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[Willkiller]

Not that long ago I thought Tiote and Cabaye were the same person. Tiote Cabaye, I thought he was an african footballer. I was kind of shocked when I found our that wasn't the case. True story.

One of my mates thought Ebony was a singular porn star. He just thought she worked really hard and had her own category.

He's the same guy that made up that awful Ben Arfa song too...

 

[Carbonox]

If Tiote Cabaye was a real person, he'd be Yaya Toure.

 

[Zabojnik]

One of my mates thought Ebony was a singular porn star. He just thought she worked really hard and had her own category.

He's the same guy that made up that awful Ben Arfa song too...

What song?

 

[Kyoufu]

If Tiote Cabaye was a real person, he'd be Yaya Toure.

So true.

It's a shame Tiote doesn't get forward much.

 

[Willkiller]

What song?

'Hatem Ben Arfa, he comes from France, he scores lots of goals....yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh'.

To no apparent tune or rhythm.

 

[Carbonox]

'Hatem Ben Arfa, he comes from France, he scores lots of goals....yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh'.

To no apparent tune or rhythm.

Get your friend a GAF account.

 

[Zabojnik]

'Hatem Ben Arfa, he comes from France, he scores lots of goals....yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh'.

To no apparent tune or rhythm.

I'm sorry I asked. Terrible.

 

[Salvadora]

imo Cabaye looks strange

He's got nothing on Giroud.

 

[Kyoufu]

Cabaye, Giroud and Debuchy are Dreamboats.

 

[Wessiej]

'Hatem Ben Arfa, he comes from France, he scores lots of goals....yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh'.

To no apparent tune or rhythm.

Give that man a medal.

 

[K1LLER7]

You can't afford them

We can swap Tiote for Macheda, and maybe give you Bebe on loan.

 

[Salvadora]

Cabaye, Giroud and Debuchy are Dreamboats.

If I had to go gay Giroud would make it easy. Admit you feel the same.

 

[Zabojnik]

 

[Freewheelin']

Cabaye, Giroud and Debuchy are Dreamboats.

swap Nocerino for Cabaye and there we go

 

[Willkiller]

Get your friend a GAF account.

He's absolutely fantastic, he's our very own Karl Pilkington. I remember once he was talking about how apparently men think about sex every three seconds, I told him there's no way that's true and he said 'You might not, but your penis does'.

We laughed for ages until we realised he literally thought your penis did it's own thinking.

 

[Kyoufu]

If I had to go gay Giroud would make it easy. Admit you feel the same.

Obviously.

 

[Salvadora]

Obviously.

You couldn't resist those strong arms.

 

[Broder Salsa]

swap Nocerino for Cabaye and there we go

You know it. Also Martin Vingaard

 

[Willkiller]

So did people enjoy the Let's chat about this girl I met thread? it really kicked off on page 2 or 4 depending on how many posts per page. Good times.

Oh my fucking god

 

[Salvadora]

So Debuchy & Giroud have opposite arms tattooed? What could that mean

 

[Clegg]

So did people enjoy the Let's chat about this girl I met thread? it really kicked off on page 2 or 4 depending on how many posts per page. Good times.

Quite possibly the single greatest putdown I've ever seen.

And Houston just keeps on digging himself into a deeper hole.

 

[José Mourinho]

Oh my fucking god

Good times had by all.

Quite possibly the single greatest putdown I've ever seen.

And Houston just keeps on digging himself into a deeper hole.

Best thread I've seen in a while.

 

[Freewheelin']

So Debuchy & Giroud have opposite arms tattooed? What could that mean

Bros 4 lyf innit yo.

 

[Salvadora]

Bros 4 lyf innit yo.

We need a right back so we should be in for him imo

 

[Willkiller]

Good times had by all.

Best thread I've seen in a while.

Best one since Jbaird. Nothing could ever top Jbaird's.

 

[Freewheelin']

We need a right back so we should be in for him imo

Agreed. Would be funny to see Kyofou's reaction :lol

Also, anyone have a discount code for SoccerTriads?

 

[Salazar]

Also, anyone have a discount code for SoccerTriads?

A discount code for a knock-offs outlet ?

 

[Wilbur]

A discount code for a knock-offs outlet ?

Don't knock the knock offs until you've tried, Sal. They're so beautiful

This thread FUCK ITS INCREDIBLE

 

[Salvadora]

Agreed. Would be funny to see Kyofou's reaction :lol

It should happen despite Kyofou. Like being weak defensively would be any deterrent for us.

 

[Clegg]

Twitter thinks Arsenal and United are interested in Philippe Mexes. Saying that Arsenal and Milan will do a swap deal. Mexes to Arsenal and Bendtner to Milan.

