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[Yurt]

Sky:Buffon has not recovered fully from his injury & will miss the opening game vs Parma. And Chiellini is still injured.

It begins.

 

[qindarka]

2-0 to Reading I think. The Chelsea defence won't be able to handle Pogrebnyak who once scored 4 goals against Bayern.

 

[Joel Was Right]

I wish we could all go to matches together once a month or something. That would be so much fun.

 

[Kyoufu]

2-0 to Reading I think. The Chelsea defence won't be able to handle Pogrebnyak who once scored 4 goals against Bayern.

Hazard hat-trick.

I wish we could all go to matches together once a month or something. That would be so much fun.

Hahaha.

 

[Scum]

I wish we could all go to matches together once a month or something. That would be so much fun.

Stoke v QPR

 

[Soi-Fong]

Either way, i'm an arsenal fan for at least this next season ;P

Boo... You're suppose to stick to one team. Lol

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Arsenal vs Arsenal Sold XI: Who will win?

The Arsenal Team:

Goalkeeper: Wojciech Szczesny.
Defence: Carl Jenkinson, Thomas Vermaelen, Per Mertesacker, Kieran Gibbs.
Midfield: Theo Walcott, Santi Cazorla, Mikel Arteta, Abou Diaby.
Forwards: Lukas Podolski, Gervinho.

Substitutes/Unfit: Jack Wilshere, Olivier Giroud, Aaron Ramsey, Johan Djorou, Andre Santos, Alex Chamberlain, Laurent Koscielny, Bacary Sagna, Marouane Chamakh, Andrei Arshavin, Tomas Rosicky.
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The Sold XI Dream

Goalkeeper: Jens Lehmann (we had to pick him… he was up against Manuel Almunia).
Defence: Emmanuel Eboue, Kolo Toure, Sol Campbell, Ashley Cole.
Midfield: Samir Nasri, Patrick Vieira, Cesc Fabregas.
Forwards: Thierry Henry, Robin van Persie, Emmanuel Adebayor.

Rest of them: Gilberto Silva, William Gallas, Eduardo, Mathieu Flamini, Alex Song, Philippe Senderos, Gael Clichy, Jose Reyes.
http://www.firstpost.com/sports/arsenal-vs-arsenal-sold-xi-who-will-win-424923.html

In all fairness, the current Arsenal team should be without injuries. That being said, Sagna and Koscielny should be in because they would be part of the starting XI. But even with that I'd take the Sold XI.

 

[Ushojax]

Stoke v QPR

Huddlestone vs Dawson

 

[Hixx]

I wish we could all go to matches together once a month or something. That would be so much fun.

Someone would try and headbutt us after the twentieth time of shouting LOLERPOOL

 

[Gareth Bale]

I wish we could all go to matches together once a month or something. That would be so much fun.

We'd have to meet in the middle, so we'd probably end up choosing between Villa or Stoke. I choose death.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Hernandez follows caught offside on twitter :lol

 

[Facism]

Boo... You're suppose to stick to one team. Lol

I mean that i'll actually be following a Premiership team this season, alongside Fenerbahce

also, my poop is wholly unsatisfying today. Soft and tender, infinite wipes. Thank fuck for the bidet.

 

[Mumei]

Yep, he sure is.

I can only assume that this means that the other people have even more of whatever that is.

Spoiler

I should probably stop before someone actually believes I am this ignorant.

 

[Wilbur]

I mean that i'll actually be following a Premiership team this season, alongside Fenerbahce

also, my poop is wholly unsatisfying today. Soft and tender, infinite wipes. Thank fuck for the bidet.

I started a diet last Tuesday and I've pooed once in a week. Leaving for Reading tonight though so I expect to shit this weekend.

 

[Joel Was Right]

I cant decide what the worst thing about going to grounds is, the pricing of the food or the language in the terraces. When I went to see us play Everton at home, the row behind me were singing "Harry Redknapp's mother's a whore". I remember being shocked by that - how old must his mother be? In her 80s? Then they started to have a go at the 4th assistant. He hadn't been involved in any controversial decision at all, they just started on him. I felt quite uncomfortable. But these are the same ones who will sing their hearts out throughout the entire game, and who will pick up a conversation with any random stranger. Odd balance of character there. But I can't lie: I wouldn't want to sit anywhere near them again, especially if I brought some children along.

 

[José Mourinho]

Lets play ball.

 

[Gareth Bale]

The Reading chairman's wife is smoking hot

She's a Victoria's Secret model apparently

 

[qindarka]

I fear relegation. Not sure where the 37 points we need for safety are going to come from.

 

[José Mourinho]

The Reading chairman's wife is smoking hot

She is, aye.

 

[Moobabe]

Any links to a wee Chelsea streamy weamy? For some reasons the Champions League winners aren't on TV tonight!

 

[rodvik]

Psygnosis shut down, one of the few goods things to come out of Liverpool.

So sad. I remember loving their games as a kid. Obliterator was one of my faves.

 

[Arnie]

I started a diet last Tuesday and I've pooed once in a week. Leaving for Reading tonight though so I expect to shit this weekend.

I don't really shit at festivals because my diet's so bad. Fuck, I don't envy you this weekend. Couldn't think of anything less appealing than sleeping in a tent, shitting in a big puddle of shit, and eating overpriced food.

