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[Carbonox]

Wiping your arse after a shit is a fucking nuisance when your crack is hairier than Hagrid's head.

 

[FootballFan]

on a scale of one to ten, how hairy is your arse?

mine would have to be seven. the cheeks themselves are fairly hairless, but that crack... fuck. i can curl it up into dreads, man. this one time i shaved my balls, i went to far down south, and i had a sweaty crack for a while. ;_;

I don't know why but man I laughed out loud at this. Hahahaha. Maybe it's because I imagine guys from the hot girls thread coming here to check this thread and your post being the first thing they see. :lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

on a scale of one to ten, how hairy is your arse?

I have a mullet growing out of my arse so I'd say a 12 out of 10 on the hairy ass scale

 

[Oxx]

I didn't realise we were all such hairy bears.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Speaking of hair, I got a bit of a moustache going right now and intend to keep it.

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Speaking of hair, I got a bit of a moustache going right now and intend to keep it.

Mine is awful but I am too lazy to shave it :lol

 

[Wilbur]

My bum looks like Robert Smith's plug hole

 

[Willkiller]

I have super hairy feet

 

[K1LLER7]

One more week for me

I'm still waiting for my timetable to get put up. Hope there aren't any long breaks this year

 

[Broder Salsa]

Mine is awful but I am too lazy to shave it :lol

Mine is awful too, but after the tips from giantbomb I feel really confident. The real problem is that I always cut this fucking mole I got next to my nose when I try to shave my moustache hair, ever seen those virgin Mary statues that constantly bleed? That's pretty much my mole when I try to shave there.

 

[Arnie]

Arnie Villas-Boas

 

[Fry]

Me while scrolling down this page...

 

[Oxx]

I shaved off my beard and had a haircut this week. I look ten years younger. Which is worrying. I don't want to end up like Dec (off of Ant and Dec) and look like a teenager when I am 40.

 

[K1LLER7]

Speaking of hair, I got a bit of a moustache going right now and intend to keep it.

Rock a curly Mustache like Dudley, looks cool as fuck.

 

[Wilbur]

Arnie Villas-Boas

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Everyone in the hot girls thread wants you right now

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Wiping your arse after a shit is a fucking nuisance when your crack is hairier than Hagrid's head.

It's even worse with the greasy diarrhea shits I take every Saturday. My shits are particularly foul in the morning because of the chips I had for supper and that whole packet of crisps in the evening. I completely cake the bottom of the toilet with a thick layer of extra creamy PB.

Have to take a shower immediately afterwards so that I don't feel like a stinking hobo.

 

[Freewheelin']

I want new people to come in our glorious community.

 

[Fry]

I want new people to come in our glorious community.

Yeah, we're attracting new people alright.

 

[José Mourinho]

First day of University life tomorrow. Mature student-age here I come.

Hoping for some low self-esteem hotties.

 

[Wilbur]

First day of University life tomorrow. Mature student-age here I come.

Hoping for some low self-esteem hotties.

They'll see you on your motorbike and secrete such incredible amounts of biff batter, but then you talk and it'll curdle

 

[Carbonox]

It's even worse with the greasy diarrhea shits I take every Saturday. My shits are particularly foul in the morning because of the chips I had for supper and that whole packet of crisps in the evening. I completely cake the bottom of the toilet with a thick layer of extra creamy PB.

Have to take a shower immediately afterwards so that I don't feel like a stinking hobo.

Spray your arse with Febreeze and hope for the best.

 

[José Mourinho]

They'll see you on your motorbike and secrete such incredible amounts of biff batter, but then you talk and it'll curdle

I lol'd.

 

[kharma45]

First day of University life tomorrow. Mature student-age here I come.

Hoping for some low self-esteem hotties.

There'll be plenty of those, and just wait until exam results night.

Freshers is prime picking, Monday night Union tomorrow will be brimming with... opportunities.

