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[Scum]

pre-helmet cech would've saved that.

Yep.

 

[TrueBlue]

We're getting Chelsea'd.

 

[Splatt]

Who took the free kick?

Guthrie

 

[G17]

Who took the free kick?

Guthrie.

 

[SunhiLegend]

Chelsea 1-2 Reading

Didn't even know Chelsea were playing today, missed the first goal.

 

[Ushojax]

Who took the free kick?

Guthrie, your old boy.

 

[Jabo]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[Soi-Fong]

Oh yes!!!! Woohoo!!

 

[Kyoufu]

Guthrie

Guthrie.

He wouldn't start for Newcastle.

Spoiler

that's why he left

 

[Salvadora]

Hazard is so exciting to watch.

 

[Slizz]

Wtf is going on? Get back from class to see Reading up 1?

 

[Mumei]

This is probably going to get caught in the rush, but I am a bit bored at work. Does anyone have a good article I could read? Something historical / analytical about football would be nice.

 

[Broder Salsa]

This is probably going to get caught in the rush, but I am a bit bored at work. Does anyone have a good article I could read? Something historical / analytical about football would be nice.

http://www.zonalmarking.net/ is fantastic for this kind of stuff. Some articles a lot more in depth than others.

 

[Splatt]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[Soi-Fong]

Hazard seems to go down pretty easy. And I mean easy.

 

[Wilbur]

"Hazard... he loves it in a tight area."

 

[Arnie]

"He loves it in a tight area, does Eden Hazard"

:lol

Fuck you Wilbury you dirty little boy.

 

[Colonel Nasty]

Hazard seems to go down pretty easy.

Hazard to Barca

 

[WJD]

Watching Hazard getting kicked around reminds me of a certain Portugese who used to play in this league.

 

[mil6es]

This is probably going to get caught in the rush, but I am a bit bored at work. Does anyone have a good article I could read? Something historical / analytical about football would be nice.

read anything written by SwissRamble

 

[Hieberrr]

Man, Hazard is pretty damn good with his touches.

 

[Ushojax]

Watching Hazard getting kicked around reminds me of a certain Portugese who used to play in this league.

Bebe?

 

[José Mourinho]

Hazard seems to go down pretty easy. And I mean easy.

Blatant contact every time.

 

[bud]

mumei, have you downloaded that barca vs. madrid match yet? they're playing again tomorrow, so i suppose it'd be interesting to compare the two.

 

[Kyoufu]

Guthrie is aiming for an England call up. I reckon he can do it if he lives up to his potential.

 

[deGod]

hazard goes down very easy

He must have spent time with Sergio Busquets and Ashley young.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Watching Hazard getting kicked around reminds me of a certain Portugese who used to play in this league.

Yeah there was just no stopped Quaresma without being dirty.

 

[Wilbur]

"He loves it in a tight area, does Eden Hazard"

:lol

Fuck you Wilbury you dirty little boy.

Like you were ever going to get there before me

 

[Sloosha]

Bebe?

I think he means Tiago.

 

[Yurt]

UDINEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

If they crash out now we get more money from the CL.

But they gave us Asamoah so I guess Forza Udinese?

 

[Splatt]

Basta scored. Niice.

 

[xintin]

whoaaa Reading's owner is an Abramovich clone

 

[Arnie]

Like you were ever going to get there before me

Same minute. Was very tight.

That's the way I like it.

 

[Soi-Fong]

He must have spent time with Sergio Busquets and Ashley young.

Learning from the pros.

 

[Broder Salsa]

whoaaa Reading's owner is an Abramovich clone

I actually thought it was him at first from the bad angle in the beginning.

 

[Arnie]

Get a whiff of those Reading lads.

Least intimidating away support of all time?

 

[WJD]

Bebe?

Yeah there was just no stopped Quaresma without being dirty.

I think he means Tiago.

God dammit guys.

 

[Messi]

Hazard to Barca

 

[Fry]

Wait, is ManUtd4ever Messi's brother?

 

[rodvik]

Reading 2003.

Didn't shit since wednesday. Saturday afternoon, just before Skindred kicked off on the 2nd stage, i got the awful feeling of a megalodon shit brewing. Took me 10 minutes to find those really nice porcelain toilets in the arena.

Anyway, after getting into one, i was in the battle of my life. I had what felt like 18 kilos of shit to pass through my asshole, but i was constipated, too. So i'm sitting there, straining and pushing. I'm sweating hard, so i take off my shirt and eventually kick off my shorts. I'm trying to force this shit out so bad i'm having an involuntary boner. I have to brace myself against the walls of the toilet stall to get enough purchase and positive pressure to push this fucking baby elephant out of my ass.

And then, success. We're finally giving birth to this thing. It's still a massive effort, and i'm light headed from all the bloody rushing from my body to the muscles around my ringpiece. I nearly pass out twice, but the poop is starting to come.

I peer into the toilet bowl during and see that the log is already in the water, but has not yet left my ass. I have a sense of gratification and pride that i'm pushing out what would later be 14 inches of majestic log.

15 minutes later and one last push, i'm released of my burden. I soaking wet with sweat, still nursing an involuntary boner. 2 more turds follow, but sensing the harrowing birth that i have just had, they go easy on me and slip out easy.

I sat there for 10 more minutes catching my breath and waiting for the boner to go down, a certain satisfaction that i've just dropped the biggest shit of my life and that the next guy in is going to enjoy it's magnificence because it wouldn't flush LAWWWWWWLLL.

Literally the best shit i've ever had. Felt 3 kilos lighter and completely refreshed, both in body and mind. Got back to see the last song in the skindred set.

i dont want this epic tale to be lost in the game. Thank you !

 

[Messi]

He must have spent time with Sergio Busquets and Ashley young.

I conceded this round old chap

 

[Arnie]

Pogrebnyak's bossing it up front.

 

[deGod]

Wait, is ManUtd4ever Messi's brother?

Long lost brothers

 

[pulga]

As if Barca didn't have enough wingers!

 

[Soi-Fong]

Loving the way Reading is getting the ball back.

 

[Arnie]

Why hasn't Terry been booked yet?

 

[Garjon]

Pogrebynak is doing well here, chasing lost causes, getting into good positions. I honestly thought his goal rush when he first went to Fulham was just an uncommon occurence.

Holy crap at that delivery

 

[jony_m]

sooo close

 

[Fry]

Long lost brothers

Haha, cool, I must've missed your introduction post.

I've sensed he isn't a big fan of Man Utd, so you two must fight a lot about football?

 

[Salvadora]

Chelsea wtf