feeling we won't. Only Man City and Chelsea would spend the money we'd want for our best players now and I can't see both Tiote and Cabaye going to either. Arsenal won't spend more than 20m, Spurs :lol, Liverpool :lol and Man Utd ain't gonna spend big bucks now after securing dickbutt and Enrique Iglesias.

ASHLEY PLS

 

[K1LLER7]

I have a feeling we're going to lose some players.

we'll take Cabaye or Tiote.

^^ Congrats Jeff

 

[Salvadora]

Even for footy gaf thats just too preposterous a statement.

In the moral sense of course!

 

[Kyoufu]

we'll take Cabaye or Tiote.

Congrats Jeff

You can't afford them

 

[Carbonox]

ASHLEY PLS

I'd let him sit on my face if he told clubs to fuck off going near Tiote and Cabaye, and gets us Debuchy, Douglas and a striker.

YEAH DEBUCHY REMEMBER HIM?!

 

[Salvadora]

Ashley would fit right in with Newcastle fans. GTFO my screen.

 

[Zabojnik]

... now and I can't see both Tiote and Cabaye going to either ...

Not that long ago I thought Tiote and Cabaye were the same person. Tiote Cabaye, I thought he was an african footballer. I was kind of shocked when I found our that wasn't the case. True story.

 

[Broder Salsa]

ASHLEY PLS

and there's more fat half naked men in the background...

 

[José Mourinho]

So did people enjoy the Let's chat about this girl I met thread? it really kicked off on page 2 or 4 depending on how many posts per page. Good times.

 

[Willkiller]

Ashley would fit right in with Newcastle fans. GTFO my screen.

One of us, one of us, one of us

 

[ATF487]

I would say i'd like Blackpool up, but Holloway is a MASSIVE JT.

Definitely the most likeable person I've seen called a JT here

 

[Sloosha]

Not that long ago I thought Tiote and Cabaye were the same person. Tiote Cabaye, I thought he was an african footballer. I was kind of shocked when I found our that wasn't the case. True story.

I'd buy Tiote Cabaye for 50m.