They'll see you on your motorbike and secrete such incredible amounts of biff batter, but then you talk and it'll curdle

Jesus.

 

[bud]

i have a crazy amount of leg hair which is kinda weird to me because i have little facial hair (can't even grow a proper beard), very little chest hair.

every time i shave my junk, i have to cut the hair on my upper leg or else it looks way too much like this:

(artist's impression)

a few notes:

- yes, my legs are short, but i'm only about 175cm/5'9'
- yes, my left testicle is bigger and hangs lower
- yes, my penis hangs a bit downwards and to the left

also, i'm really bummed out empire refused to ask the hairy question to emma stone or, more recently, milla jovovich. they did ask carla gugino, though, but i wish her answer was more detailed.

 

[Wilbur]

FUCKING LOL

 

[Freewheelin']

HOLY CRAP LOL

 

[PrematureQuiche]

Jesus christ :lol

 

[LegoArmo]

Oh, fuck. Hahaha.

 

[HotHamWater]

 

[FootballFan]

WTF LOOOOL

 

[Carbonox]

 

[Wilbur]

I can't stop laughing

 

[kharma45]

i have a crazy amount of leg hair which is kinda weird to me because i have little facial hair (can't even grow a proper beard), very little chest hair.

every time i shave my junk, i have to cut the hair on my upper leg or else it looks way too much like this:

(artist's impression)

a few notes:

- yes, my legs are short, but i'm only about 175cm/5'9'
- yes, my left testicle is bigger and hangs lower
- yes, my penis hangs a bit downwards and to the left

also, i'm really bummed out empire refused to ask the hairy question to emma stone or, more recently, milla jovovich. they did ask carla gugino, though, but i wish her answer was more detailed.

:lol

Similar to me though, I've literally no facial or chest hair but a good treasure trail, nice hairy arse and very hair legs.

 

[Fry]

I'm fucking dying here.

 

[Willkiller]

Good lord, you're a tripod.

 

[K1LLER7]

Bud's packin :lol

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

God dammit GAF

 

[LegoArmo]

I have a big manly beard, you all need to worship me.

(not much arse hair though)

 

[Oxx]

I can sense Mumei shaking his head from the future.

 

[Broder Salsa]

i have a crazy amount of leg hair which is kinda weird to me because i have little facial hair (can't even grow a proper beard), very little chest hair.

every time i shave my junk, i have to cut the hair on my upper leg or else it looks way too much like this:

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(artist's impression)

a few notes:

- yes, my legs are short, but i'm only about 175cm/5'9'
- yes, my left testicle is bigger and hangs lower
- yes, my penis hangs a bit downwards and to the left

also, i'm really bummed out empire refused to ask the hairy question to emma stone or, more recently, milla jovovich. they did ask carla gugino, though, but i wish her answer was more detailed.

 

[Freewheelin']

"it's so big"

 

[José Mourinho]

:lol that picture is amazing.

Since we're talking about facial hair. Current chin action.

Inconsistent and I can't grown bits to join the tache to the beard but if I shave I look about 12. So this is what I have to roll with.

 

[Arnie]

Fucking :lol

 

[operon]

I need woke the house from laughing. Thankfully my ass hair rates a 3 I'd say am not particularly hairy on my body like the rest of you. For some reason I don't seem to have an artists impression readily available

 

[Wilbur]

I can't stop. First I was having a pride laugh at imagining biff batter curdling and then I scrolled down and I saw that. Fuck. I really should be asleep but I'm in hysterics

 

[FootballFan]

Looks like our International Break form has continued through to our Club football form, Afer Dark FootballGAF continues.

 

[Joe]

Holy shit they really fired Sannino wtf

 

[kharma45]

bud's image reminds me of this

 

[Broder Salsa]

Holy shit they really fired Sannino wtf

3 matches. 3 matches. 3 matches. 50 sacking in 25 years for Zamps. :lol

 

[Oxx]

Looks circumcised.