Plus, you miss football.

Oh, and on Pysgnosis love, ROLL CAGE. We used to play that on the primary school computer in our 40 minute lunch break when I was about 9, someone brought it in and we installed it. Amazing game, always wished for a current gen iteration.

 

[rodvik]

I wish we could all go to matches together once a month or something. That would be so much fun.

This would be great. Private box naturally, GAF does not hang out with the riff raff. We could all toast each goal with our champagne.

 

[Salvadora]

Katsia Zingarevich if anyone is wondering.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I cant decide what the worst thing about going to grounds is, the pricing of the food or the language in the terraces. When I went to see us play Everton at home, the row behind me were singing "Harry Redknapp's mother's a whore". I remember being shocked by that - how old must his mother be? In her 80s? Then they started to have a go at the 4th assistant. He hadn't been involved in any controversial decision at all, they just started on him. I felt quite uncomfortable. But these are the same ones who will sing their hearts out throughout the entire game, and who will pick up a conversation with any random stranger. Odd balance of character there. But I can't lie: I wouldn't want to sit anywhere near them again, especially if I brought some children along.

I feel like we just had this conversation the other day. As long as the chants don't cross the line to racism I am usually completely fine with it, don't want football to be a classy sport where you have to act proper and nice. The prices of food however... Well I can understand your hate for the stadiums on that one.

So sad. I remember loving their games as a kid. Obliterator was one of my faves.

If i'm not wrong we actually got one or two posters from there in this thread.

Yep. A lot of good memories from them.

 

[Colonel Nasty]

Mata - Hazard...drools.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

This would be great. Private box naturally, GAF does not hang out with the riff raff. We could all toast each goal with our champagne.

I heard it does not cost that much if you split it between a big group actually haha!

Also this should totally happen one day! I may be going to the Arsenal U21 PL game before my Chelsea game. Seems like it could be fun as I really enjoyed the Chelsea vs Man City game!

 

[Wilbur]

I don't really shit at festivals because my diet's so bad. Fuck, I don't envy you this weekend. Couldn't think of anything less appealing than sleeping in a tent, shitting in a big puddle of shit, and eating overpriced food.

Plus, you miss football.

Oh, and on Pysgnosis love, ROLL CAGE. We used to play that on the primary school computer in our 40 minute lunch break when I was about 9, someone brought it in and we installed it. Amazing game, always wished for a current gen iteration.

Well I'm fine sleeping on the floor, we have a big tent, I will go and shit in the toilet and watch as poop filled condoms float on by, and there's vouchers for a free meal every day and I've bought cereal and fruit bars for breakfast and lunch.

But I do miss the football not bringing my phone as well so won't hear any of the scores until I get back unless they read it out. They did it last year and they said "Arsenal 2..." and I thought "well fuck we definitely haven't scored 3"

How wrong I was.

 

[rodvik]

If i'm not wrong we actually got one or two posters from there in this thread.

Yep. A lot of good memories from them.

Psygnosis devs in here? Cool. Hope they find jobs soon!

 

[Tc91]

Pass it Ramirez!! I need FF points!

 

[Splatt]

Very selfish from Ramires. Torres would have missed anyway.

 

[Wes]

PASS TO TORRES.

BLIMEY

 

[José Mourinho]

Bah, Rambo!

 

[Broder Salsa]

Dammit he should have passed... Or should he, not so sure it was Torres.

 

[WJD]

Ramires I need dem fantasy points desperately!

 

[Wilbur]

Was Torres onside?

 

[Kyoufu]

Can't blame Ramires for shooting. He scored decent goals last season. Especially the one vs Barca.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Was Torres onside?

Yeah he was no doubt.

 

[José Mourinho]

Was Torres onside?

Yup

 

[Wilbur]

Yeah he was no doubt.

Yup

Cool, didn't see a replay. Still though I NEED DEM TORRES CAPTAIN POINTS

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Was Torres onside?

Yeah, he was well onside.

But lets face it, would you trust Torres in front of goal either?

 

[rodvik]

I heard it does not cost that much if you split it between a big group actually haha!

Also this should totally happen one day! I may be going to the Arsenal U21 PL game before my Chelsea game. Seems like it could be fun as I really enjoyed the Chelsea vs Man City game!

I think executive boxes are generally sold by season rather than by game. But it would be awesome. Split with a big group it might not be so bad.

Of course "some" of our bretheren would probably end up costing us clean up fees as they vomited over the balcony or something

 

[PrematureQuiche]

We have started brightly again and Ramires should have passed :/

 

[bud23]

Pass it Ramirez!! I need FF points!

Me too.

 

[Splatt]

Flashes of old Torres there.

 

[Wilbur]

HOLY SHIT that was amazing

 

[Arnie]

Fuck me, that reminded me of Torres versus Marseille.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

I think executive boxes are generally sold by season rather than by game. But it would be awesome. Split with a big group it might not be so bad.

Of course "some" of our bretheren would probably end up costing us clean up fees as they vomited over the balcony or something

Haha! I know people who have hired one at Wembley before. Which I assume would be game by game.

Also I wish Torres would have scored! He looks much better this year!

 

[José Mourinho]

My my, he's looking lively.

 

[Kyoufu]

That was brilliant from Suarez.