 

[Regulus Tera]

According to ESPN Deportes Radio here in the USA: Manchester United has offered 16 million dollars to Pachuca for Héctor Herrera.

If true, this is the biggest transaction ever done in Mexican football.

 

[pulga]

Italia GAF! Help my ass out! I had to write a 150 word essay on my most memorable trip, is this good enough? Plus, its got football in it so it's OT!

Il mio viaggio più speciale ho fatto in dicembre 2010, quando ho visitato l’Europa. La prima tappa è arrivato a Roma, a visitare la mia mamma che ha avuto cominciato a lavorare sei mesi scorsi. Roma davvero è una citta molto bella, che combina il moderno con il suo passato glorioso. Noi siamo visitato le attrazioni turistiche più famosi della citta, per esempio la Fontana di Trevi (dove ho lasciato una valuta), il Coliseo, lo Stadio Olimpico (per una partita di calcio della Roma), e la Piazza di Spagna. Anche abbiamo conosciuto il Vaticano, dove abbiamo partecipato alla messa di Natale, ospitato da Papa Bennedeto XVI, che era davvero una bella esperienza.
Alla fine, sono andato a Madrid, da solo, ad assistere una partita delle Real Madrid. Loro hanno vincere 5-1 a Getafe FC, lo che era una notte specialmente magnifica e memorabile per me. Claro, non solo ho guardato il calcio, anche ho visitato il Museo di Prado, la Piazza di Cibeles, e ho fatto belle passeggiate intorno alla citta. E infine, ho tornato a Roma per di dire addio alla mia mamma e ritornare a Costa Rica.

 

[Freewheelin']

It should happen despite Kyofou. Like being weak defensively would be any deterrent for us.

Oh yeah I agree with all of that lol. Hopefully we can get some more players in before Sept 1st.

Twitter thinks Arsenal and United are interested in Philippe Mexes. Saying that Arsenal and Milan will do a swap deal. Mexes to Arsenal and Bendtner to Milan.

 

[K1LLER7]

According to ESPN Deportes Radio here in the USA: Manchester United has offered 16 million dollars to Pachuca for Héctor Herrera.

If true, this is the biggest transaction ever done in Mexican football.

is he any good, will he solve our mdfield problems?

Spoiler

please say yes

 

[Salvadora]

I haven't seen much of Mexes but being a 30 year old Frenchman is enough to deter me.

 

[kharma45]

And so it begins, the inevitable buzzing from my phone from Facebook birthday posts.

Knew I should've deactivated the bloody thing for today.

 

[jtb]

Mexes is shit. Just give us the cash...

 

[Hixx]

Mexes is shit. Just give us the cash...

tit for tat innit

 

[G-Unit]

I´m calling it guys, Arsenal is cursed

 

[Arnie]

They're so beautiful

Not if you originate from The Shire.

Fucking hell, just had to kill a spider that was about 5 inches in leg span, not exaggerating. Saw the fucker racing across my pine wood floor and skate up my curtains. Through a house keeping magazine at him and ended his entire existence.

And so it begins, the inevitable buzzing from my phone from Facebook birthday posts.

Knew I should've deactivated the bloody thing for today.

So annoying.

Person you haven't seen in years,

"Happy Birthday lad"

I'm absolutely ambivalent to 90% of them, and the ones I do care about are from people I'll most likely have contact with anyway.

 

[Kyoufu]

Agreed. Would be funny to see Kyofou's reaction :lol

It should happen despite Kyofou. Like being weak defensively would be any deterrent for us.

Well we're not getting him so ...

 

[Salvadora]

And so it begins, the inevitable buzzing from my phone from Facebook birthday posts.

Knew I should've deactivated the bloody thing for today.

Happy Birthday you miserable JT!

 

[kharma45]

Not if you originate from The Shire.

Fucking hell, just had to kill a spider that was about 5 inches in leg span, not exaggerating. Saw the fucker racing across my pine wood floor and skate up my curtains. Through a house keeping magazine at him and ended his entire existence.

Haven't seen one of those bad boys for ages.

Happy Birthday you miserable JT!

Heh cheers!

 

[Willkiller]

And so it begins, the inevitable buzzing from my phone from Facebook birthday posts.

Knew I should've deactivated the bloody thing for today.

Pipe down Mr Popular!

Spoiler

Happy Birthday

 

[Arnie]

happy birthday lad

 

[HotHamWater]

And so it begins, the inevitable buzzing from my phone from Facebook birthday posts.

Knew I should've deactivated the bloody thing for today.

 

[LegoArmo]

And so it begins, the inevitable buzzing from my phone from Facebook birthday posts.

Knew I should've deactivated the bloody thing for today.

BUZZ!

Happy birthday.

 

[Salvadora]

Arteta is 30!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Happy Birthday kharma, you Manc JT

 

[kharma45]

Cheers everyone